Wild Camp in Search of Geisha of any nation

InvisibleMan · Post by **InvisibleMan** » Wed Sep 22, 2004 10:26 pm

Cum join our camp.

Small, specially chosen group of California based movie makers, writers, and adult film entertainers seeking sexy lady of the night with proper qualifications and personality to be a part of an even better year in 2005, a ridiculous concept considering 04. Plenty of benefits and all sorts of madcap plans already in motion that you will be privy to should you decide to reply. Post a small response here with a picture link for evaluation. Serious inquiries only. Public input is welcome in the decision making process or on the topic.

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Wed Sep 22, 2004 10:36 pm

InvisibleMan wrote:...seeking sexy lady of the night

http://kapfoto.com/burningman/2004/pages/bm04_108.htm

Sexist pig.

InvisibleMan · Post by **InvisibleMan** » Wed Sep 22, 2004 11:12 pm

Do not follow where the path may lead. Go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.

Simply Joel · Post by **Simply Joel** » Thu Sep 23, 2004 2:45 am

Sensei wrote:
InvisibleMan wrote:...seeking sexy lady of the night
http://kapfoto.com/burningman/2004/pages/bm04_108.htm

Sexist pig.

do you know keith? once part of the greater Florida Burn group?

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Thu Sep 23, 2004 3:36 am

Sensei wrote:
InvisibleMan wrote:...seeking sexy lady of the night
http://kapfoto.com/burningman/2004/pages/bm04_108.htm

Sexist pig.

I just went through the whole kapfoto archive. Very nice. Thanks for the link sensei. Gasso. Whoa.

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Thu Sep 23, 2004 12:12 pm

Simply Joel wrote:do you know keith? once part of the greater Florida Burn group?

I have yet to actually meet Keith. Lotta Floridians at the GLOM, which is where he caught me (during the Burning Band performance at the Little Black Dress party). I am sucking up to him bigtime through e-mail; I want a nice print of that pic.

(Don't tell Rian; it'll be her Christmas gift).

Ivy · Post by **Ivy** » Thu Sep 23, 2004 12:18 pm

""I have yet to actually meet Keith.""

I presume you mean Lucky Bastard?

Let me know if you need help, er, greasing the wheels, so to speak...

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Thu Sep 23, 2004 12:30 pm

Geez! Everyone seems to know Lucky 'cept me. I will use your name when sucking up...

I so want to make a yuk-yuk right now about that 'greasing the wheels' comment, but I won't.

EXCEPT TO SAY: YOU CAN GREASE MY WHEELS ANYTIME, IVY!

Dammit, couldn't help myself. Sorry you folks had to see Sensei like this.

Simply Joel · Post by **Simply Joel** » Thu Sep 23, 2004 1:06 pm

did anyone at the GLOM remember me?

Alpha · Post by **Alpha** » Thu Sep 23, 2004 2:33 pm

Simply Joel wrote:did anyone at the GLOM remember me?

If you have to ask, you didn't make a big enough ass of yourself. Try harder next time. :-)

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Thu Sep 23, 2004 2:37 pm

Alpha wrote:

Simply Joel wrote:
did anyone at the GLOM remember me?
If you have to ask, you didn't make a big enough ass of yourself. Try harder next time.

Ahhh... so that's it!! That's why all my PM's to people at the Meet and Greet come back, "... and you are...? And you were wearing...?"

Next time, more groping!!!

Simply Joel · Post by **Simply Joel** » Thu Sep 23, 2004 2:53 pm

Alpha wrote:
Simply Joel wrote:did anyone at the GLOM remember me?
If you have to ask, you didn't make a big enough ass of yourself. Try harder next time.

nope, an absolute gentleman... despite all the young lovely ladies around me...

i gotta get there next year dammit!

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Thu Sep 23, 2004 2:59 pm

Sensei wrote: Dammit, couldn't help myself. Sorry you folks had to see Sensei like this.

somebody please lay sensei so we don't have to listen to this anymore.

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Thu Sep 23, 2004 3:24 pm

Simply Joel wrote:did anyone at the GLOM remember me?

