krug (noun)

Rice · Post by **Rice** » Mon May 21, 2012 12:31 pm

krug (noun)

1: a person who defecates directly onto the playa <Last night, I almost ran over some krug with my art car in deep playa. It REALLY upset me, because by the time I got the car turned around for a second pass, they were gone.>

2: a person who flagrantly and intentionally disregards the ethics of Leave No Trace. <Our neighbors were such fucking krugs that they left behind an entire sofa covered in mayonnaise. At least, I think it was mayonnaise.>

please begin disseminating of our new vocab word as you see fit

heh heh heh, I hope they learned their lesson....

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon May 21, 2012 12:44 pm

Is Kit O'Connell going to put this in the lexicon?

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Mon May 21, 2012 12:48 pm

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=krug

1. Krug 29 up, 4 down

To copy a homework assignment, usually with premeditated intentions and tardiness to group study sessions. May be used as a verb or adverb.
"Are you really just going to show up ten minutes before the assignment is due and krug the whole thing?!"

"Guys, I'm sorry I'm late, but I had a car accident. Can I just krug the assignment this week and I'll let you krug off me next time?"
buy krug mugs & shirts

When you preform the rape scene from Last House on the Left
I totally Krugged some girl last night and she hated it. Little did she know her resistance made me harder.

When a man cums and shits on himself at the same time.
While John was having sex with Mary he krugged all over her face.

Drawingablank · Post by **Drawingablank** » Mon May 21, 2012 12:49 pm

I hope so.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Mon May 21, 2012 12:58 pm

ever see a pit bull chomp down and lock his jaws on a stick?

you have to bash them on the head with a two by four before they'll let go.

sometimes that doesnt work.

now pardon me while i violently shake the duck in my mouth until it's neck breaks.

woof.

Post by **Eric** » Mon May 21, 2012 1:05 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:Is Kit O'Connell going to put this in the lexicon?

I dunno about him, but I've added it as a potential addition to our Playa Lingo section. I'll have to shorten the definition some, but Rice will get credit!

Rice · Post by **Rice** » Mon May 21, 2012 1:07 pm

Eric wrote:
theCryptofishist wrote:Is Kit O'Connell going to put this in the lexicon?
I dunno about him, but I've added it as a potential addition to our Playa Lingo section. I'll have to shorten the definition some, but Rice will get credit!

I do not deserve the credit. Just re-posting something my Regional Rep posted, she was reposting from somewhere...

Post by **Eric** » Mon May 21, 2012 1:11 pm

stretch80 wrote:I do not deserve the credit. Just re-posting something my Regional Rep posted, she was reposting from somewhere...

If you find out who started it let me know & we'll add it. We're all nice like that!

graidawg · Post by **graidawg** » Mon May 21, 2012 1:14 pm

the credit is geting a bit krugged up isnt it?

Bob · Post by **Bob** » Mon May 21, 2012 1:29 pm

Idiotic. Why single out the (Joseph) Krug champagne company? Seems the blame should be shared among a number of bad actors, and it sullies the name of Charles Krug.

junglesmacks · Post by **junglesmacks** » Mon May 21, 2012 1:30 pm

Submitted to Urban Dictionary!

Hopefully it trumps this gem of an entry: (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=krug)

The actual greatest champagne in the world. Noted for pronounced aromas of gingerbread and tropical fruit that develop into a complex yeasty bouquet of infinite complexity with a finish that can last for hours in the best vintages. The only hundred-point champagne as rated by Wine Spectator ever, was the 1988 vintage.

FUN FACTS:

The grand cuvée Krug is rarer than vintage Cristal. (GC = a blend of vintages, equivalent to Moet et Chandon Brut Cuvée or Louis Roederer Brut)

The grand cuvée Krug is $150US / bottle (compare with $40US / bottle for MC).

Vintage Krug is considered by some to be the best champagne in the world. Aging potential is second to none; no other winery could produce a champagne that sits for 60 years without showing signs of wear (1947 Krug). Bottles of vintage Krug are far rarer than even the best years of Cristal, Dom Pérignon or the like, and often command five times the price of these champagnes at auction.
Krug 1947, 1961, 1979, 1988, 1990, and any Clos du Mesnil releases.

Rice · Post by **Rice** » Mon May 21, 2012 1:31 pm

Bob wrote:Idiotic. Why single out the Krug champagne company? Seems the blame should be shared among a number of bad actors, and it sullies the name of Charles Krug.

Krug was the product being promoted. So, it is getting attention.

Bob · Post by **Bob** » Mon May 21, 2012 1:35 pm

The name Krug has a unique history in this region, thanks for shitting all over it.

Rice · Post by **Rice** » Mon May 21, 2012 1:41 pm

Uh ... ok.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Mon May 21, 2012 1:46 pm

Bob wrote:The name Shit has a unique history in this region, thanks for Krugging all over it.

Bob · Post by **Bob** » Mon May 21, 2012 1:47 pm

I can think of much bigger and more irresponsible messes left at Burning Man, and names that might be associated with them. But go ahead, institutional memory is inevitably short around here.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Mon May 21, 2012 1:50 pm

yeah, but that bag of cash was received with an implicit non-disclosure agreement.

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