Shave your balls NOW !!

[oneeyeddick]

It is not advised to operate heavy machinery while shaving your balls either.

[ygmir]

It is not advised to operate heavy machinery while shaving your balls either.

I thought shaving your balls was operating heavy machinery, OED?

[Sail Man]

What about using heavy machinery to shave your balls?

[EspressoDude]

250 hp all terrain bush whacker. 4 wheel drive goes anywhere

[theCryptofishist]

Pfew! Shaving! Do it like a real burner! Use a candle!

[knowmad]

but remember if you shave it it will just grow back thicker.

[C187]

What about using heavy machinery to shave your balls?

We should ask the Mythbusters.

[maryanimal]

I love reading this thread! I laugh so hard when I do!! You guys and gals are so funny!!

[Gonzo Frothwood]

<warning: rant>

How to shave your balls now: from a 40 year veteran.

FIrst: if you use an electric shaver, you have enough issues without shaving your balls now.

Second: I dry shave with a splash of witch hazel. And use a razor you've already shaved with because this reduces razor burn.

Third: There's two kinds of sacks - one is walnuts the other is is peach pits. Peach pits - you're on your own. Walnuts shave easily.

Fourth: Go for it now. It's much cooler on the balls.

[theCryptofishist]

bump

[Danger]

I couldn't do it myself, but I could lay on my back, prop my ass in the air, grab my ankles, turn my head away, close my eyes, and say "ok, do it!"

[dragonpilot]

One word: hot wax!

[caffeineslinger]

One word: hot wax!

That would be two actually.

[dragonpilot]

One word: hot wax!

That would be two actually.

One word per testicle...how's that?

[Foxfur]

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Seen at a friend's 42nd birthday party.
This would be impossible without ball shaving technology.

[Canoe]

...This would be impossible without ball shaving technology.

Or frequent handling?

I thought the frogs were involved.

[Canoe]

Practice runs. To get the balls, so to speak...

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[Alexisaok]

[quote="Canoe"]Practice runs. To get the balls, so to speak...
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Yeah that's pretty much how I got rid of all my armpit hair in 2010, I feel a little apprehensive about using this method on Admiral Prefunk and the Wonder Twins though

[SquirrelHead]

Practice runs. To get the balls, so to speak...

alternate method - practice runs.jpg

This brings a whole new meaning to fire crotch.

[moonrise]

They make a cream for this ya know... Sheesh, barbararians! Is that a word? One thing, it's NOT to be confused with Barbiebarians, mkay?

[ygmir]

They I make a cream for this ya know... Sheesh, barbararians! Is that a word? One thing, it's NOT to be confused with Barbiebarians, mkay?

there, fixed it for ya Moon!!

[FIGJAM]

"Only YOU can control your forrest fire!"

[oneeyeddick]

If you shave your balls and your girlfriend doesn't trim up at all,
when you have sex it ends up looking like Fidel Castro smoking a cigar.

[theCryptofishist]

Dick, you were born to write pornography.

[Chowski]

Done! This morning. Smooth as a baby's...balls.

[develdevil]

Better solution: get your balls waxed now. Only hurts for a bit, but you're good for 6 weeks of hairless balls and no hassle.

[oneeyeddick]

Wonder if they charge extra for a taintjob?

[Gonzo Frothwood]

That way you don't get taint-burn when riding your bike.
Oh, sorry Dick - that might be a sore subject from your art car last year.
Bwahhahahaha!!!!!!

[stew]

FIrst: if you use an electric shaver, you have enough issues without shaving your balls now.

Second: I dry shave with a splash of witch hazel. And use a razor you've already shaved with because this reduces razor burn.

Bah. Real men use a straight razor. Also, you'll be extra careful then too.
Witch hazel? I've had good experiences with pre-shave oil - either buy it somewhere or make your own, 1 part olive oil, 1 part castor oil, a few drops of lavender oil for the scent.

[oneeyeddick]

Whether you are going to scent your balls or not, sometime in the next week is the time to shave your balls if you plan on doing a follow up shave before the burn.

Why double shave?

Because the second time leaves it much smoother, especially if your growing a tropical rain forest down there to begin with.