Embarassing questions from a Burgin Sock Puppet
Embarassing questions from a Burgin Sock Puppet
1) Does your libido survive the environment?
2) Should I bring a vibrator? Or will I bee too tire/hot to use it in my tent?
3) I'm thinking about picking up some Plan B pills just in case. Not on BC and it's not like I can pop over to CVS. I've never actually used it.
2) Should I bring a vibrator? Or will I bee too tire/hot to use it in my tent?
3) I'm thinking about picking up some Plan B pills just in case. Not on BC and it's not like I can pop over to CVS. I've never actually used it.
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Re: Embarassing questions from a Burgin Sock Puppet
Socket wrote:1) Does your libido survive the environment?
2) Should I bring a vibrator? Or will I bee too tire/hot to use it in my tent?
3) I'm thinking about picking up some Plan B pills just in case. Not on BC and it's not like I can pop over to CVS. I've never actually used it.
Dear Burgin Sock Puppet,
Yes, bring a vibrator with you. You will need it. As a young and awkward, teen male, you will have the libido and stamina to spend "time" in your tent by yourself. If there are strong winds outside, that will also get you aroused.
I would skip the Plan B, as you most likely will not be "interacting" with anyone who may get pregnant for at least several more years.
Welcome to eplaya, I hope this information helps.
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Re: Embarassing questions from a Burgin Sock Puppet

Savannah wrote:It sounds freaky & wrong, so you need to do it.
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Re: Embarassing questions from a Burgin Sock Puppet
Socket wrote:1) Does your libido survive the environment?
2) Should I bring a vibrator? Or will I bee too tire/hot to use it in my tent?
3) I'm thinking about picking up some Plan B pills just in case. Not on BC and it's not like I can pop over to CVS. I've never actually used it.
Dear Socket,
1) Absolutely! But, keep in mind that the dust can dry things out, and really Virgin Olive Oil is the only acceptable lubricant. Don't even screw around with synthetic Bull Shit. Real Burners only use real oil!
2)Skip the Vibrator, you will be rolling so hard all you'll need to do is sit on the largest most over driven subwoofer at any rave camp. This will also help you attract your "Playa Puppy Love"
3)Thats actually a really good idea!In fact bring enough for your camp mates. Plus, it feels better and is easier than a Condom, but cheaper than an abortion!
Why don't ya stick your head in that hole and find out? ~piehole
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Re: Embarassing questions from a Burgin Sock Puppet
Questions 1 & 2 are ones only you can answer, Socket. Know thyself. Be prepared.
If you're traveling on a plane, expect the TSA to comb through your stuff, and wave it around. Don't travel with the batteries in anything unless you want it to turn on spontaneously.
Question 3: Not a bad idea at all. You may want to check the temperature at which Plan B or any other supplies (including condoms) should be stored, however. Don't store this stuff in the hot sun, or a broiling tent.
And use condoms anyway. As I expect you know. You probably also know that olive oil is a terrible idea with condoms & that Illy Dilly wants you, specifically, to give him a good smack.
Note: urinary tract infections are not uncommon on the playa, especially among women (sexually active or not). Emergency Services will gladly help you for such things, so seek help if you need it. Three things that prevent UTIs are: good hydration, peeing after sex, and good hygiene before and after. All those things take more effort on the playa than they do in the default world.

Question 3: Not a bad idea at all. You may want to check the temperature at which Plan B or any other supplies (including condoms) should be stored, however. Don't store this stuff in the hot sun, or a broiling tent.
And use condoms anyway. As I expect you know. You probably also know that olive oil is a terrible idea with condoms & that Illy Dilly wants you, specifically, to give him a good smack.

Note: urinary tract infections are not uncommon on the playa, especially among women (sexually active or not). Emergency Services will gladly help you for such things, so seek help if you need it. Three things that prevent UTIs are: good hydration, peeing after sex, and good hygiene before and after. All those things take more effort on the playa than they do in the default world.
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Re: Embarassing questions from a Burgin Sock Puppet
Sav, sometimes I just wonder.
Burgin Sock Puppet, if you want to bring those things go right ahead. The only one stopping you is you. But like Sav said, maintenance is important if you plan on doing such things. To the libido question, that comes down to the individual. Some people have zero libido on the playa, others have a heightened one.
With exception to the plan B, you should surly be able to find camps that offer services to stratify your first two needs.
Burgin Sock Puppet, if you want to bring those things go right ahead. The only one stopping you is you. But like Sav said, maintenance is important if you plan on doing such things. To the libido question, that comes down to the individual. Some people have zero libido on the playa, others have a heightened one.
With exception to the plan B, you should surly be able to find camps that offer services to stratify your first two needs.
I have a little bit of Savannah with me. Shhh...
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Re: Embarassing questions from a Burgin Sock Puppet
C187 wrote:With exception to the plan B, you should surly be able to find camps that offer services to stratify your first two needs.
This is very true! Might I be able to point you in the direction of Retro Frolic, http://eplaya.burningman.org/viewtopic.php?f=283&t=51588
Savannah wrote:And use condoms anyway. As I expect you know. You probably also know that olive oil is a terrible idea with condoms & that Illy Dilly wants you, specifically, to give him a good smack.
Come on now Savannah, you can't deny that Strawberry Flavored Condoms and Virgin Olive Oil is probably one of the best smells ever!
But, maybe I do need a good smack once in a while.
Why don't ya stick your head in that hole and find out? ~piehole
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Re: Embarassing questions from a Burgin Sock Puppet
illy dilly wrote:But, maybe I do need a good smack once in a while.
Ohhh... *lays out instruments of pain and pleasure onto a table. You can clearly see a riding crop, two types of canes, a thumper, a paddle, floggers of various sizes and materials, a few sealed scalpels, and a sealed cauterizer.* ..so what I'm going to do is blindfold you and rearrange the toys, you'll get to pick one, and that's the one that will be used. Ready?

