Brothel girl in search of wild camp!!!

Jordan 10-E · Post by **Jordan 10-E** » Sat Sep 18, 2004 9:20 am

cookiepusss wrote:
Kristy Kreme wrote:If you want to see pics of me checkout my website:

http://kristy.nevadabrothelgirls.com/
Mom? Is that you?

I laughed so much I almost cried. That one just struck me funny.

Lydia Love · Post by **Lydia Love** » Sat Sep 18, 2004 9:23 am

That's not exactly what Lydia said, she wasn't nearly as mushy...

Heh! I dodged mushy in order to not have my opinion dismissed because it was all "girly". I think Samtzu said it better, actually (and I just love the fact that he'd go ahead and be mushy when I didn't dare to be).

Though it's more of a utopian view... not all the sex I had (fer example) was a beatiful intimate encounter. But at the very least it was an honest, playful one... which I found valuable.

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Sat Sep 18, 2004 9:46 am

Thanks, Sweetie... not all of my sex was utopian, either (I think... it's been awhile... can't remember) but it always started as intimacy. The only three times I remember not having the intimacy (one night stands... hell, one was a twenty minute stand) they were all... icky! And I don't mean from human excretions, either.

Naw... I like to get to know people first... more fun that way... sharing is where it's at..

Simply Joel · Post by **Simply Joel** » Sat Sep 18, 2004 11:16 am

samtzu wrote:Thanks, Sweetie... not all of my sex was utopian, either (I think... it's been awhile... can't remember) but it always started as intimacy. The only three times I remember not having the intimacy (one night stands... hell, one was a twenty minute stand) they were all... icky! And I don't mean from human excretions, either.

Naw... I like to get to know people first... more fun that way... sharing is where it's at..

I'd still watch, if the opportunity presented itself.

Simply Joel · Post by **Simply Joel** » Sat Sep 18, 2004 11:20 am

cowboyangel wrote:
Simply Joel wrote:went to the site... no news here folks, carry on in an orderly fashion.

of course, if i ever do meet this person, i would certainly watch today, what you might do on a Tuesday...

voyuerism 101
shit, i thought you was talkin about my web cam..... at least i had one bona fide visitor last night!

i only sit in front of this contraption at work... at home, i actually have a life... a step-daddy life, but a life nonetheless.

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Sat Sep 18, 2004 11:26 am

Joel wrote:

samtzu wrote:
Thanks, Sweetie... not all of my sex was utopian, either (I think... it's been awhile... can't remember) but it always started as intimacy. The only three times I remember not having the intimacy (one night stands... hell, one was a twenty minute stand) they were all... icky! And I don't mean from human excretions, either.

Naw... I like to get to know people first... more fun that way... sharing is where it's at..
I'd still watch, if the opportunity presented itself.

Well, yeah! However, I ain't lookin' looking for it in this lifetime... besides, what would we talk about? Upcoming events in the the realm of Complexity Theory? Shakespeare's random use of Iambic Pentameter in his comedies? The standard of beauty as established by Furbackistanis? Cowboy's occasionally functioning webcam? Stepfatherhood vs. Just Pounding Yourself in the Head with a Hammer?

Captain Goddammit · Post by **Captain Goddammit** » Sat Sep 18, 2004 11:35 am

"Yes, I am Capt. Goddammit... what's your name? Here, have a margarita... and take that off, it's totally in the way... you look much better without it. Tell me all about you, and then since we don't have any adult supervision let's misbehave badly...

Markov Chaney · Post by **Markov Chaney** » Sat Sep 18, 2004 12:25 pm

Well Goddamnit, that is some of the slickest shit I've ever heard. Wow!

Simply Joel · Post by **Simply Joel** » Sat Sep 18, 2004 2:16 pm

the difference between the boy scouts and other organizations?

the boy scouts have adult supervision.

and I would still watch... dammit, captain god dammit...

now i am confused.

Lydia Love · Post by **Lydia Love** » Sat Sep 18, 2004 2:34 pm

On behalf of women everywhere I feel like I should come in here and state that those sort of slick lines would *never* work.

Um... but I can't...

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Sat Sep 18, 2004 3:25 pm

See? That's why he's The Cap'n!

