The person below me

[ygmir]

well, as a matter of fact, or discussion..........yes.

TPBM is afraid of "alternate spirit and magic"

[theCryptofishist]

No.
TPBM is afraid of reasoned discussion.

[catinthefunnyhat]

Only when I think I might be wrong about something, and I'm not prepared to face it.

TPBM is always right. Once s/he thought s/he was wrong, but s/he was mistaken.

[junglesmacks]

Not only am I always right, but I'm effing hilarious. And sexy.


TPBM must have eaten a sexy beast for breakfast this morning, since we are what we eat.

[catinthefunnyhat]

I think whatever I ate was extremely lazy. I guess that's why it ended up getting et.

TPBM thinks it's the sexy who end up getting et.

[TomServo]

Cthulhu doesn't discriminate. But the self described sexy usually go first.technically, he eats your sanity..


TPBM has shot a garden snail with a BB gun.

[catinthefunnyhat]

NO. I rescue lost snails from paved paths and put them on the verge. I'm weird that way.Maybe Cthulu is to blame. I also eat animals much more intelligent than snails (and have eaten snails, too), so I have no integrity at all.

TPBM believes you shouldn't eat any animal you didn't kill yourself.

[lucky420]

uh fuck no, that's why we have grocery stores.

TPBM is finally going to do something about it!

[Simon of the Playa]

yep, i'm off to shoot a grocery store in my pajamas

tpbm is wondering how the grocery store got in my pajamas...

[theCryptofishist]

I know. It was chasing after Liz.
tpbm knows a lot about wild tuna.

[catinthefunnyhat]

Nothing at all, 'cept I think they're really big. I'm slightly better-acquainted with wild salmon.

TPBM has silverfish

[theCryptofishist]

Eeew!
TPBM has bedbugs better things to do than think about paracites.

[junglesmacks]

I'm still wondering what a "paracite" is. Para cite? Is that Spanish?


TPBM loves it when they can pull a spelling nazi on the spelling nazi.

[littleflower]

why does nazi have only one Z, while pizza has 2 ....... but they still use the Z in the same way?

tpbm would really, really like a slice of pizza right now ....

[catinthefunnyhat]

Nope. I love pizza, but I've got cornbread muffins in the oven and tomato/rapini/bean soup on the stove, and I'm quite looking forward to eating them. I don't cook at home often enough.

TPBM wants to come over for dinner. If you'll excuse my frightfully messy apartment, you're welcome here! And don't worry; the dishes are clean.

[theCryptofishist]

I've been fed already. Maybe another night.
TPBM has an interesting story about a record or cd bought not on the basis of the music, but because something else, perhaps the name or album cover, tickled her/his fancy.

[lucky420]

Not really but I used to think Rolling Stones "Sticky Fingers" album was sexy and hot as hell.

(hope i got it right, album had frontal pic of male in jeans with zipper")

TPBM used to cut school like it was paper

[theCryptofishist]

Too fucking timid.
TPBM is going to a party this weekend.

[theCryptofishist]

Oh, and thanks for digging that up, Eric. I keep forgeting I go into fugue states and write all sorts of crap. But "polymer" is one my trademarks.

I'm a polymermaid.

[Eric]

You're welcome, but I'm questionless.



tpbm hates any version of "prom"

[catinthefunnyhat]

Um, yeah. I worked at an office where our annual Christmas party was like some kind of weird prom.... new dresses, professionally-styled hair, ridiculous shoes that nobody could walk in. A few years of that, and any nostalgia I might have had for my real prom was obliterated.

EDIT: Story time! I just realized one of those office parties was my debut as a wearer of funny hats! Annoyed at the prom-worthy preparations of my colleagues (seriously; we even had fundraisers for these stupid parties ), but unwilling to boycott and thus lose a chance to get drunk on the company dime, I wore a thrift-store skirt and top with a fancy, veiled pillbox hat. Nobody knew what to make of me. I trolled the fuck out of them with that hat! Huzzah!

TPBM likes to celebrate holidays at random, ignoring their placement on the calendar.

[theCryptofishist]

I just sorta ignore holidays to the best of my ability.
TPBM knows where I meant to post that post that left Eric questionless.

[catinthefunnyhat]

If you're writing about writing in fugue states while you're in a fugue state, is that like dreaming about dreaming?
I haven't yet found that thread, Fishy, but I'm sure I'll stumble upon it eventually.

TPBM likes bubble baths in theory, but always feels the need to rinse off with a shower afterwards.

[theCryptofishist]

I don't do baths any more. If you want to hear me rant about some stupid piece of popular culture, ask me about the bathtub scene in The Time Traveler's Wife.
TPBM went WTF when Eric said he was questionless, because there was a question that hadn't been answered.

[catinthefunnyhat]

Yeah, I couldn't figure out whether your reference to polymers and fugue states was somehow in answer to your own question, or what was going on, until you mentioned that it was meant to be posted elsewhere.

TPBM used to watch "St. Elsewhere" back in the day.

[Eric]

I would rather have been shot.


tpbm is not a big fan of TV medical dramas



(and I know where Fishy meant to post & what the question was, I'm just being giddily manic today)

[catinthefunnyhat]

True. I watched House, MD for a season or two when it was new; I kind of enjoyed the mystery formula with the medical setting. But it got old for me fast, and the plot lines went from strange to bizarre to ridiculous fairly quickly. I've never really watched any others. I tried watching ER back in the day, but I hated it.

TPBM likes English murder mysteries (screen or print).

[TomServo]

No, I prefer horror movies. The Shining's almost a murder mystery.

TPBM never got the whole Freddy Krueger thing.

[maryanimal]

No, because I never watched those movies.

tpbm is a full fledged, card carrying, jelly belly eater.

[BoyScoutGirl]

Why, I would care for a Jelly Baby, thank you very much. Also, when accepting candy from Jelly-Baby-bearing strange men, I expect at least one ride in the vehicle.

EDIT: Curses, I completely misread TPAM. Ah, well, Freudian slip, I suppose.

TPBM thinks the mistake was understandable.