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Post by samtzu » Fri Sep 17, 2004 6:08 pm

Badger, I just read your post on the "Critical Tits--2004" thread from 9/16.

Badger, I liked you very much when I met you... now I love you! You are the epitome of what a human being should be. Thank you.

Now, as to that Isotropia... what the hell is up with her? I mean, I crush her, and all (Really, Iso... I do... don't hit me)... but... uh...

nevermind...
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Post by cowboyangel » Fri Sep 17, 2004 6:10 pm

Let's all crush Sam's Woodrow......
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Post by samtzu » Fri Sep 17, 2004 6:14 pm

I don't like the sound of that...

....eeeeeeeee me neither!....
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Post by cowboyangel » Fri Sep 17, 2004 6:30 pm

metaphorically speakin.....Sam
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Post by buckethead alien » Fri Sep 17, 2004 6:34 pm

All Hail Sam's Woodrow.

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Post by samtzu » Fri Sep 17, 2004 7:06 pm

This is getting a little thick...

...thick?....

Shutup..
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Post by Lydia Love » Fri Sep 17, 2004 7:18 pm

ITYM "schtup"
It's all about the squirrels.

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Post by cowboyangel » Sat Sep 18, 2004 9:17 am

Jeez how could I overlook this???
Lady Merv...utterly beautiful woman, voter drive bus, smart, funny, cool dresser......hey Lady Merv for Senator! (from N.Y.) (I hope she's not a Yankees fan, but if so, I'll find some way to like her )
Way to go Merv!!!!!!!!! Keep up the stellar work!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Sensei » Tue Sep 21, 2004 12:15 pm

I have a huge crush on PetsUntilEaten. Read the TROLLY TROLL TROLLS thread (under Experience of BM I think) and you'll feel the same way, I'm sure.

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Post by Rian Jackson » Tue Sep 21, 2004 1:48 pm

Have to agree, Sensei.
I think Pets and i should double team some folks in the pillow fight right next year.

Scrappy and Pets vs..... who's it gonna be, folks?
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Post by Captain Goddammit » Tue Sep 21, 2004 6:07 pm

Rian Jackson wrote:Have to agree, Sensei.
I think Pets and i should double team some folks in the pillow fight right next year.

Scrappy and Pets vs..... who's it gonna be, folks?
Me and Sensei! You're on! Right, Sensei???
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Post by Sensei » Tue Sep 21, 2004 6:25 pm

Captain Goddammit wrote:
Rian Jackson wrote:I think Pets and i should double team some folks in the pillow fight right next year.

Scrappy and Pets vs..... who's it gonna be, folks?
Me and Sensei! You're on! Right, Sensei???
BZZZZT! Wrong! PetsUntilEaten? Have you considered that maybe Pet's playa-name refers to us? I mean, c'mon. I'll volunteer to handle the funeral arrangements of the losers, but that's as far as I go.

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Post by Captain Goddammit » Wed Sep 22, 2004 6:32 am

Sensei wrote:
Captain Goddammit wrote:
Rian Jackson wrote:I think Pets and i should double team some folks in the pillow fight right next year.

Scrappy and Pets vs..... who's it gonna be, folks?
Me and Sensei! You're on! Right, Sensei???
BZZZZT! Wrong! PetsUntilEaten? Have you considered that maybe Pet's playa-name refers to us? I mean, c'mon. I'll volunteer to handle the funeral arrangements of the losers, but that's as far as I go.
In another thread you said and I quote, "Posted: Wed Sep 22, 2004 12:32 am    Post subject:
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What the hell have you nancy-boys done to the FUCK thread?"
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I say:
Don't be a Nancy-Boy... let's kick some ass! Scrappy-doo & Petsuntilbeaten vs. Capt. Goddammit & BeattheSenseioutof'em... let's go!
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Post by Lydia Love » Wed Sep 22, 2004 9:10 am

I'll take on the winning team single handed.

That's right, ya wussies.
It's all about the squirrels.

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Post by Rian Jackson » Wed Sep 22, 2004 9:11 am

Lydia Love wrote:I'll take on the winning team single handed.

That's right, ya wussies.
you mean, 'i'll be pummelled by the winning women sinlge handed....'
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Post by Rian Jackson » Wed Sep 22, 2004 3:21 pm

BullD, for the recent events on the Fuck thread.
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Post by Captain Goddammit » Wed Sep 22, 2004 11:32 pm

Trollop wrote:[quote="Lydia "Submissive Female" Love"]I'll take on the winning team single handed.

