Fuck!

[Bob]

I've got a FUCKING hip that needs replacing. Maybe we can all work something out.

[wh..sh]

Fuck, bob! take care.

[ygmir]

awe fuck, Bob.........will this effect your reclining options?
can they still match your pattern, or will it leave a scar?

all the best for you, is my fucking wish.

[pinemom]

ya fuck Bob...I too shall prolly have to look into that hip replace in another decade, my parts are rusting as I sit here...
Ive heard they feel pretty good after the healing is done!

[maryanimal]

Awww, fuck Bob. I'm looking at a knee replacement in the next few years. I hope you get it done soon so the healing can begin! Be well my friend! *hugs*

[catinthefunnyhat]

Aw, fuck Bob
But, like pinemom says, the replacement models work better than OEM once you've fully healed.

[Jax Dee]

I will reconfirm about the hip replacements. My best friend is still in the hospital after the hip replacement, but says she already feels a million times better in regards to the pain she was in. It's still no picnic and she is gonna need rehab, but she can tell it is already better than it was.

[lucky420]

I've seen older people bounce back pretty well after a hip replacement. Or maybe they just feel so much better than they did and that creates an appearance of bouncing back fast. fuck it, I'm going to the bar.

Hope things get better for you Bob and that you fuckin bounce back fast.

[Bob]

Fucking Facebook. Turns friends into blithering political idiots.

[maryanimal]

Ok, soI was taking a showere tonight before I went to bed. Next fucking thing I knew, I was falling down out of the tub. All the way downthinking, "I'm fucking fallingI What the fuck!". I was soaping my legs, and all of a sudden, I was fucking falling! I landed on my back and hit my head. While I was laying there, I noticed my legs were draped over and in the tub.

As I layed there wondering what the fuck was happening, I tried to get up, but I couldn't. My hands were all fucking soapy and couldn't grasp anything. I started to laugh/cry cuz I wanted to get up. When I finally got up I was dizzy so I washed the soap off myself, stepped gingerly out of the tub and weeent back to fucking bed.

I've got a killer fucking ass headache now and I'm dizzy, like the bedspins dizzy. so I'm going to sleep,

rolflmao...

[theCryptofishist]

Fuck, really, start with the advice nurse, if your insurance company has one. What I'm worried about is concussion or stroke and while I may be over estimating the danger, better than than the opposite.

[catinthefunnyhat]

Fuck, ((MA)). Listen to the fucking Fish. Your story scares me.

[Oldguy]

Fuck! I missed World UFO Day yesterday. 65 years since Roswell. I live near Beale AFB and have seen many UFOs. My English teacher's husband flew backseat on the SR71 Blackbird. The PAVEPAW antenna near here tracks satellites and Space Command vessels. Mr. Johnson sure knew how to build them. I believe they were based at Okinawa during Vietnam.

[gyre]

Ok, soI was taking a showere tonight before I went to bed. Next fucking thing I knew, I was falling down out of the tub. All the way downthinking, "I'm fucking fallingI What the fuck!". I was soaping my legs, and all of a sudden, I was fucking falling! I landed on my back and hit my head. While I was laying there, I noticed my legs were draped over and in the tub.

As I layed there wondering what the fuck was happening, I tried to get up, but I couldn't. My hands were all fucking soapy and couldn't grasp anything. I started to laugh/cry cuz I wanted to get up. When I finally got up I was dizzy so I washed the soap off myself, stepped gingerly out of the tub and weeent back to fucking bed.

I've got a killer fucking ass headache now and I'm dizzy, like the bedspins dizzy. so I'm going to sleep,

rolflmao...

Fuck, Mary, funny except for hurting yourself.

You shouldn't sleep, but it isn't about concussion.
You HAVE a concussion.

The concern is internal bleeding, which is what nearly killed me, or a stroke.
And I'm sure the medical people on here have more concerns.
There will be concern about why you fell too.
Heart issue, stroke, ???, or just slipped.
Landing might not be the biggest issue.

If you want, I'll call you and keep checking on you.
A fast enough bleed, and you won't wake up.
A slow one and they won't take you seriously.
They just kept giving me more pain meds, even though I had good insurance then, and at tremendous personal cost, I would add.

Please stay on top of this, Mary!!!

FUCK!

[^Rhino!]

Mike, another mentor of mine, passed away last Sunday.

He gave me a chance to solve a major problem by designing a solution for a large-scale construction project. The success of it led to bigger and bigger opportunities and bigger successes. But Mike took the first chance on me. I'm honored he gave me the opportunity, and I'll miss him very much.

Fuck. Another good guy bites the dust. The world needs more guys like him.

