Brothel girl in search of wild camp!!!

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Post by cookiepusss » Wed Sep 22, 2004 4:41 pm

I'm yours Sensei. Just pick me up and lick me under the chocolate sprinkles and I'd follow you to the end of the earth as I melt over your chin and down your hairy chest to your navel. Then I melt over the buttons of your trousers, slowly unfastening each button and running a trail of my sweet sprinkles down your leg. You pull me up to meet your face and brush away my wafflecone nose as we kiss deeply, my cheap soft-serve filling your mouth with sticky goodness.
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Post by Sensei » Wed Sep 22, 2004 4:51 pm

cookiepusss wrote:I'm yours Sensei. Just pick me up and lick me under the chocolate sprinkles and I'd follow you to the end of the earth as I melt over your chin and down your hairy chest ...
Whoah! Hold it right there, Cookiepusss! My chest is as smooth as a baby's butt! Damn you, Rob-The-Wop. I finally find the cake of my dreams, and while she's with me, she's fantasizing about Rob-The-Wop!
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Post by Lydia Love » Wed Sep 22, 2004 8:14 pm

fuck you both in the nose!

now i'm vaguely horny and hungry...
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Post by Sensei » Wed Sep 22, 2004 8:19 pm

I'll tell you what turns Sensei's crank: Seeing the name Lydia Love in the 'last post' column of the BROTHEL GIRL IN SEARCH OF WILD CAMP.
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Post by geekster » Wed Sep 22, 2004 8:35 pm

Lydia Love wrote:fuck you both in the nose!
Ohhh! Can I watch?
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Post by Lydia Love » Wed Sep 22, 2004 8:43 pm

it takes a great deal of lube...
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Post by geekster » Wed Sep 22, 2004 9:14 pm

Yes, it does. How did you know? You have seen my "watching" technique beofre? Oh, you mean the ... nevermind.
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Post by Sensei » Wed Sep 22, 2004 9:39 pm

Lydia Love wrote:fuck you both in the nose!
I'm not that easy, Lydia; not until I get dinner and a movie.
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Post by Lydia Love » Wed Sep 22, 2004 9:40 pm

it's a date...
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Post by Sensei » Wed Sep 22, 2004 9:48 pm

Am I gonna come home afterwards looking like Jack Nicholson in Chinatown? Please be gentle...
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Post by Captain Goddammit » Wed Sep 22, 2004 11:25 pm

Holy fucking hell.
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Post by Sensei » Wed Sep 22, 2004 11:29 pm

Captain Goddammit wrote:Holy fucking hell.
Surely you exaggerate. No one could be that bad of a lay.

Ok, I'd like to take that back...
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Post by Sensei » Wed Sep 22, 2004 11:38 pm

Captain Goddammit wrote:Holy fucking hell.
Hey, I don't always have to wear the nun's outfit.
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Post by Simply Joel » Thu Sep 23, 2004 2:23 am

oh, the humanity
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Post by cookiepusss » Thu Sep 23, 2004 4:41 am

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Post by Simply Joel » Thu Sep 23, 2004 5:46 am

cookiepusss wrote:Image
how many can you stack on your johnson?

sometimes, i can't help myself.
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Post by samtzu » Thu Sep 23, 2004 7:03 am

OHHHH!!! NOW I'm awake!!!!

...Yeah! Me too....
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Post by samtzu » Thu Sep 23, 2004 7:05 am

There's nothing like an early morning donut fuck... although Lydia's nostrol violation sounds interesting... not quite something that the Marquis would have come up with, but close!!
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Post by Rian Jackson » Thu Sep 23, 2004 8:45 am

samtzu wrote:OHHHH!!! NOW I'm awake!!!!

...Yeah! Me too....
oh, i hadn't realised that every time something appears in small type, written by you, it's your woodrow speaking. or is it the large type that's your, uh, member, and the small is the sentient brain?
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Post by theCryptofishist » Thu Sep 23, 2004 10:24 am

samtzu wrote: although Lydia's nostrol violation sounds interesting...
Dang if I were a teenage virgin, this would disturb me for years. . .
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Post by Simply Joel » Thu Sep 23, 2004 10:44 am

Rian Jackson wrote:
samtzu wrote:OHHHH!!! NOW I'm awake!!!!

...Yeah! Me too....
oh, i hadn't realised that every time something appears in small type, written by you, it's your woodrow speaking. or is it the large type that's your, uh, member, and the small is the sentient brain?
now that you have brought that minor fact to my attention... it explains a lot....

ewwwwwww
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Post by samtzu » Thu Sep 23, 2004 2:06 pm

Well, since I don't use socks.... Me Neither!!..., I just include his comments.

... ignore him... he's with me....
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Post by cookiepusss » Thu Sep 23, 2004 4:50 pm

samtzu wrote:Well, since I don't use socks.... Me Neither!!..., I just include his comments.

... ignore him... he's with me....
Hey there big boy, you like ice cream?
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Post by samtzu » Thu Sep 23, 2004 5:27 pm

Well, yeah!...

However, I prefer pie instead of cake... Sorry...

We can still flirt, though, right?
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Post by samtzu » Thu Sep 23, 2004 5:42 pm

Rian, The Non-Cutie, wrote:
oh, i hadn't realised that every time something appears in small type, written by you, it's your woodrow speaking. or is it the large type that's your, uh, member, and the small is the sentient brain?
Define sentient....

or even brain....

...and I could never belong to a member who would have me as a club...
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Re: What will it take?

Post by retropsycho » Thu Sep 23, 2004 5:57 pm

Kristy Kreme wrote:...I would love to be more intertwined with the community.

BM has great spiritual, soul-filling potential and friendship as well as love is an important part of that for me.

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Hey, Psssst! Kristy?!

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Post by DM » Thu Sep 23, 2004 11:32 pm

Is it possible for some people to misuse for friendly offer.
What are you gonna do one day, when you wake up and outside your tent are 500 horny men and woman saying: "Good Morning Sunshine!"

Just curious how all of this will actually play out.

You should be selective and trust me - DONT TELL ANYBODY where you are camping next year, or else that scenario described above is a very likely possibility.
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Post by Sensei » Thu Sep 23, 2004 11:42 pm

DM wrote:What are you gonna do one day, when you wake up and outside your tent are 500 horny men and woman saying: "Good Morning Sunshine!"
Didn't you see those racks upon racks of donuts? I think Cookiepusss is more than prepared. Do not underestimate the ice-cream cake.
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Post by DM » Thu Sep 23, 2004 11:51 pm

CookiePuss I have an Oreo fetish. Can you handle that?
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Post by cookiepusss » Fri Sep 24, 2004 3:52 am

Cookiepusss is <i>all about<i> creamy goodness in the middle
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