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Re: Embarassing questions from a Burgin Sock Puppet
You do know it is customary to fuck in deep playa after the Temple Burn. So save some stuff for Sunday night.
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Re: Embarassing questions from a Burgin Sock Puppet
I would have thought Virgin Olive oil would go better with Balsamic flavored condoms and the effect of the Vinegar would be appreciated...
Plan for the worst, expect the best.
Make the most out of it under any conditions.
If you cannot do that you will never enjoy yourself.
Make the most out of it under any conditions.
If you cannot do that you will never enjoy yourself.
Re: Embarassing questions from a Burgin Sock Puppet
Shambala wrote:Socket wrote:1) Does your libido survive the environment?
2) Should I bring a vibrator? Or will I bee too tire/hot to use it in my tent?
3) I'm thinking about picking up some Plan B pills just in case. Not on BC and it's not like I can pop over to CVS. I've never actually used it.
Dear Burgin Sock Puppet,
Yes, bring a vibrator with you. You will need it. As a young and awkward, teen male, you will have the libido and stamina to spend "time" in your tent by yourself. If there are strong winds outside, that will also get you aroused.
I would skip the Plan B, as you most likely will not be "interacting" with anyone who may get pregnant for at least several more years.
Welcome to eplaya, I hope this information helps.
Sham....
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Re: Embarassing questions from a Burgin Sock Puppet
teardropper wrote:You do know it is customary to fuck in deep playa after the Temple Burn. So save some stuff for Sunday night.
What?! My boyfriend told me the "custom" was a blow job!
In dust we trust.
Re: Embarassing questions from a Burgin Sock Puppet
Thanks Savannah.
Given the other things I've revealed about myself on eplaya so far, it's odd that I felt so embarrassed by these.
I've backpacked for long periods of time and am usually so tired by the end of the day, that any thought of gratification, self or otherwise, never comes up. But likewise, the thought of going a week without... But I'm flying in, so there is also that to consider.
As for the Plan B, I don't intend to need it. I don't want to use it. I'm also coming with condoms, but I was a bit concerned I might act differently than I normally do. Less inhibited or whatever. I'll hit CVS here before I go. I'm in a pretty freaking blue state, so no problems getting it. I went on Planned Parenthood's website to get some info and they actually recommend keeping some around if you are active and not on hormonal birth control or an IUD.
For the record, I'm a 32 yo female. Not an adolescent boy. I can understand the reaction though as every single goddamn sexual post on here is some form of "Where is the orgy?" or "Free ticket for sex slave."
Given the other things I've revealed about myself on eplaya so far, it's odd that I felt so embarrassed by these.
I've backpacked for long periods of time and am usually so tired by the end of the day, that any thought of gratification, self or otherwise, never comes up. But likewise, the thought of going a week without... But I'm flying in, so there is also that to consider.
As for the Plan B, I don't intend to need it. I don't want to use it. I'm also coming with condoms, but I was a bit concerned I might act differently than I normally do. Less inhibited or whatever. I'll hit CVS here before I go. I'm in a pretty freaking blue state, so no problems getting it. I went on Planned Parenthood's website to get some info and they actually recommend keeping some around if you are active and not on hormonal birth control or an IUD.
For the record, I'm a 32 yo female. Not an adolescent boy. I can understand the reaction though as every single goddamn sexual post on here is some form of "Where is the orgy?" or "Free ticket for sex slave."
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Re: Embarassing questions from a Burgin Sock Puppet
danibel wrote:teardropper wrote:You do know it is customary to fuck in deep playa after the Temple Burn. So save some stuff for Sunday night.
What?! My boyfriend told me the "custom" was a blow job!
Dammit, I wouldn't normally have spewed crumbs all over the keyboard for that comment, but combined with your avatar it was just too much. *wanders off to find the vaccuum*
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Re: Embarassing questions from a Burgin Sock Puppet
Straightveg wrote:danibel wrote:teardropper wrote:You do know it is customary to fuck in deep playa after the Temple Burn. So save some stuff for Sunday night.
What?! My boyfriend told me the "custom" was a blow job!
Dammit, I wouldn't normally have spewed crumbs all over the keyboard for that comment, but combined with your avatar it was just too much. *wanders off to find the vaccuum*
Oh sorry. That avatar is of my son eating Marianne's ice cream. It's not of me.

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Re: Embarassing questions from a Burgin Sock Puppet
danibel wrote:teardropper wrote:You do know it is customary to fuck in deep playa after the Temple Burn. So save some stuff for Sunday night.
What?! My boyfriend told me the "custom" was a blow job!

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Re: Embarassing questions from a Burgin Sock Puppet
This thread ain't right.
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Re: Embarassing questions from a Burgin Sock Puppet
A Burgin woman my age thinking of bringing her vibrator cause she might NEED IT???
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Re: Embarassing questions from a Burgin Sock Puppet
Ooooooh...
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Re: Embarassing questions from a Burgin Sock Puppet
CrispyDave wrote:I would have thought Virgin Olive oil would go better with Balsamic flavored condoms and the effect of the Vinegar would be appreciated...
It's this kind of stuff that leads to tossing salads. Never go ass to mouth Randal!
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Re: Embarassing questions from a Burgin Sock Puppet
Ten points, Knowmad...
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Re: Embarassing questions from a Burgin Sock Puppet
I would just say reserve a fresh set of batteries for the vibrator. Condoms should be an absolute no-brainer. Ive heard from friends who work in the SF clinics that the instances of Ghonoria skyrocket the month after the burn...just puttin' it out there. And some things never go away.
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