[ygmir]

fuck MA..........I hope you're better today!!

and fucking sorry, ^Rhino........that's a tough loss.......

[OregonRed]

MA, fucking post and let us know that you are okay!

(((^Rhino))) I'm so fucking sorry for your loss.

[maryanimal]

Hi everyone. I was told I have a mild concussion, C1 and C2 had some swelling (I think thats what I remember hearing) bruised tailbone, They did a CT scan and didn't see anything. They gave me an injection of something for the dizziness and nausea. I've been asleep for the most part of the day. I still feel a bit dizzy and barfy today. I still have a good sized headace. I'm glad I have 2 more days off. It reached 95.5F today. I wanted to put up and air out my tent today, but I stayed down in my cool basement!

You guys are the best! *hughughughughug*

[Jax Dee]

Hi everyone. I was told I have a mild concussion, C1 and C2 had some swelling (I think thats what I remember hearing) bruised tailbone, They did a CT scan and didn't see anything. They gave me an injection of something for the dizziness and nausea. I've been asleep for the most part of the day. I still feel a bit dizzy and barfy today. I still have a good sized headace. I'm glad I have 2 more days off. It reached 95.5F today. I wanted to put up and air out my tent today, but I stayed down in my cool basement!

You guys are the best! *hughughughughug*

Glad to hear from you. Take care of yourself! I hope you feel better soon and nothing serious comes of it.

[ygmir]

well, fuckin-A MA, it could have been worse!!
take it easy, and take care.

no zumba in the shower!!!!

[Elorrum]

Fuck, note to self... get that bathmat out of the closet, and into the tub.

[catinthefunnyhat]

Fuck, MA, don't you have enough excitement in your life already, without the swan dive? Glad to know you didn't hurt yourself worse than you did. Not at all would have been better.

Thanks for putting our fears to rest, anyway.

[trilobyte]

Fucking glad you survived the slip and clonk relatively intact.

[lucky420]

glad you're okay mary. When you fall you fall hard, eh?

[Sail Man]

Fuck! I missed World UFO Day yesterday. 65 years since Roswell. I live near Beale AFB and have seen many UFOs. My English teacher's husband flew backseat on the SR71 Blackbird. The PAVEPAW antenna near here tracks satellites and Space Command vessels. Mr. Johnson sure knew how to build them. I believe they were based at Okinawa during Vietnam.

That kick fucking ass SR-71 (called the Habu on Okinawa) was still there during my tour on Kadena from 79-81. There were 3 of them and as a Security Specialist it was my/our job to guard them. Habu gave me chills and a lot of fucking pride when I watched them line up on the runway and blast off. Asked a crew chief why they weren't armed and he laughed, said they flew faster then any missile they had at the time. Ballsy job flying those fuckers.

[unjonharley]

Let us get our collective self centered heads out of our asses.

Pay the fuck attention when your in parking lots..

Be on the lookout for kid and pet left in HOT FUCKING CARS.

Hang the fuck up on your sex phoning And call 911..

If the kid/pet looks like they are in trouble, do the right Fucking thing.

Break the MFing window,, You can pay for any mistakes later..

If the car drive away while your waiting for the cops.. Get the lic# and follow up.

[Box Burner]

fucking glad you are OK MA.
((((((((((((((MA))))))))))))))

[Box Burner]

Fuck, I think my family is trying to kill me.... 4 days ago I went upstairs to make coffee and my brother had put something on the stove and forgot about it. It was just a black sludge in the bottom of the pot and probably would have caught fire in another few minutes if I had not gone up to the kitchen. Today I go up to make coffee and the whole upstairs has a foggy haze of smoke in it. There was a big pot with some pork shanks in it, the kind that have a 3/4 inch layer of fat on them, and it is spewing smoke. The burner was turned up all the way and the lid was askew, smoke was pouring out of it. So I took it out side and turned off the stove. When I looked in it a few minutes later the grease was still boiling hard. There was a 2 inch layer of boiling grease in it and the meat was starting to turn black.

If I would have just turned on the computer when I got up, as is my usual habit, I would have been in another house fire.

Fuck.

[ygmir]

Jeebuz fuckatosis BB!!

who's doing the burning there?

be careful. do you have smoke alarms?

[Box Burner]

It's my brothers house. They are gone to church right now. Evidently, as usual, they left in a hurry because they were late.

I will be staying here Until my parents house is rebuilt. Then my sister in law wants me out because I am not a fucking mormon and she cannot convert me.

In about a month or so I will be living out of my car. I cannot move back in with my parents for the same fucking reason. Kinda make you feel real good about christians don't it.