Why The Dick is Bringing 55,000 Strap-Ons to the Playa.

Roberto Dobbisano · Post by **Roberto Dobbisano** » Wed May 02, 2012 8:59 am

BECAUSE HE CAN....

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Wed May 02, 2012 9:00 am

it's like nixon going to Thailand.

H.G.Crosby · Post by **H.G.Crosby** » Wed May 02, 2012 9:03 am

one size fits all.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Wed May 02, 2012 9:04 am

hey!!

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Wed May 02, 2012 9:09 am

Like I need a strap on!

Roberto Dobbisano · Post by **Roberto Dobbisano** » Wed May 02, 2012 9:21 am

dont be a hater!!!

Be A Participater!!!

junglesmacks · Post by **junglesmacks** » Wed May 02, 2012 9:38 am

..and then that happened.

lemur · Post by **lemur** » Wed May 02, 2012 9:53 am

This is a great idea.

I wear a strap on dildo wherever i go, including the grocery store.. people react very strongly, and for the better.. I call it My Dick.

i have seen people turned around and its all because of My Dick.

now, you might say that receiving a cheap peace of plastic made in china by 5 year olds couldnt be responsible for turning people around... but ive seen it for myself.

now that I am a Life Coach to nearly all of the people I touch with My Dick I can say that people are really opening up to me... they are realizing how deep my teachings can go.

Simply put.. My Dick has changed my life. My Dick has become the ultimate expression of all the things I have learned at burning man.

THEY NEED MY DICK, THE "Normals", the "Others", everyone who hasn't had a chance to touch one in person beams with joy when they experience it.

My Dick inspires them.

They experience a little bit of the Best of the Playa when I pull my dick out and hand it to them.

They fuckin squeal, they laugh, they giggle and CAN NEVER BELIEVE THAT SOMEONE IS GIVING THEM HAPPINESS FOR FREE.

If everyone got to experience My Dick i think the world would be better off.

I applaud you for daring to bring such a void filling project to the playa.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Wed May 02, 2012 10:08 am

im still working on the vacuum packing....i think i can fit all 55,000 into a c-130 and drop ship (literally) it onto center camp as to avoid any REAL casualties...

Drawingablank · Post by **Drawingablank** » Wed May 02, 2012 10:17 am

Fuck you guys!

Now my monitor is covered with coffee.

lemur · Post by **lemur** » Wed May 02, 2012 10:38 am

Drawingablank wrote:Fuck you guys!

you and everyone else at burning man will have the chance once they get their hands on a strap on.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Wed May 02, 2012 11:27 am

i suppose it's MAN-datory then, huh...

burner von braun · Post by **burner von braun** » Wed May 02, 2012 12:07 pm

Code name: Manna

Canoe · Post by **Canoe** » Wed May 02, 2012 12:11 pm

So, how far do these roll in the wind if they get free of the strap?

You wouldn't get many volunteers to go around picking up strays, or would you?

Nipple · Post by **Nipple** » Wed May 02, 2012 12:26 pm

I'm going to put a cock ring on mine to keep it from getting blown... away.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed May 02, 2012 12:28 pm

I'll let mine have a tether--and the illusion of freedom.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed May 02, 2012 12:31 pm

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Wed May 02, 2012 4:57 pm

bubbavic · Post by **bubbavic** » Thu May 03, 2012 3:34 am

Will any of the strap-ons be clear or translucent? I'd like a way to light mine up for evening activities. You know...because no one likes a darkwad dildo.

Edit: hmmm, 55,000 Glowing Strap-Ons on parade...now that's something I can get behind!

Clar-i-ty · Post by **Clar-i-ty** » Thu May 03, 2012 4:39 am

Now this is how you change to world. One strap-on at a time. Imagine it. A world where everyone has a strap-on: The end of sexism because everyone has a dick and everyone realizes that they too can be a bottom. Suddenly the world is a more peaceful place because empathy is easier when everyone has the opportunity to take it like a champ. Yes. We can save the world. Bring on the dildos!

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Thu May 03, 2012 6:24 am

I'll be on the Tyra show next week, tune in!!

lucky420 · Post by **lucky420** » Thu May 03, 2012 6:53 am

IMHO one of the best/funniest threads ever...

Post by **Savannah** » Thu May 03, 2012 9:30 am

I shall require two strap-on units, perchance to make a Viking helmet.

Just_Joe · Post by **Just_Joe** » Thu May 03, 2012 9:32 am

Savannah wrote:I shall require two strap-on units, perchance to make a Viking helmet.

So you'll need THREE in total, and two are gonna be POOP (Penis Out Of Place)

Bob · Post by **Bob** » Thu May 03, 2012 9:40 am

Tricky Dick, meet Droopy Geoduck.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu May 03, 2012 10:41 am

H.G.Crosby · Post by **H.G.Crosby** » Sat May 05, 2012 7:15 am

I tested it this morning, even in a STIFF 30 mph wind, the strap on in question neither took flight nor did it fit through a standard perimeter fence.

I guess we're good to go.

Canoe · Post by **Canoe** » Sat May 05, 2012 7:45 am

H.G.Crosby wrote:... the strap on in question neither took flight nor did it fit through a standard perimeter fence ...

You're not trying hard enough.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Sat May 05, 2012 9:59 am

[quote="bubbavic"]Edit: hmmm, 55,000 Glowing Strap-Ons on parade...now that's something I can get behind!
[quote]
Can they get behind you?

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Sat May 05, 2012 9:44 pm

Savannah wrote:I shall require two strap-on units, perchance to make a Viking helmet.

*swoon*

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