The person below me

[Simon of the Playa]

fawn hall was oliver north's secretary.

dont feel bad, ronald reagan couldnt even remember Ollie.


TPBM could care less the same bunch of thieves who robbed wall st and our taxes looted the S & L's during the go-go 80's...

[Elorrum]

I miss the days of thinking it was people outside our country we needed to fear. brrrrrrr.
Good cover for the crooks I guess.

tpbm thinks paranoia is something we all should worry more about.

[TomServo]

DEFINITELY! Paranoia has been linked to Cancer, Diabetes and a slew of potentially fatal maladies!

TPBM thinks some people need to pay more attention!

[theCryptofishist]

No, I think that we need to find an effective way of tuning things out and making things right simultaneously...
The person below me thinks random weather is da bomb.

[Elorrum]

That's cool. or Fucking nice as it says my weather is. I loved the weather reports in Fiji where it was usually humid, raining, or sunny, usually daily. this they called "fine" = sunny. Raining and sunny = mainly fine.

tpbm is mainly fine

[maryanimal]

not fine...raining for the past 2 days.

tpbm has a weather window set at Gerlach...I do!

[theCryptofishist]

No, but I did check it with the fucking weather.
TPBM has checked the weather for three cities where eplayans live, already.

[TomServo]

No, just Los Gatos.

TPBM likes starting arguments at AA meetings.

[catinthefunnyhat]

I prefer to do my trolling on the internet, wearing half of a set of filthy pyjamas (the shirtcocking half), with a bottle of whiskey atop the table and an inflatable lady beneath it.
None of that is true.

TPBM is wearing the other half of the pyjamas.

[Foxfur]

Whose assless pyjamas are these???

TPBM is retooling their paradigm for optimal synergy.

[theCryptofishist]

Aren't those a bunch of words that stupid people say to make themselves feel important.
TPBM thinks that there's a Simpsons quote for just about any occasion.

[Elorrum]

and a reality t.v. show for whatever way I'm fucked up. DOH!
I'm totally stealing this, and I don't remember where I saw it. Get the hoarders hooked on crack, so they sell all their shit to pay for it, then have them go on the rehab show.

tpbm is getting used to being just a tiny bit late for work.

[maryanimal]

Sure! My paradigm needs retooling!

~~damn, that's what I get for waiting to post~~

Elorrum, I try to be on time for the most part, but there are times I fart around and it makes me late.

tpbm is thinking about garage sale on the weekend to see if they cans score some good deals.

[theCryptofishist]

No, no, no. No more garage sales, I have a couple metric fucktons of crap already.
TPBM can, and will, give us a cogent explanation of "Tromolo Guy". Or possibly of "Trololo Guy" spelling is not my strong suit--despite rumors to the contrary.

[catinthefunnyhat]

Um... it's what passed for entertainment on Soviet television in the mid 1970s and on the Internet in 2010.

He was a fairly famous singer and music teacher, but in the television appearance, he did a non-lexical vocalise instead of singing because the song had lyrics which would never pass muster with the censors. Incidentally, the title of the song, translated to English, is "I'm Very Happy Because I Am Finally Coming Home". Should be the title of the I-got-tickets thread.

TPBM can do scat singing.

[jella]

Can, yes.

Should....well let's run with no hehe




TPBM Is planning playa meals in their head

[TomServo]

Already planned! Going over ideas of how to pack in that huge assed BBQ into my truck.

TPBM wonders what ever happened to Beef Bacon?

[Foxfur]

Dadblasted Hipsters!

TPBM knows Hormel is the true source of hickory smoked manna from heaven.

[catinthefunnyhat]

Here in Canada, Maple Leaf makes most of the bacon, regardless of which brand appears on the package. You can get fancier stuff at the butcher, but I kind of like the basic, too-salty, thin-sliced stuff.

TPBM is going to do something new and strange this weekend.

[Foxfur]

I think a hermaphrodite fits the bill perfectly. Oh wait. That was last month.

TPBM has little patience for _______.

[ygmir]

Fuckwittednarccisticmelamaniacalantisocialbigotedseparatisticpseudointillectualpsychobabblingnerdowells

TPBM needs a drink.

[catinthefunnyhat]

After parsing that, Yg, yes I do!

TPBM knows that Yg had someone in mind with that post, and will give us a clue to their identity.

[theCryptofishist]

Fools rush in where angels fear to tread.

Which, tpbm thinks, makes me radically incapable.

[knowmad]

I'll just say you're very clever fishy, whatever game you play at.

TPBM Gained important social skills on eplaya.

[catinthefunnyhat]

Well, I think I'm getting better at snark, which will serve me well next time I'm back with my Winnipeg friends (a.k.a. "bag of weasels"). On the other hand, I'm ruined for pretty much any other internet forum, because my thread-drifty, rambling stories here would probably get be forumbanned elsewhere (or at least branded a perman00b).


TPBM just noticed that it's 5:01pm on Friday and is pouring their first drink of the weekend. Prost!

[theCryptofishist]

Nah. It's 2:16.
TPBM thinks we're going to have to gentically engineer some plastic eating plankton to process all that plastic soup in the Pacific Garbage Patch...

[catinthefunnyhat]

Yep. Who knows what effect that'll have on the rest of the food chain, though.
"I know an old lady who swallowed a fly..."

TPBM wants to swallow a spider, just to see if it really will wiggle and jiggle and tickle inside her (or him).

[theCryptofishist]

No, but I want to swallow a sparkle pony. I always skip to the end. Besides if I'm not full of goat and cow, it'll be easier. and it's a pony, not a horse. But I want to make sure that I'd shit sparkle...
TPBM thinks TMI.

[catinthefunnyhat]

Not at all. I'm going to be looking in the portaloos for evidence of sparkle-pony ingestion, now.

TPBM has a recipe for a martini called "Sparkle Pony."

[theCryptofishist]

I hope somebody does.
TPBM thinks it would just be something with Goldschlager anyways.