2012 will be my tenth consecutive burn! I'm part of the core planning team for camp Mal-Mart. We're going to have a lot of virgins camping with us this year, and I made this little video from them, but it might help a few other virgins out too!
See ya in the dust!
http://www.xtranormal.com/watch/1352783 ... in-burners
Advice for Virgins from a nine year veteran...
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Re: Advice for Virgins from a nine year veteran...
Nice!
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Bullshit.
You know how I know?
All you need to really bring to Burning Man is a purple dildo and fireworks. The rest will work itself out.
You know how I know?
All you need to really bring to Burning Man is a purple dildo and fireworks. The rest will work itself out.
Savannah wrote:It sounds freaky & wrong, so you need to do it.
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So, every movie I've seen from Extranormal (except maybe one, I'm not sure) has those teddy bear type characters. I just took a look at the website and they have all sorts of other people, mostly mail, mostly white, to be sure, but some of them seem really suited for a burningman type script. The zombies, for instance. Or the robots. Even some of the historical figures--can you imagine what a ghandi might do? Even a mexican wrestler could be a good addition. So why, always, the teddy bears? I suppose that could be a visual cliche of burner extranormal..., but still, I'm not wild about it. And you can mix and match, apparently.
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Savannah wrote:It sounds freaky & wrong, so you need to do it.
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Re: Advice for Virgins from a nine year veteran...
Hey there, welcome to eplaya!
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When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle.
Then I realized that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me
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Re: Advice for Virgins from a nine year veteran...
junglesmacks wrote:All you need to really bring to Burning Man is a purple dildo and fireworks. The rest will work itself out.
Heyyyy..... That sounds awfully familiar.
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