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Sat Sep 18, 2004 3:47 pm

The Cap'n explained to me that before he was "Captain Goddammit" he was known as "Major Woodie". What's that tell ya? And what (or more likely, who) do you suppose he "did" to get promoted?

Captain Goddammit · Post by **Captain Goddammit** » Sat Sep 18, 2004 4:54 pm

Sensei wrote:The Cap'n explained to me that before he was "Captain Goddammit" he was known as "Major Woodie". What's that tell ya? And what (or more likely, who) do you suppose he "did" to get promoted?

Well thank you for making it "who" and not "what"...

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Sat Sep 18, 2004 5:53 pm

Did the little wooly quadraped have a name?

Magikal · Post by **Magikal** » Sat Sep 18, 2004 9:50 pm

Interesting. If she isn't a sock puppet (and I was accused of that at first), then certainly, welcome. Personally, I find nymphomaniacs interesting, at least in a clinical sense (aberrant behaviors & all that). For those that need sex, they must be a Godsend. Certainly, working as a prostitute would be as natural for her as an extremely tall male being a basketball player.

Wonderous & fascinating is the human animal...

Kristy Kreme · Post by **Kristy Kreme** » Sat Sep 18, 2004 11:30 pm

Hi everyone!

So what is it going to take to prove I am, who I say I am? If you have any ideas I'll be more than happy to fullfill requests by well known posters that can vouch for me.

The sex I am looking for at BM would ABSOLUTELY be better if it was accompanied by an intimate connection. I, in no way want to just do it for the sake of slamming bodies or racking up notches - I have enough notches to fill twenty average womens lives at the least.

My enjoyment and growth at BM was great this year but next year I would love to be more intertwined with the community.

BM has great spiritual, soul-filling potential and friendship as well as love is an important part of that for me.

We are taxed twice as much by our IDLENESS, three times as much by our PRIDE, four times as much by our FOLLY, and the greatest tax is from our FEAR; and from these taxes the commissioners cannot ease or deliver us, by allowing an abatement.

With this being said, I refuse to squander any of my moments for the sake of ridiculous fears.

Sincerely, with unalterable affection and kisses, Kristy Kreme

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Sat Sep 18, 2004 11:37 pm

Kristy Kreme wrote:... So what is it going to take to prove I am, who I say I am?

Show up at the '05 eplaya Meet & Greet. Remember to get there early and introduce yourself to the host, Doc Pyro. Ask him if there's anything you can do...

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Sat Sep 18, 2004 11:44 pm

Kristy Kreme wrote:Hi everyone!

So what is it going to take to prove I am, who I say I am? If you have any ideas I'll be more than happy to fullfill requests by well known posters that can vouch for me.

The sex I am looking for at BM would ABSOLUTELY be better if it was accompanied by an intimate connection. I, in no way want to just do it for the sake of slamming bodies or racking up notches - I have enough notches to fill twenty average womens lives at the least.

My enjoyment and growth at BM was great this year but next year I would love to be more intertwined with the community.

BM has great spiritual, soul-filling potential and friendship as well as love is an important part of that for me.

We are taxed twice as much by our IDLENESS, three times as much by our PRIDE, four times as much by our FOLLY, and the greatest tax is from our FEAR; and from these taxes the commissioners cannot ease or deliver us, by allowing an abatement.

With this being said, I refuse to squander any of my moments for the sake of ridiculous fears.

Sincerely, with unalterable affection and kisses, Kristy Kreme

you seem authentic enough to me, if it's real love you're looking for, I'm sure you'll find it on the playa, because the playa is a vortex for magic and transformation......and everyone is welcome

Kristy Kreme · Post by **Kristy Kreme** » Sat Sep 18, 2004 11:51 pm

Sensei wrote:
Kristy Kreme wrote:... So what is it going to take to prove I am, who I say I am?
Show up at the '05 eplaya Meet & Greet. Remember to get there early and introduce yourself to the host, Doc Pyro. Ask him if there's anything you can do...

Sounds great! If you have more info. on this Meet & Greet I would love to have it. Till then I will look-up "Doc Pyro".

Thanks!

