Consequences of Nude Fashion?

[clocksnmirrors]

Thanks, Ano

I didn't even think about the dusty bike seat... that's something i'm going to have to figure out.

I appreciate the insight and i don't consider it to be TMI

[theCryptofishist]

One mistake I made that I will rectify for this upcoming year - if you're hairy, shave it. I kept ending up with splotches of dust that were kind of a pain to get out. Maybe someone else can chime in here - I feel like shaving it about a week out to get past the itchy phase and to end up with peach fuzz(?) might be a good option.

OED is the man to ask. Anyway, here are ten pages on the subject.

[Ano]

With regards to the bike seat - I think you're totally fine if you just wipe it down with something real quick once or twice a day. I never thought of that out there, but I feel that if I'm just a bit more proactive in making sure that my less-seen parts aren't constantly grinding on dusty leather, I won't end up with Playa-swamp-ass. Hell, there's also the Hiney Hygiene station if you're really worried about it... I never actually made it out there, even when thinking about it, because every damn time I tried I'd suddenly be jumping on a trampoline or playing golf or riding a crane.. or something.

[clocksnmirrors]

OED is the man to ask. Anyway, here are ten pages on the subject.

i'm not sure i can part with my lower fro. i feel rather strongly that body hair adds so much to a man's appearance

[clocksnmirrors]

[quote="Ano"I never actually made it out there[/quote]


forgive me if this is prying, but do i understand you to say that in seven days on the playa you did not poop once?

[Ano]

No no no! I pooped twice or so! I'm talking about making it out to the hiney hygiene station somewhere over around 4 or 5 if I remember correctly!

[gaminwench]

Cover your bike seat with fur, or a stuffed critter, for a more comfortable playa ride.

[clocksnmirrors]

Cover your bike seat with fur, or a stuffed critter, for a more comfortable playa ride.

oooo that sounds cushy!

[clocksnmirrors]

No no no! I pooped twice or so! I'm talking about making it out to the hiney hygiene station somewhere over around 4 or 5 if I remember correctly!

haah ok thanks for clearing that up! guess i don't have to worry about bringing prunes

[catinthefunnyhat]

Wait, we're in the nudity thread, and someone mentions prunes...
Please tell me I'm not the only one whose mind went straight to testicles.

[theCryptofishist]

I got your prunes, right here...

[clocksnmirrors]

I got your prunes, right here...

HAH!!!
i'll be sporting kiwis! gots to have the fuzz

[Trishntek]

Cover your bike seat with fur, or a stuffed critter, for a more comfortable playa ride.

oooo that sounds cushy!

Being somewhat of a masochist, I roll with a porcupine seat.

[clocksnmirrors]

Being somewhat of a masochist, I roll with a porcupine seat.

so i take it you're someone who gets to the point....


GET IT? POINT???? aaaaahahahaha

[Ano]

Welp, thanks to this thread, my all-white-fur bike now has a black-purple-green-blue seat (only fur I had!) to protect my.... well, to not get Playa-ass again!

Playa-Ass is not pleasant, let me tell you... but if it was between Playa-ass or Playa-foot, I think I'd go with ass, because it just made things slightly weird... playa-foot would put me out for the burn it sounds like!

[clocksnmirrors]

HAH

actually, the thought of naked ass on a white fur seat sounds like a skidmark opportunity waiting to happen, so i think colorific is the way to go


i hope to see you out on the playa! i'll keep an eye out for the furry white bike

[Gonzo Frothwood]

Taint burn can fuck your burn. Let's see - you're soaking your fur in playa and sweat and rubbing it vigorously against plastic against your body weight. Or if you use a cover, you will feel every seam or bump or poly-curl. When I ride a bicycle, I wear clothes, and I'm a confirmed nudist. Nobody is impressed one way or the other. Shave your nads is one way to go, but no guarantees.

[Canoe]

... sounds like a skidmark opportunity waiting to happen...

one way to prevent someone jumping on your bike and riding off...

[clocksnmirrors]

... sounds like a skidmark opportunity waiting to happen...

one way to prevent someone jumping on your bike and riding off...

LOVE IT! finally... the skidmark silver lining

[catinthefunnyhat]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSHr4ubuD64

[FIGJAM]

Please keep your rusty wagon wheel off my chairs!

[theCryptofishist]

Indecent exposure arrests.

[clocksnmirrors]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSHr4ubuD64

HAH!

Please keep your rusty wagon wheel off my chairs!

aye aye cap'n

Indecent exposure arrests.

say what now?

[ZaphodBurner]

Cannot understate the almost-instant relief from vinegar spray. We bring a gallon of vinegar water, a football, and a strip of spare carpet.

Bike seats... make a fuzzy bike cover. Maybe make a few in case they get sweaty. You'll see lots of people with bike seats stamped into their asses, which isn't as bad as a toilet seat ring...

The alkali dust tortures your feet, eyes and lungs, but as for the skin it feels like it has a healing quality. It's like talcum powder. Won't protect you from the sun, though.

The elevation of Black Rock City is about 4,100 feet above sea level and the sun is so direct that the water itself is sunburned to death. You know what sucks? A dick sunburn at Burning Man. If you can't have any fun at Burning Man because your dick is too sunburned, you did it wrong.

Forfucksake, don't liberally-apply sunscreen to your naughty bits in front of people because it confuses the tourists. It's better if you have a bunch of friends do it to you.

[Foxfur]

Forfucksake, don't liberally-apply sunscreen to your naughty bits in front of people because it confuses the tourists. It's better if you have a bunch of friends do it to you.

And you can call it art.

Or a seminar.

[ygmir]

Forfucksake, don't liberally-apply sunscreen to your naughty bits in front of people because it confuses the tourists. It's better if you have a bunch of friends do it to you.

And you can call it art.

Or a seminar.

I would call a tart, for seminal..........but that's just me.

[jella]

favorite new thread so far, thanks for the giggles.

Sunscreen is your friend, nude or not

[Canoe]

Doctor there said that a very common problem on-playa is sun-burnt peckers & nipples...

...You know what sucks? A dick sunburn at Burning Man. If you can't have any fun at Burning Man because your dick is too sunburned, you did it wrong.

Note that while Foil Tape is good radiant barrier – great for heat rejection, reflecting sun & heat away – and it can be removed from the roll and cut to a length, width or shape before peeling the paper backing off, Foil Tape should NOT be used as pasties or peter-protectors for sun-burn protection.

[clocksnmirrors]

Foil Tape should NOT be used as pasties or peter-protectors for sun-burn protection.

i dunno.... foil tape pasties sound pretty glitzy!

[Oldguy]

1. Oil nuts
2. Place bike in direct Sun for 4 hours
3. Strattle bike and sit down

Toasted Nuts !