That's right, ya wussies.
you mean, 'i'll be pummelled by the winning women sinlge handed....'[/quote]

Maybe I should get Ring O' Fire... he'd do it... or Lydia... hey Lydia, I have some old pillows here, lets spar and get in shape, get some moves down...
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Post by Rian Jackson » Thu Sep 23, 2004 8:29 am

Captain Goddammit wrote:
Trollop wrote:[quote="Lydia "Submissive Female" Love"]I'll take on the winning team single handed.

That's right, ya wussies.
you mean, 'i'll be pummelled by the winning women sinlge handed....'
Maybe I should get Ring O' Fire... he'd do it... or Lydia... hey Lydia, I have some old pillows here, lets spar and get in shape, get some moves down...[/quote]

what makes you think Lydia wouldn't join our team?
(come on Lydia, ya know you want to. you don't want to be in cahoots with Major Woody, do you?)
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Post by samtzu » Thu Sep 23, 2004 1:51 pm

Come on... I've got large cahoots... room for everyone.
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Post by Rian Jackson » Thu Sep 23, 2004 2:04 pm

samtzu wrote:Come on... I've got large cahoots... room for everyone.
no, not you Sam!
and would you quit talking about ... THAT... already?
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Post by samtzu » Thu Sep 23, 2004 2:13 pm

If we can let it swing free on the Playa, what's the deal with the ePlaya?

... yeah, what's the deal?.... and where's the nekked wimmin?....
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Post by Rian Jackson » Thu Sep 23, 2004 2:16 pm

samtzu's penis wrote:If we can let it swing free on the Playa, what's the deal with the ePlaya?
Samtzu's brain wrote:
... yeah, what's the deal?.... and where's the nekked wimmin?....
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Post by samtzu » Thu Sep 23, 2004 2:18 pm

Uh... reverse the billing and you've got it...
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Post by Captain Goddammit » Thu Sep 23, 2004 10:58 pm

Cutie-Pie wrote: what makes you think Lydia wouldn't join our team?
(come on Lydia, ya know you want to. you don't want to be in cahoots with Major Woody, do you?)
'Cause she wants to win...
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Post by Lydia Love » Fri Sep 24, 2004 2:47 am

oh sure, NOW I'm getting picked for team sports.

Where the fuck were you people in junior high? Huh?

I'll take y'all on!

Grrrr.
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Post by buckethead alien » Fri Sep 24, 2004 4:18 am

Yeah. I wonder just how many of the people who post regularly to the board were picked first for the team sports in junior high school. . . .

But since this is the crush thread, I'd better be crushing someone, hmmmm, eenie, meenie, minee, moe, aw, fuck it, Emily, 'cause everytime she posts she's happy and sparkley.
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Post by Captain Goddammit » Fri Sep 24, 2004 6:26 am

Lydia Asskicker wrote:oh sure, NOW I'm getting picked for team sports.

Where the fuck were you people in junior high? Huh?

I'll take y'all on!

Grrrr.
And
Bucketmouth Alien wrote:Yeah. I wonder just how many of the people who post regularly to the board were picked first for the team sports in junior high school. . . .
Well I wasn't ever last... but then I'd have never picked a girl!
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Post by Rian Jackson » Fri Sep 24, 2004 9:37 am

Captain Fuckwit wrote: Well I wasn't ever last... but then I'd have never picked a girl!
typical.

hmmm, let's see. we kicked your camp's asses. i disabled one of your bike mechanics. and now i have a playa name based on the ring... and you think Lydia wouldn't be on a winning team with us?

come on, she's smarter than that.

ya think she's gonna believe you?

we all know you're soft from sitting on the cruiser all day, sipping margaritas.
get off your ass, captain.
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Post by buckethead alien » Fri Sep 24, 2004 9:58 am

Up early and coming out swinging. Go get 'em Rian!

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Post by robbidobbs » Fri Sep 24, 2004 10:07 am

I'm gonna crush Samtzu and Silver for being so damn grounded. The rest of you pirates can pull out yer wankers (virtual or non) and go...

NYAAAAAH!

Fucking, fuckitty fuck. I'm feeling good today...finally.
I'll be in my blanket fort until further notice.

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