Kisses, Kristy Kreme

Lydia Love · Post by **Lydia Love** » Sun Sep 19, 2004 12:29 am

KK - I wouldn't worry overmuch about proving yourself... just keep interacting with the board and it will all be cool. The board has been plagued with multple personalities. Every new poster is eyed with *some* suspicion.

Now the *real* problem here is do I want to make sure that Doc reads this thread... or do I desperately hope he's surprised on the playa?

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Sun Sep 19, 2004 12:33 am

Lydia Love wrote:...Now the *real* problem here is do I want to make sure that Doc reads this thread... or do I desperately hope he's surprised on the playa?

The thing is, I owe him a favor. If this actually pans out, we're even ;)

Kristy Kreme · Post by **Kristy Kreme** » Sun Sep 19, 2004 12:41 am

Lydia Love wrote:KK - I wouldn't worry overmuch about proving yourself... just keep interacting with the board and it will all be cool. The board has been plagued with multple personalities. Every new poster is eyed with *some* suspicion.

Now the *real* problem here is do I want to make sure that Doc reads this thread... or do I desperately hope he's surprised on the playa?

Although, I LOVE surprises I could use all the help and info I can get .

Kisses, Kristy Kreme

Kristy Kreme · Post by **Kristy Kreme** » Sun Sep 19, 2004 12:43 am

Sensei wrote:
Lydia Love wrote:...Now the *real* problem here is do I want to make sure that Doc reads this thread... or do I desperately hope he's surprised on the playa?
The thing is, I owe him a favor. If this actually pans out, we're even

Do you have an email I can contact Doc Pyro at?

Kisses, Kristy Kreme

angelgabe · Post by **angelgabe** » Sun Sep 19, 2004 12:44 am

kk,I thank you for the initial offer you made,and,as a volunteer at the Critical Tits party the last three years,Id say that you would be worshiped as the goddess you are at that event.Thank you for having so much love to share...

Kristy Kreme · Post by **Kristy Kreme** » Sun Sep 19, 2004 12:53 am

angelgabe wrote:kk,I thank you for the initial offer you made,and,as a volunteer at the Critical Tits party the last three years,Id say that you would be worshiped as the goddess you are at that event.Thank you for having so much love to share...

Thanks! You are very sweet. I will try to make it to that party in 2005.

Adieu, my dear friend, and believe me ever yours, very sincerely and with unalterable affection, kisses, Kristy Kreme

SED · Post by **SED** » Sun Sep 19, 2004 12:53 am

So Kristy, what's your porno name?

Kristy Kreme · Post by **Kristy Kreme** » Sun Sep 19, 2004 1:01 am

SED wrote:So Kristy, what's your porno name?

I don't do porn. I just enjoy my job and free time.

So do you board or ski? I love to board, I went to BlackComb Mtn. in Canada this year it was great! I stay mostly in the Tahoe area because it's close to home.

Kisses, Kristy Kreme

Lysergic · Post by **Lysergic** » Sun Sep 19, 2004 1:58 am

Are you sure she's getting money for clicks to her site? I don't see it routing through anything, not to mention the site seems still in construction. I don't know who'd want to sponsor that site, they ain't getting any money off it. It seems home made. Krispy, you should learn some CSS, makes for great layouts!

Kristy Kreme · Post by **Kristy Kreme** » Sun Sep 19, 2004 2:31 am

Lysergic wrote:Are you sure she's getting money for clicks to her site? I don't see it routing through anything, not to mention the site seems still in construction. I don't know who'd want to sponsor that site, they ain't getting any money off it. It seems home made. Krispy, you should learn some CSS, makes for great layouts!

My site is not and will never be a paid site. I use my site to keep in contact with clients and to post pics and adventures I have.

I just started to do fine art nudes and a good girlfriend of mine is changing some of my pages to include more pics. My fine art nudes will go up when I get my offical site done. Which will be free as well.

What is CSS? Tell me more! Do you have example sites?

Kisses, Kristy Kreme

SED · Post by **SED** » Sun Sep 19, 2004 2:45 am

Everyone has a porno name.

http://eplaya.burningman.org/viewtopic.php?t=2361
http://eplaya.burningman.org/viewtopic.php?t=2361[url]

Brothel girl in search of wild camp!!!

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What will it take?

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Info!

Doc Pyro

Thanks!

huh?

Re: huh?