BURNING MAN SUCKS!!! DON'T GO!!!

[bubbavic]

17. 100 random virgin burners are sacrificed along with the burning of the man every year.

[Roberto Dobbisano]

18.....Hitlar is going to be on the Playa...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4X7GzCZd8GA

[Inko Gnito]

19. The emotionally challenged eplaya-Tarts will all be there.

[Simon of the Playa]

19. The emotionally challenged eplaya-Tarts will all be there.

"TARDS"


you dumb ass.

[Inko Gnito]

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[H.G.Crosby]

20....Stupid Fucking Hippies might try and Hug You.

[Inko Gnito]

19. The emotionally challenged eplaya-Tarts will all be there.

"TARDS" you dumb ass.

Nope: Nutte= hooker, tart, moll, pro

[Simon of the Playa]

21. idiots wont be able to follow simple thread rules on eplaya and instead will troll the so-called trolls.

22. The Pro's will be able to distinguish them immediately as fucking amateurs.

[Inko Gnito]

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[Simon of the Playa]

23. Hippies will be forced to stay at center camp, for the their own safety.

24. The Rest of the Playa will not miss them.

[Inko Gnito]

23. Hippies will be forced to stay at center camp, for the their own safety.

24. The Rest of the Playa will not miss them.

These make perfect sense.

[lemur]

25. it will be too hot for anyone to give a fuck about your sob story.

[BBadger]

23. Hippies will be forced to stay at center camp, for the their own safety.

24. The Rest of the Playa will not miss them.

This is starting to diverge from the "sucks" aspect of this thread.

[Ugly Dougly]

25. "Burning Man" is now a decoy to draw the clueless away from the real event, the date and location of which shall forever remain a secret.
Don't worry, I haven't given anything away.

[catinthefunnyhat]

25. "Burning Man" is now a decoy to draw the clueless away from the real event, the date and location of which shall forever remain a secret.

*uncontrollable weeping*

[Ugly Dougly]

Stop the crying, you'll put out the flames!

Don't worry, the date and location are unknown to everyone else, as well, including the Hat.

[Boijoy]

26. you won't be able to see the Mother Ship thru the never ending white outs of BM2012.
Bring good goggles mother fuckers or you WILL be left behind!

[BBadger]

25. "Burning Man" is now a decoy to draw the clueless away from the real event, the date and location of which shall forever remain a secret.

*uncontrollable weeping*

You know, they say that when you have even a glimpse of heaven, you will die of longing.

[Ugly Dougly]

That's when you go to Hell.

a. People die at Burning Man all the time.
b. It's much more expensive than you think.
c. Mean people will make you pick up your stuff and harsh your buzz.
d. It's hot and dusty, not as cool as Chowchilla, or wherever that other festival is.
e. There's not nearly as much sex and drugs as you think.

That should clear up some space.

[Simon of the Playa]

f. you will have to endure my version of "The Aristocrats" screamed thru a megaphone at 7 am saturday morning.

[AntiM]

Not the AristoCATS?

[Simon of the Playa]

actually the punch line is "gigsville"...

[Elorrum]

25. "Burning Man" is now a decoy to draw the clueless away from the real event, the date and location of which shall forever remain a secret.
Don't worry, I haven't given anything away.

Two events actually: burning shangri la; and burning brigadoon. The "burn before time" is a hoax

[Savannah]

f. you will have to endure my version of "The Aristocrats" screamed thru a megaphone at 7 am saturday morning.

Not the AristoCATS?

Now THAT I would line up for, especially to see Simon do his impression of the lanky, bad-ass, piano-playing Siamese.

[Simon of the Playa]

on it...

[lemur]

27: you WILL get e. coli if you breath the dust or cook with a dusty pan

[princassnikki]

You will be subjected to secondhand smoke and gas fumes. Then you will get cancer and die.

[gyre]

a. People die at Burning Man all the time.
d. It's hot and dusty, not as cool as Chowchilla, or wherever that other festival is.

I think that's Chinchilla.


No one officially dies until they reach Reno, so not at the Burning Man.

[catinthefunnyhat]

Last time I went to the burningman, I died at least 6 times.
I might have died a few times while I was already dead, so I can't count those ones.
At least two of those deaths weren't even my fault.
Seriously, shit is fucked up and dangerous, yo!
Don't go unless you're already dead.

[AntiM]

Some people just die here on eplaya, saves a lot on fuel costs.