Annoying Essay Question of the Day.

[theCryptofishist]

Burning Man and Trade Shows. Compare and Contrast.

All essays to be judged by a set of criterion chosen at random from threads dealing with art cars or food, whichever is bumpier.

[DM]

You know, instead of just asking: What the F*** are you talking about -OR- what the F*** are you trying to do here.....I will just go with it.

To further expound on the philosphies of non-sensical relationships between humans and their android friends, it would be wise to enjoy the delights of taste in east-asian cuisine. To be drab, I highly recommend a reading of the Filo-Monrgil Species found in the Uranus sphere of Atlanta. Some have said that it actually does exist, I am on the left-western corner and believe that neither my thoughts nor reality is true.

However, beginning such a sentence with the preposition of a picture in my mind, I think it highly relevant to feed on my bodies remote control.

Hence, without providing further clarification on this simple matter I feel I have to begin all over again, just to get my point across.

[theCryptofishist]

And "I need to pick up some beer" is ahead.

It was just really strange going out on my lunch hour and seeing PeopleSoft conventioneers wearing mardi gras beads they had been gifted.

Started thinking about theme camps and booths.

Of course, JotS doesn't service Moscone Center.

[stayfrosty]

When you think of a gathering of people with a similar mindset many different types of groups come to mind. Be it interest groups, concerts, protests, trade shows, or the iconoclastic festival called, "Burningman." What is the impetus for these people to congregate here? And why do they not allow mimes?

Tradeshows for instance find no place for mimes. They are usually showing off technology, and mimes rarely use props, although it could be they might be using an invisible palm pilot, or stuck in an invisible box that projects pictures of Jennifer Love Hewitt movies inside. Burningman on the otherhand, does allow them, but shuns them because mimes are in a word, lame.

Tradeshows could be within Burningman, but Burningman couldn't be within a trade show, and a mime cannot speak, especially while its hands are tied. Just like an Italian.

Frequently there is an abundance of achohol and lap dances at trade shows, and this can be said for burningman as well, but the lack of money excange means the women (or men) don't have to wear any underwear in order to put the bills in.

In conclusion, mimes are bad, Burningman good, and palm pilots will be obsolete three weeks after you buy the latest one. As an old professor told me once, "No, I will not give you an extension, and if you show up again without any pants, I will be forced to give you an incomplete."

[DM]

I agree with you with one minor diversion.

We are all Jennifer Love Hewitt. It is only through our spring water perspective that we see eachother as different. Hence, the exact answer of indifference is really that Jennifer (me and you) is deciding that Mimes shall inherit the earth. Then, Jennifer, makes it seem like Mimes are not really playing a significant part in everything, fooling everyone including Jennifer.
As it goes, Jennifer and the Mimes who are one and the same person go around to Hollywood and Comdex and Blah-di-blah signing autographs and charging us oxidization creating the wonderful reality we love to call Burningman.

One ticket please.

[theCryptofishist]

If mimes inherent the earth, I'm opting out of my reincarnation clause.

[samtzu]

Favorite Fishy wrote:

If mimes inherent the earth, I'm opting out of my reincarnation clause.

If they do, they've been pretty hush-hush about it...

[theCryptofishist]

And you wonder why they don't speak. If they start, they spill the beans. If they spill the beans, the Mime Mafia is after them. They use real cement overshoes--none of that cute acting stuff out for them!

[lurker]

I like mime crunchy.