They've adopted a few Seattle-ites into their warren. Great hangout; I met the coolest folk there. Mayor Joey (Gassso) was funnier than shit; I had a blast talking with him while he took a well deserved breather from his orgasmatronic duties. Which was when I met the guy who designed and built the CHAIRWAY TO HEAVEN (whose name I wish I could remember). Which led to a VIP ride on same - and I get dizzy standing on a 5' ladder. I had a cigarette in one hand and a margarita in the other, and just concentrated on those two things... WHOOSH!

They asked if I wanted to bail on walk-in for next year; and seeing that the Burning Band is also based outta the GLOM... I'm seriously thinkin' this one over.

I didn't ask specifically; but I'd say yeah, they probably do remember you. I'll see you at the bar in '05.

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Thu Sep 23, 2004 3:31 pm

Rian Jackson wrote:somebody please lay sensei so we don't have to listen to this anymore.

So you can get back to your necrophelia?

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Thu Sep 23, 2004 4:01 pm

Sensei wrote:
Rian Jackson wrote:somebody please lay sensei so we don't have to listen to this anymore.
So you can get back to your necrophelia?

and where ya getting that from?

cookiepusss · Post by **cookiepusss** » Thu Sep 23, 2004 4:48 pm

Rian Jackson wrote:
Sensei wrote: Dammit, couldn't help myself. Sorry you folks had to see Sensei like this.
somebody please lay sensei so we don't have to listen to this anymore.

Ahem, Sensei and I were getting it on just fine on the other ho thread until he started to have some kind of weird fantasies about me thinking he was Rob the Wop.

Sensei, cum back, my eyes are melting!!!

InvisibleMan · Post by **InvisibleMan** » Fri Sep 24, 2004 1:37 pm

but maybe u all missed the point of the post. Not to just provide space for the same group of random conversationalists to argue over nonsense outside of the topic, but to invite a woman sure enough of herself to have a good time with some good hearted positive people, perhaps engage in a bit of role playing and whatever else she feels comfortable with in a situation where the options will be wide open and extremely fun. think it over. and try not to just use this as a forum for ur petty disagreements over god knows what. remember the love, and let it carry over.

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Fri Sep 24, 2004 2:30 pm

Public input is welcome in the decision making process or on the topic.

did you want to retract that?

cookiepusss · Post by **cookiepusss** » Fri Sep 24, 2004 3:33 pm

InvisibleMan wrote:but maybe u all missed the point of the post. Not to just provide space for the same group of random conversationalists to argue over nonsense outside of the topic, but to invite a woman sure enough of herself to have a good time with some good hearted positive people, perhaps engage in a bit of role playing and whatever else she feels comfortable with in a situation where the options will be wide open and extremely fun. think it over. and try not to just use this as a forum for ur petty disagreements over god knows what. remember the love, and let it carry over.

Was it something I said?

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Fri Sep 24, 2004 4:06 pm

InvisibleMan wrote:but maybe u all missed the point of the post. Not to just provide space for the same group of random conversationalists to argue over nonsense outside of the topic, but to invite a woman sure enough of herself to have a good time with some good hearted positive people, perhaps engage in a bit of role playing and whatever else she feels comfortable with in a situation where the options will be wide open and extremely fun. think it over. and try not to just use this as a forum for ur petty disagreements over god knows what. remember the love, and let it carry over.

BWAAAAHAHAHAHA!!!

Oh, honey, i know you only have 4 posts, but have you read this forum at all??

Don't worry, if it's worth it conversation will return to it.

p.s. don't try to restrain the eplaya imps.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Sep 24, 2004 4:11 pm

InvisibleMan wrote: Small, specially chosen group of California based movie makers

Us rubes in gov'ment and lesser industries are real impressed, ya know.

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Fri Sep 24, 2004 4:15 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:
InvisibleMan wrote: Small, specially chosen group of California based movie makers
Us rubes in gov'ment and lesser industries are real impressed, ya know.

Har-dee-har-har!

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Fri Sep 24, 2004 6:32 pm

InvisibleMan wrote:... to invite a woman sure enough of herself to have a good time with some good hearted positive people, perhaps engage in a bit of yada, yada, yada...

