E-Playa is the New Anal which is the New Black.

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E-Playa is the New Anal which is the New Black.

Post by Simon of the Playa » Sun May 20, 2012 10:11 am

yeah, take THAT.....tribe...


for quite some time we were the red-headed stepchild, well NO LONGER!


"eplaya is so uncool, it's filled with douchebags"

"oh man, tribe is so much more burny"

these are actual quotes from friends of mine.....seriously.

well, guess what?

Google Analytics says we are more relevant and popular than that stinky patchouli stained crap-fest.

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Post by lemur » Sun May 20, 2012 10:28 am

DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL



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Post by theCryptofishist » Sun May 20, 2012 11:18 am

I love and miss tribe. But being better than tribe is like being better than Benedict Arnold. It's not much of a recommendation.
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Post by Roberto Dobbisano » Sun May 20, 2012 11:21 am

yeah, i miss room 222, but that aint gonna bring Karen Valentine back...


unless...
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Post by Box Burner » Sun May 20, 2012 11:55 am

So... does that mean that we get to be burnier than thou?

who's counting? And who cares? All that really matters is that you get it, and that you are doing it right (whatever that is) or are at least trying to. And who's to be the judge of that? I see no one here that is qualified. Don't see anyone over there either. Or on 3playa.

Don't look at me. I ain't qualified either. I'm just here for the beer. :D
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Post by graidawg » Sun May 20, 2012 12:29 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:I love and miss tribe. But being better than tribe is like being better than Benedict Arnold. It's not much of a recommendation.

you do realise what a hero nbenedict arnold was for the the united states dont you, he may have betrayed you at the end but without him you would have had a lot more trouble winning agsainst a great britain that had lost interest
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Post by Simon of the Playa » Sun May 20, 2012 12:37 pm

shut up, Limey.
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Post by graidawg » Sun May 20, 2012 12:59 pm

shut up YANK
FREE THE SHERPAS
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Post by H.G.Crosby » Sun May 20, 2012 1:05 pm

Winston's MAMA is a YANK...


wanker...
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Post by moonrise » Sun May 20, 2012 2:17 pm

All I know is I am NOT addicted to faceCrack, that is dangerous stuff right there, yep it suuuure is (they are hiding there ya know, on facecrack!)

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Post by theCryptofishist » Sun May 20, 2012 2:43 pm

graidawg wrote:
theCryptofishist wrote:I love and miss tribe. But being better than tribe is like being better than Benedict Arnold. It's not much of a recommendation.

you do realise what a hero nbenedict arnold was for the the united states dont you, he may have betrayed you at the end but without him you would have had a lot more trouble winning agsainst a great britain that had lost interest
I know he fortified West Point. in other words: Oh! The ironing!
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Post by Isotopia » Sun May 20, 2012 3:14 pm

Simon,

It's Sunday.

Time to take a break.

Time to shut the fuck up for a day.

OK?

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Post by Simon of the Playa » Sun May 20, 2012 3:24 pm

hell, im not even ON my meds...



im running on pure Krug, baby.....pure uncut, dog diggity.
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Post by Eric » Sun May 20, 2012 3:31 pm

Isotopia wrote:Simon,

It's Sunday.

Time to take a break.

Time to shut the fuck up for a day.

OK?

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Post by C187 » Sun May 20, 2012 5:59 pm

Simon of the Playa wrote:"oh man, tribe is so much more bunny"
Who the fuck talks like that!?
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Post by maryanimal » Sun May 20, 2012 7:26 pm

Please tell me...what is "tribe" and "3playa" ?
Sometimes I'm confused by what I think is really obvious. But what I think is really obvious obviously isn't obvious.

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Post by gyre » Sun May 20, 2012 8:27 pm

Tribe is like myspace.
Bookface will be next.


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Post by theCryptofishist » Mon May 21, 2012 9:38 am

maryanimal wrote:Please tell me...what is "tribe" and "3playa" ?
Tribe is dying social networking site that used to have quite a number of burners on it.
3playa is where a number of old eplayans went, back in 2003 or so.
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Post by 5280MeV » Mon May 21, 2012 9:48 am

Can someone please post an insightful and well researched 500-2000 word essay describing the history of tribe and eplaya focusing on the topic of how attitudes towards these boards have developed in the burner community?

I would like it done by Wednesday if possible.

Thank you.
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Post by theCryptofishist » Mon May 21, 2012 10:23 am

Nobody told me there'd be homework...
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Post by catinthefunnyhat » Mon May 21, 2012 10:33 am

*pokes be-hatted head into room; hears teacher assigning homework; quietly closes door and tiptoes away*
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Post by 5280MeV » Tue May 29, 2012 8:51 am

I meant last Wednesday.
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Post by theCryptofishist » Tue May 29, 2012 9:49 am

Well, I turned it in. You must have lost it.
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Post by Box Burner » Tue May 29, 2012 11:21 am

My dog ate mine. But I collected his doo doo so I can still turn it in.
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Post by junglesmacks » Tue May 29, 2012 11:24 am

Reminds me of the time my dog ate my stash and I followed him around for a week.

That was some good shit.
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Post by lucky420 » Tue May 29, 2012 1:34 pm

no darling js, that's some desperate shit :mrgreen:
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Post by gyre » Tue May 29, 2012 1:48 pm

Get a civet for that shit.

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Post by 5280MeV » Tue May 29, 2012 1:55 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:Well, I turned it in. You must have lost it.
Dammit all! I hate that excuse more than anything!

(...pounds table, throws stack of papers...)
Box Burner wrote:My dog ate mine. But I collected his doo doo so I can still turn it in.
(...Sigh...)

Fine. Just turn in the dog poop and I will grade it on how well it smokes.
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Post by forty_eight » Tue May 29, 2012 4:52 pm

junglesmacks wrote:Reminds me of the time my dog ate my stash and I followed him around for a week.

That was some good shit.
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