The person below me

[catinthefunnyhat]

I wasn't even thinking of that Tea Party. Actually, I'd kinda forgotten about them. I was thinking more along these lines:

Equally nutty, perhaps.

I find that since nuts are kinda small and dense, they always make their way to the bottom. Whoever takes the end of the salad gets most of them.

TPBM won't eat salad unless it contains potatoes and mayo.

[knowmad]

inadequate salad tossing results with nuts on the bottom, lift the nuts to the top as you toss.

and no. potato is a number.

the person below me is further down the rabbit hole than I, therefore...

[Box Burner]

Possibly. Who knows? All I know is that the further you go the less you fit in the default.

tpbm wants to learn to dance, to a different drummer.

I think the only drummer I have ever heard is a different one.

TPBM started out in the rabbit hole.

[catinthefunnyhat]

I think most of us did. Children are born in rabbit holes. I know I lived very deep in the rabbit hole for much of my childhood.

TPBM enjoys the Alice books for all the puns.

[Eric]

I read them for the political commentary


tpbm has had freshly baked Russian rye bread

[catinthefunnyhat]

No. Sounds like it might be good, as long as there's no caraway in it.
I love fresh bread...

TPBM has stowed away in a commercial transport vehicle!

[theCryptofishist]

No. I've led a very tame life.
TPBM has built dead-fall traps...

[catinthefunnyhat]

No... now I'm going to have to go ask the Google what those even are.

TPBM has run for political office. Did you win?

[theCryptofishist]

No, and surprisingly enough, no.
tpbm is part of the problem...

[catinthefunnyhat]

At least some of the time, yes.

TPBM is undefeated at cribbage.

[Foxfur]

Not really but I DO dominate cabbage.

TPBM is in a Meh state of mind.

[catinthefunnyhat]

No; I'm in a pretty good mood. I've almost kicked this stupid cough, and I had a decent night's sleep as a result. The weather is beautiful; the weekend is nigh; and in two months I'll be in the desert. Plus, I have official dispensation from my supervisor to take the day off (as opposed to all the unscheduled days off where I'm just procrastinating).

TPBM is going to picnic this weekend.

[litlaur]

a BBQ, close enough

TPBM doesn't call his/her mother enough

[catinthefunnyhat]

Sigh... So true.
Phone conversations are awkward. Talking in person is much easier, but travelling across the country to see one another is hard.
And there's no way that woman's going to start using Skype.
I miss my Mum.


TPBM needs to get their piano tuned.

[theCryptofishist]

OH honey, you don't know how badly. Wait, that was a euphemism, wasn't it?
TPBM wants to clean someone's clock.

[catinthefunnyhat]

Every transitive verb looks like a euphemism to me now. I hope you find a good "piano tuner" soon.

The person whose clock I've wanted to clean for years has just cleaned mine, and it's an irreversible kind of cleaning. My rival bested me in an 8-year race, and that race will only be run once. I can't think of anyone else whose clocks are particularly dirty now.

TPBM is going on a boat ride soon.

[theCryptofishist]

Oooh. That would be nice.
TPBM has sea legs.

[catinthefunnyhat]

Yes. I was born in a village with no cars, only boats. No, not Venice. My family moved to a "normal" town while I was still a baby, but I seem to have retained a remarkable ability to not get seasick. I am generally most at home in/on water. On land, however, I am rather clumsy and have been known to fall down for no good reason.

TPBM is contemplating a mermaid/merman costume.

[theCryptofishist]

No. but that bi-lateral bk woman amputee with the tail gives me some sort of envy...
TPBM has some sort of envy of the C.O.

[catinthefunnyhat]

Well, if that's him in that profile pic.... I kinda envy that moustache.
I don't know much else about him, except that he is married to OR. Now, she's lovely and super-nice, but I'm not ready to marry her.
So, yeah. Just the moustache.

TPBM also has a fondness for facial hair.

[theCryptofishist]

Scott had a mustache...
TPBM had a "Kitler" cat...

[catinthefunnyhat]

No, a tuxedo cat with a white spot on his nose. His name was Snicklefritz, and he was weird.
TPBM has to get up early tomorrow.

[theCryptofishist]

Yup. The tracks are repaired and I am required to be at work...
TPBM has a good plan for Sunday afternoon.

[Sail Man]

Yup. Getting things packed for Lake of Fire.

tpbm has seen a lava flow in action.

[Foxfur]

Yeah, but it was a million years past its expiration date...

TPBM likes it rough.

[MisaBlue]

Yes, I admit that.

TPBM loves to swim in the sea.

[catinthefunnyhat]

Yes. I miss it.

TPBM has taken a surfing lesson.

[TomServo]

No, but I taught myself how to skim board, down in Santa Barbara....wet sand is NOT as soft as it looks.

TPBM suddenly has way more things to do today, than originally planned.

[catinthefunnyhat]

Yes. I punted some things yesterday, and I took on some additional quests.
I've got many errands to run, things to clean, and a garden to tend. But first, I finish this stupid skirt!

TPBM thinks I should say fuckit and go Daisy-Duck.

[ygmir]

Daisy Ducking is always appreciated............yeah, "fuckit"...........

TPBM has serious questions about someone here's mental stability. well, more that others here......