Look, if it hadn't been for us "random conversationalists", this thread would've been biting the dust down at the bottom of the list of threads from day two. The way I see it, you owe us (e-playan posters to this thread) bigtime. We kept your perky little invitation up at the top of the list, didn't we? Ya know, so it could be seen by more potential "Geishas"...

Bet you're digging your way through dozens of offers, aren't you?

Your welcome.

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Sat Sep 25, 2004 9:21 am

Invisible Man wrote:

but maybe u all missed the point of the post. Not to just provide space for the same group of random conversationalists to argue over nonsense outside of the topic, but to invite a woman sure enough of herself to have a good time with some good hearted positive people, perhaps engage in a bit of role playing and whatever else she feels comfortable with in a situation where the options will be wide open and extremely fun. think it over. and try not to just use this as a forum for ur petty disagreements over god knows what. emember the love, and let it carry over.

Obviously you haven't read the terms of service that state that the party of the first part (The BBS) agrees that the party of the second part (that's you) would be allowed to post any ideas, concepts, communications, offers, discussions, rants, raves, demagogeries, pedagogeries, pedofileries, necrofileries, sobs, doubts, insights, idiocies, blatterings, baitings, butressings, butt dressings, babbles, bibles, buffooneries, buggeries, cacophonies, cajoleries, comemerations, conversations, instigations, consumations, calamities, deformities, derogatories, denigrations, defenestrations, epistles, apocalyptic visions, pornographic bumblings, aseptic findings, low caloric grumblings, satiric gleanings, etc., and that the party of the third part (everybody else) can have a party with it.

It's all covered in the sanity clause.

PetsUntilEaten · Post by **PetsUntilEaten** » Sat Sep 25, 2004 10:12 am

Sensei wrote:
InvisibleMan wrote:... to invite a woman sure enough of herself to have a good time with some good hearted positive people, perhaps engage in a bit of yada, yada, yada...
Look, if it hadn't been for us "random conversationalists", this thread would've been biting the dust down at the bottom of the list of threads from day two. The way I see it, you owe us (e-playan posters to this thread) bigtime. We kept your perky little invitation up at the top of the list, didn't we? Ya know, so it could be seen by more potential "Geishas"...

Bet you're digging your way through dozens of offers, aren't you?

Your welcome.

So true & yet so funny.

I mean I think everyone is being quite lovely considering how creepy this sounds. It sounds like code for "Psst! We're making professional porn on the playa! It pays good if you're hot enough! Send us your resume. And contact us for details because we can't post them here because we know it's illegal and we can get sued for using Burningman as a stage for our profit"

But I'm not lovely so thats just the kind of stuff I think sometimes.

I could be wrong.

Tell me I'm wrong.

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Sat Sep 25, 2004 12:34 pm

PetsUntilEaten wrote:..But I'm not lovely so thats just the kind of stuff I think sometimes.

I could be wrong.

You are wrong, OH-SO-LOVELY Pets. You are so wrong. Ok, you probably hit a bullseye with that porn-on-the-playa business, but after that, wrong wrong wrong. I've seen the pics! And on top of that, with your evil plans to build an alternate 'man', you have officially become the most subversive person on the frickin' e-playa. How cool is that? I'll tell you how cool that is... It's lovely.

PetsUntilEaten · Post by **PetsUntilEaten** » Sat Sep 25, 2004 12:53 pm

Sensei wrote:you have officially become the most subversive person on the frickin' e-playa.

If thats even a little true its only because Trey & the rest are on 3playa - and frankly I'm too simple to make heads or tails of that place.

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Sat Sep 25, 2004 12:59 pm

PetsUntilEaten wrote:... Trey & the rest are on 3playa - and frankly I'm too simple to make heads or tails of that place.

I think of the 3playa as the 'adult table' - ya know, like Thanksgiving at Grandma's? Which is why I'm sitting here in this tiny chair at the card table in the den. Maybe someday... I doubt it, though.

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Sat Sep 25, 2004 2:41 pm

They wouldn't let me sit at the adult table until I was in my twenties, and then I didn't care for it... not enough jokes, no food fights, no hair pulling, and Aunt Audrey wouldn't lift her skirt to show us her new underwear... naw, I prefer the kiddie table....

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