The person below me

[Foxfur]

I think ourselves have MPD but we're still debating it.

TPBM has tried meditation but just can't sit still for it.

[catinthefunnyhat]

Sitting still is not a problem. But I can't stop the thoughts. They become thoughts about thoughts... and then thoughts about everything else.

TPBM is very focused.

[theCryptofishist]

no. "wool-gatherer"? yes
TPBM bowls.

[Simon of the Playa]

who doesnt?

TPBM knows what "weck" is

[theCryptofishist]

Elmer Fudd's yacht after it hits a rock.
TPBM had a much better reply.

[Roberto Dobbisano]

"Creck is Weck"..

Shrek 2007


tpbm pun filter is ALWAYS on.

[catinthefunnyhat]

In theory, yes. But it's a pretty lousy filter.

TPBM sees an opportunity that I missed right there.

[knowmad]

not really, but an anagram of "Lousy Filter" is; "Tries Foully".
so meh!

TPBM remembers when we all used to play together amicably.

[FIGJAM]

We used to, but SOMEBODY lost the dice!

TPBM does'nt play board games.

[knowmad]

Nah, as soon as I'm interested; it gets Sporty!

TPBM was doing _________ last night to ____________, and feels a bit ___________ about it.

[catinthefunnyhat]

1. a combination of alcohol, cough syrup, antihistamines, coffee, and sugar
2. get through the evening
3. better than I did at the time

TPBM knows better than to get drunk or high and start posting on ePlaya, after that one terrible night.

[knowmad]

Nope! I post untill my fingers get numb, or my porn downloads; all the while sipping that ol' Janx Spirit. Then I start posting Snarky Bacon loaded blather to the SexCam chick.
good times were had by all.

TPBM; we assume you've read the Terms of Service Agreement for eplaya. but you'll cross post and hotlink whenever you feel like? why?

[theCryptofishist]

Because I know how to play this board like a violin. Like a violin having an orgasm.
TPBM knows s/he can't top that.

[catinthefunnyhat]

I can't top that. So I'll post a picture.


TPBM thinks it might be fun to take violin lessons after all.

[theCryptofishist]

I was drawn towards the viola, actually...
TPBM occasionally goes to google image search and looks at black and white line drawings in order to sooth him/herself.

[catinthefunnyhat]

No. I don't find line drawings particularly soothing.

TPBM has one pair of teeth between which food always manages to get stuck. How annoying!

[TomServo]

Used to have a meat tooth...my girlfriends term...she had one too.... Half a tooth, where meat liked to hide.

TPBM always wanted steel teeth, like Jaws, from the James Bond movies.

[catinthefunnyhat]

I misread that as "TPBM always wanted to steal teeth like Jaws from the James Bond movies." Huh.
I enjoy the taste of metal, but I wonder if having steel teeth would make hot and cold foods really painful to eat?

TPBM has stolen teeth.

[theCryptofishist]

I'm taking the fifth.
TPBM thinks it's hopeless of me to think that a Canadian would understand that joke.

[catinthefunnyhat]

We get a lot of American TV and movies up here. I think most Canadians would be surprised to learn that "pleading the fifth" isn't something one can do here.

TPBM has been having strange dreams lately.

[theCryptofishist]

Maybe. I don't remember them...
TPBM has no reason to get up tomorrow morning.

[MisaBlue]

I doooo, I am flying to Lithuania to attend regional event and plan some more on Blukis, our CORE

TPBM has never had bleeding nose.

[catinthefunnyhat]

To the contrary, I had many, random nosebleeds throughout my childhood, including a couple of epic ones. And I have broken it twice.
TPBM thinks my use of it in the previous section is awkward, since there's no proper antecedent.

[theCryptofishist]

Didn't harm my comprehension any.
TPBM had an analog watch with the date feature, back in the day.

[Kire]

Sure did. I'm about to wind my current watch.

TPBM can't believe how time flies

[theCryptofishist]

I've heard of a flea circus, but never of tame flies!
TPBM is domesticating prairie dogs.

[catinthefunnyhat]

Prairie dogs are at least as domestic as I am already, probably moreso.

TPBM has been studying mechanics.

[TomServo]

Not recently, but I did learn how to adjust an antique lawn mower.

TPBM likes Fishy's new avatar.

[theCryptofishist]

Hm... I'm keeping the cards close to the vest on that. But I am grateful to Bbadger for helping me figure out how to do it.
TPBM had a liquid lunch.

[Box Burner]

Well almost. Soup with too much water in it.


TPBM lurked for a long time before signing up and posting.