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17. 100 random virgin burners are sacrificed along with the burning of the man every year.
aka FlyingSquirrel =)
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"10 principles? you cant HANDLE the 10 principles..."
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19. The emotionally challenged eplaya-Tarts will all be there.
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Inko Gnito wrote:19. The emotionally challenged eplaya-Tarts will all be there.
"TARDS"
you dumb ass.
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20....Stupid Fucking Hippies might try and Hug You.


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Simon of the Playa wrote:Inko Gnito wrote:19. The emotionally challenged eplaya-Tarts will all be there.
"TARDS" you dumb ass.
Nope: Nutte= hooker, tart, moll, pro
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21. idiots wont be able to follow simple thread rules on eplaya and instead will troll the so-called trolls.
22. The Pro's will be able to distinguish them immediately as fucking amateurs.
22. The Pro's will be able to distinguish them immediately as fucking amateurs.
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23. Hippies will be forced to stay at center camp, for the their own safety.
24. The Rest of the Playa will not miss them.
24. The Rest of the Playa will not miss them.
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Simon of the Playa wrote:23. Hippies will be forced to stay at center camp, for the their own safety.
24. The Rest of the Playa will not miss them.
These make perfect sense.
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25. it will be too hot for anyone to give a fuck about your sob story.
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Simon of the Playa wrote:23. Hippies will be forced to stay at center camp, for the their own safety.
24. The Rest of the Playa will not miss them.
This is starting to diverge from the "sucks" aspect of this thread.
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25. "Burning Man" is now a decoy to draw the clueless away from the real event, the date and location of which shall forever remain a secret.
Don't worry, I haven't given anything away.
Don't worry, I haven't given anything away.
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Ugly Dougly wrote:25. "Burning Man" is now a decoy to draw the clueless away from the real event, the date and location of which shall forever remain a secret.
*uncontrollable weeping*
If you want drama to stop following you everywhere, try letting go of the leash.
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Stop the crying, you'll put out the flames!
Don't worry, the date and location are unknown to everyone else, as well, including the Hat.
Don't worry, the date and location are unknown to everyone else, as well, including the Hat.

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26. you won't be able to see the Mother Ship thru the never ending white outs of BM2012.
Bring good goggles mother fuckers or you WILL be left behind!
Bring good goggles mother fuckers or you WILL be left behind!
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catinthefunnyhat wrote:Ugly Dougly wrote:25. "Burning Man" is now a decoy to draw the clueless away from the real event, the date and location of which shall forever remain a secret.
*uncontrollable weeping*
You know, they say that when you have even a glimpse of heaven, you will die of longing.
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That's when you go to Hell.
a. People die at Burning Man all the time.
b. It's much more expensive than you think.
c. Mean people will make you pick up your stuff and harsh your buzz.
d. It's hot and dusty, not as cool as Chowchilla, or wherever that other festival is.
e. There's not nearly as much sex and drugs as you think.
That should clear up some space.
a. People die at Burning Man all the time.
b. It's much more expensive than you think.
c. Mean people will make you pick up your stuff and harsh your buzz.
d. It's hot and dusty, not as cool as Chowchilla, or wherever that other festival is.
e. There's not nearly as much sex and drugs as you think.
That should clear up some space.
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f. you will have to endure my version of "The Aristocrats" screamed thru a megaphone at 7 am saturday morning.
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Not the AristoCATS?
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Ugly Dougly wrote:25. "Burning Man" is now a decoy to draw the clueless away from the real event, the date and location of which shall forever remain a secret.
Don't worry, I haven't given anything away.
Two events actually: burning shangri la; and burning brigadoon. The "burn before time" is a hoax
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Simon of the Playa wrote:f. you will have to endure my version of "The Aristocrats" screamed thru a megaphone at 7 am saturday morning.
AntiM wrote:Not the AristoCATS?
Now THAT I would line up for, especially to see Simon do his impression of the lanky, bad-ass, piano-playing Siamese.

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27: you WILL get e. coli if you breath the dust or cook with a dusty pan
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You will be subjected to secondhand smoke and gas fumes. Then you will get cancer and die.
MORE FIRE!
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Ugly Dougly wrote:a. People die at Burning Man all the time.
d. It's hot and dusty, not as cool as Chowchilla, or wherever that other festival is.
I think that's Chinchilla.
No one officially dies until they reach Reno, so not at the Burning Man.
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Last time I went to the burningman, I died at least 6 times.
I might have died a few times while I was already dead, so I can't count those ones.
At least two of those deaths weren't even my fault.
Seriously, shit is fucked up and dangerous, yo!
Don't go unless you're already dead.
I might have died a few times while I was already dead, so I can't count those ones.
At least two of those deaths weren't even my fault.
Seriously, shit is fucked up and dangerous, yo!
Don't go unless you're already dead.
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Some people just die here on eplaya, saves a lot on fuel costs.