The person below me

[Simon of the Playa]

after my purchase from TapewormDiet.com im Always hungry.


tpbm wonders why the fuck they go to the gym and watch what they eat when it's just THAT easy.

[theCryptofishist]

Simon, have you seen my shoulders? Of course, that's not from any gym.
TPBM would rather have bot flies anyway.

[OregonRed]

No insects in any form, thank you.

TPBM wonders where the fuck I've been.

[theCryptofishist]

Sorta. But I have the outlines, and I trust your ability to navigate your life, even in this shift it's been going through.
TPBM thinks cheese is better melted.

[Elorrum]

Yes, I really do. I wonder why that is. I do have some nice stilton with apricots in it, that I would not melt... but I haven't tried it. hmmm.
tpbm does not desire a snack in the evening very often.

[Eric]

I like pickles around midnight (really). I might be preggers.


tpbm is starting to think it's time to eat dinner

[Savannah]

God, yes. I only just got home from a workout, and I was hungry 2 hours ago. Tonight, it'll be teriyaki salmon and steamed veggies.

The person below me received good news today.

[catinthefunnyhat]

Yeah, kinda. I've been reading ePlaya, and there's always some good news to be found.

TPBM wanted to be an astronaut as a kid.

[TomServo]

Not as much as other kids. After I first read "Busy Day, Busy People," I wanted to be a butcher.

TPBM owned a Green Machine as a child.

[catinthefunnyhat]

*Googles Green Machine*

WOW!

No; I certainly did not own anything so cool. *Goes off, muttering about cheapskate parents and lack of love.*

TPBM has built their own human-powered, wheeled vehicle.

[C187]

A tall bike, because it went well with the vertical stabilizer mohawk.

TPBM has never had blue hair.

[catinthefunnyhat]

Nope.

I've had green hair a few times. Some of those were on purpose; the others were due to the combined effects of chlorine and sunshine when I had to take swimming lessons in an outdoor pool).

TPBM has coloured the hair "down there."

[OregonRed]

Only once.

TPBM has no hair "down there".

[Simon of the Playa]

i shaved my ass this morning because it's getting warm.


tpbm prefers bleach

[theCryptofishist]

For what?
tpbm is putting bleach in the survival water.

[catinthefunnyhat]

I sometimes use bleach when I launder my towels. I like the smell.

TPBM hates swimming in chlorinated water.

[theCryptofishist]

Oh god. Swimming is complicated for me.
TPBM finds this video compelling.
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[catinthefunnyhat]

Not until I realized what was happening to her eyes.

TPBM can do that.

[wh..sh]

Not THAT!!! But I can do decent bambi eyes.

TPBM wants to know the source of that music. So familiar!

[catinthefunnyhat]

Hmmmm..... following the link in the YouTube description of the video, it seems to have been a custom jobby by someone on Deviant Art who composes music and really loves My Little Pony (and most of their friends also seem to like MLP, based on their avatars).

But, yeah, it's pretty and sounds familiar. I was going to guess Amelie or something.

TPBM likes to think of him/herself as a Magical Pixie Dream Girl.

[Eric]

More of a Magical Talented Old Man


tpbm doesn't want to know...

[catinthefunnyhat]

On the contrary. I'm intrigued.... Also, I take your statement as a challenge.

TPBM sometimes finds him/herself appreciating pornography out of anatomical curiosity rather than titillation.

[wh..sh]

Sure, if that's what you want to call it
Although, I sometimes can't help the "WTF" look which could be because of curiosity.

TBPM has an exhaustive pornography collection.

[catinthefunnyhat]

Yes. It's called The Internet.

TPBM has a a vehicle with a pornographic exhaust pipe.

[theCryptofishist]

No. But this is one of my favorite road signs:

The person below me is going to have nightmares induced by that sign tonight.

[TomServo]

Yeah, reminds me of Tionesta.

TPBM wonders when they added the "Burning since" feature to our profile.

[theCryptofishist]

Not really. I saw the post in the lowest right sub-forum. Or was it the guide in the upper right?
TPBM has no trouble telling his/her right from his/her left.

[Simon of the Playa]

it's irrelevant....I live in the Land where the Far right meets The Far left and they have One Handed Babies who clap.

tpbm wants a really good cheese and tomato sandwich on pumpernickle, toasted.

[theCryptofishist]

I'm not wild about pumpernickel. The germans can do so many other really wonderful breads...
TPBM thinks that we shouldn't put up our noses at other products of german baking.

[catinthefunnyhat]

It was so good until you got to pumpernickel. You lost me there.
EDIT: Fishy beat me to it.

I'm kind of prejudiced against German food in general. I probably just need an education.

TPBM thinks Pumpernickel would be a good pet name -- for a pet or a "pet."