The person below me

[theCryptofishist]

No. But I will tell you that the one year I camped at nine and c, I had a great time giving men directions to Jiffy Lube.
The person below me wants to tell me: Of course a cd called "Diary of a Violent Clown" wasn't going to be easy listening.

[Simon of the Playa]

i just physically and mentally cringed.

tpbm wants to know about that time at circus circus reno when the acid and the re-entry was just a little too much...

[catinthefunnyhat]

It would have been funny if it were, though.

Here are some songs about sad clowns. Some of them probably qualify as "easy listening." Any of them could if Zamfir did covers. Maybe blogging about a broken heart was the violent clown's first step into the abyss... Or maybe it was listening to Zamfir covers of sad songs about clowns.

EDIT: SoTP, you beat me to it. Yes, please tell me the story.

TPBM has taken trapeze lessons.

[theCryptofishist]

No.
TPBM thinks my musical taste is questionable at best, anyway.

[catinthefunnyhat]

I dunno. It's definitely eclectic. I can't hate, though, 'cos you introduced me to Finntroll, I think through this very thread. And that was fun. I sent links to their stuff to a particular/peculiar friend of mine in the hopes that he might play them in his car instead of White Zombie.

TPBM prefers White Zombie.

[theCryptofishist]

I don't think I've had the "pleasure".
TPBM recommends Stan Ridgeway singing "Behind Closed Doors."
(because the person below is a cacophony fuck...)

[catinthefunnyhat]

I don't think I've had the "pleasure".
TPBM recommends Stan Ridgeway singing "Behind Closed Doors."
(because the person below is a cacophony fuck...)

And that's a pleasure I haven't had. Nor does the internet want me to have it, apparently.

TPBM needs to get the scissors sharpened.

[Sail Man]

nope, but I do need to go out and buy those scissors that make the zig zag cuts so I can cut the templates and finish the camo job on my truck.

tpbm learned the hard way about running with scissors held the wrong way

[catinthefunnyhat]

No, although I did make a joke to myself earlier about "falling on my scissors."

TPBM has developed some strange new habits.

[BoyScoutGirl]

Sometimes I think of them as strange, but on this board, people probably wouldn't bat an eyelash...

TPBM isn't afraid of MSG!

[catinthefunnyhat]

Ah, mysterious chemical flavour enhancer... how can I fear you?

TPBM likes their martinis stirred, not shaken.

[brittknee555]

The name is Bond... James Bond.
The person below me spends a freakish amount of time looking up star wars porn...

[Eric]

I can honestly say that I've never even thought of looking that up.


tpbm wants to get outside & can't.

[theCryptofishist]

I have the cold. You know, the one that's been stalking the bay area, leaving sufferers on their back for days. And not in a good way. MMMMMmmmmmm, good way.
TPBM doesn't want the statement "wants to put me on my back in a very good way" and is delighted I have the sense to not use it, even if I couldn't keep myself from alluding to it.

[OregonRed]

It is a rather awkward sentence. But doesn't everyone want to be on their backs for a good reason now and again?

TPBM is on their back right now.

[theCryptofishist]

I should be. It's a couple of hours of putter, followed by yet anothe attempt to get to sleep.
Bonus: Reading only about Stalin's Russia while you are sick is not a wise idea...
TPBM is expecting something in the mail this week.

[OregonRed]

Bills. *sigh* I would prefer something much more exciting, but that's not in the cards for this week.

TPBM is having trouble focusing.

[maryanimal]

Lately...yes.

tpbm focuses too much

[theCryptofishist]

What am I a frensal (sp??) lens?
The person below me didn't post in the Nose thread, even though it was really, really tempting.

[wh..sh]

No, I gave in to my temptation But it was one of those "higher temptations", you just cant disregard it.

TPBM like evil clowns better then happy clowns

[theCryptofishist]

Naturally.
TPBM wonders if the clown nose thread is going to tip the board from hippie hate to clown hate.

[TomServo]

Doubt it! There's so much to hate about hippies.
TPBM can't wait to visit Bakersfield!

[theCryptofishist]

I spent a night there once. It was nothing like how Dwight Yokum described it. But, go HSR Fresno to Bakersfield!

tpbm is just waiting for the continental luxury air ships.

[Dr Helix]

Arrgggh! Someone beat me to the clown comment. Coulrophobia is a fear of clowns. And airships? Flew in a blimp once. Great time.

TPBM is a hoarder

[BoyScoutGirl]

I prefer the term "pack rat." Thankfully, the significant other helps keep the clutter under control (mostly. In the parts of the closet he actually bothers to look in.)

TPBM doesn't like the beach because they "get sand in their hair, sand in their shorts - sand in their sandwiches!"

[Eric]

Love the beach, but out here the water is freezing.



tpbm would rather be at the beach at night

[maryanimal]

I love the beach! Day, night, it doesn't matter. I miss sitting on the beach in the summer and watching the sun set.

tpbm can juggle.

[misfit]

i love jiggling,,, the fat rolls on overweight people, but no i cannot juggle.

tpbm hates being on the bottom.

[Eric]

depends who's on top


tpbm is wondering why it's sunny outside & freezing inside.

[theCryptofishist]

I figure the whole damn world is sick with me, like in that song: Ail and the whole world ails with you, heal and you heal alone.
The person below me is thinking "great, now that song's stuck in my head for the rest of the day."