Jerri from Survivor and other celebrities

chickenfish · Post by **chickenfish** » Fri Jul 09, 2004 4:49 pm

Are ravers cannibals? Do they eat each other at those all night dance parties? No wonder my momma told me not to come! she said- that aint the way to have fun, son!

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Jul 09, 2004 4:51 pm

It's why they all look alike. "You are who you eat."

chickenfish · Post by **chickenfish** » Fri Jul 09, 2004 4:52 pm

Is that why everyone at the mall looks the same?

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Jul 09, 2004 4:58 pm

No, that's a combination of cloning and plastic surgery.

Oh, and completely uncreative consumerism.

(Is that redundant?)

chickenfish · Post by **chickenfish** » Fri Jul 09, 2004 5:04 pm

IF the clones all ate each other, would the world be a better place? Or would they all turn into zombies craving brains? Would they initiate some sort of spongiform enceleopathy, and thus destroy themselves? Is this already happening? Is Jerri from survivor really a brain munching zombie and card carrying member of the zombie cabal?do I ask to many questions?

orangepeelmoses · Post by **orangepeelmoses** » Wed Sep 08, 2004 3:02 pm

eye am not one to be starstruck,
but eye did enjoy meeting perry farrell several years ago.

opm

skypilot · Post by **skypilot** » Tue Sep 14, 2004 8:56 pm

:D the great john tesh made it this year....he punked out on the playa and took a room at bruno's hotel.....hey, jerri-fame is fleeting!! i heard you were going to open another wal-mart in reno with the "beaver", jerry mathews. you've had your 15 minutes, so move on.

Professor Tawdry · Post by **Professor Tawdry** » Wed Sep 15, 2004 1:33 am

I gave a neck rub to Kim Catrall (ala' Samantha - Sex In The City) in That Chill dome on the esplanade that served tea and cookies.

It really was her. Not that anyone else couldnt wear a slip with a floor length mink coat over it, but the camoflauge eyemakeup made me suspicous. after I spoke to her and the voice was the same, I was certain.

I didnt ask her if it really was her. seemed wrong to do so.

:P

BTW - I was the guy in the metallic green tux with the giant rubber cock.

captain mcguiver · Post by **captain mcguiver** » Thu Sep 16, 2004 5:06 pm

I work in the film business and I can tell you this:

With FEW exceptions- celebrities are whiny, one dimensional, wimpy excuses for humans.

The worst burner is worth more than the best actor. Think about it- all these people do is get in front of a camera and play make-believe. No much more than any 3 year old does on a daily basis. Why do we put them on pedestals? For every celebrity that is famous, there is about 500 hard working people you never see MAKING them what they are. Those are the REAL people you should cherish. Not the wuss who clambers into his air conditioned trailer after 10 minutes in the sun, stumbling over a few lines he can't memorize because he was too drunk and coked up the night before. In my 10 year's in the business, I've met about 5 actors/actresses that I actually respected as people. The rest are losers without a real job.

end rant.

dj big E · Post by **dj big E** » Fri Sep 17, 2004 1:32 pm

They're were about 35,000 stars i believe. Thank's to all of us what a great show. lmao

HEADBANDMAN · Post by **HEADBANDMAN** » Fri Sep 17, 2004 1:54 pm

I was tripping at a bar one time and I thought I saw this girl from 90120. She looked exactely like her. I thought about going over and talking to her for about 20 min. When I did it turned out she was from Omaha or something it was so funny.

mars · Post by **mars** » Mon Sep 20, 2004 4:17 pm

Anyone who likes Rob's reality show idea, check out this insane movie:

Series 7

It's a crazy movie about a reality show, that was actually made before reality shows hit the TV scene, and, yet it manages to hit the nail on the head by taking all those shows to the extreme.

A must for all you crazy people on this thread!

dj big E · Post by **dj big E** » Thu Sep 23, 2004 5:28 pm

If you care jerry was a burner before a survivor. Check out the video burn baby burn which is made from 2001-2002 video she's in the first 5 minutes. Anyways this was before survivor.

swampdog · Post by **swampdog** » Thu Sep 23, 2004 5:41 pm

I channelled Country Dick Montana on the playa this year, does that count?

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Sep 24, 2004 9:07 am

swampdog wrote:I channelled Country Dick Montana on the playa this year, does that count?

Channelling on the playa, like speaking in toungues on the playa, always counts.

Who's Country Dick Montana?

Jerri from Survivor and other celebrities

3 dogs in the night

brains....

perry farrell

Now that the thread is dead..

celebrities are crap

lmao

I saw one

if you care