your stupid punchline here
- Ugly Dougly
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your stupid punchline here
I know that all burners are high-powered corporate execs with no time to read long sentences, let alone lengthy jokes.
So post the punchline of your favorite joke on this thread and we will attempt to pretend to find it funny. Go!
Wait. I'll start.
"He had a hat."
Okay, who is next?
So post the punchline of your favorite joke on this thread and we will attempt to pretend to find it funny. Go!
Wait. I'll start.
"He had a hat."
Okay, who is next?
Re: your stupid punchline here
Ugly Dougly wrote:
"He had a hat."




Stop! Stop! Yer Killing me!!!!!
Ok..... this one's a real winner too:
"Dat's a HAMBUSH, you imbicile!!!!"
Worry is a misuse of imagination
“She had blue skin, And so did he.
He kept it hid And so did she.
They searched for blue Their whole life through,
Then passed right by- And never knew.”
Shel Silverstein
“She had blue skin, And so did he.
He kept it hid And so did she.
They searched for blue Their whole life through,
Then passed right by- And never knew.”
Shel Silverstein
- MoBo
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Re: your stupid punchline here
One. But it takes a long time, and the lightbulb must really want to change.
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- MoBo
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Re: your stupid punchline here
Five bucks. Same as downtown.
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- LeChatNoir
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Re: your stupid punchline here
"Yeah, but his suit fits good, don't it?"
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Re: your stupid punchline here
Chirpies....it's a canarial disease, thats untweetable.
Better sorry than safe
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Re: your stupid punchline here
,,, that's the first time I've used that Hind Lick Maneuver.
RETROFROLIC, the place of Pink, Pain and Pleasure!
http://www.retrofrolic.com
Some call me Tnt,,,, works for me!
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Some call me Tnt,,,, works for me!
- junglesmacks
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Re: your stupid punchline here
"That's what" - She
Savannah wrote:It sounds freaky & wrong, so you need to do it.
Re: your stupid punchline here
A hard-on.
Re: your stupid punchline here
"It's cute, but how do you breathe through it?"
"Don't buy ur Burn...........Build ur Burn!"
"If I can't find an answer, I'll create one!!!"
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Re: your stupid punchline here
"...and then you hand it to Michael J. Fox"
Start by doing what's necessary; then do what's possible; and suddenly you are doing the impossible.
- Bob
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Re: your stupid punchline here
"....the Ten Principals!"
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"Let us say I suggest you may be human." -- Reverend Mother Gaius Helen Mohiam
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Re: your stupid punchline here
"...But if you had bigger tits you'd be a ten."
- Onion
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Re: your stupid punchline here
They called it "The Aristocrats"
Re: your stupid punchline here
"Tankity, tankity, tank."
"Don't buy ur Burn...........Build ur Burn!"
"If I can't find an answer, I'll create one!!!"
Fuck Im Good Just Ask Me
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- LeChatNoir
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Re: your stupid punchline here
"Are you sure this is where he went in at?"
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- theCryptofishist
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Re: your stupid punchline here
He was arrested for carrying gulls across staid lions for immoral porpoises.
The Lady with a Lamprey
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
Re: your stupid punchline here
"Silly Rabbi, kicks are for trids!"
"Don't buy ur Burn...........Build ur Burn!"
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- maryanimal
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Re: your stupid punchline here
"...how he got in my pajamas I'll never know."
Sometimes I'm confused by what I think is really obvious. But what I think is really obvious obviously isn't obvious.
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- Bob
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Re: your stupid punchline here
"Ah so... boy-foot bear with teaks of Chan!"
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Re: your stupid punchline here
When a man grows old, and his balls grow cold,
And the tip of his prick turns blue,
And the hole in the middle refuses to piddle,
I'd say he was fucked, wouldn't you?
And the tip of his prick turns blue,
And the hole in the middle refuses to piddle,
I'd say he was fucked, wouldn't you?
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"Let us say I suggest you may be human." -- Reverend Mother Gaius Helen Mohiam
"Let us say I suggest you may be human." -- Reverend Mother Gaius Helen Mohiam
Re: your stupid punchline here
Late one tuesday ...
"So!
Where is the man anyway?"
"So!
Where is the man anyway?"
- BBadger
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Re: your stupid punchline here
"Sorry. The body cavity search at the border kinda jostled things."
"The essence of tyranny is not iron law. It is capricious law." -- Christopher Hitchens
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Re: your stupid punchline here
Pointing to flying cranes...
"Look!
There go the defenders of Ibycus!"
"Look!
There go the defenders of Ibycus!"
- Sham
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Re: your stupid punchline here
Bring me the fly, I'll give you a raisin!
- Turtleburp
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Re: your stupid punchline here
Luke, I felt your presents
- catinthefunnyhat
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Re: your stupid punchline here
Someday, my prints will come.
If you want drama to stop following you everywhere, try letting go of the leash.
- AntiM
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Re: your stupid punchline here
No, I want a pair of pliers.
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