The person below me

[SquirrelHead]

wait.....we have to bring a game? Shit! (adds 'bring game' to long long list of needs)

tpbm is thinking about chutes and ladders or candyland right now

[catinthefunnyhat]

Why do they suddenly both sound so sexual?

TPBM remembers it as snakes and ladders, and all the special squares had little morals on them.

[theCryptofishist]

I think I remember running into that preachy version, and it should definitely be snakes...
TPBM wants to redo the game with all sorts of horrible adventures and venomous animals and bizarro anti-morals.

[lucky420]

that would be fun and make it come to life like Jumanji

The person below me will be hard at it tonight

[theCryptofishist]

Oh, I wish. That sounds solidly exciting.
TPbM wants to make a pumpkin mv next year.

[jella]

I think I want to make a Gargoyle MV actually


TPBM needs to restock the Rum

[TomServo]

RED RUM! nope..staying away from that this year..but definitely NEXT year!

TPBM is bringing a hammock to the playa this year.

[theCryptofishist]

No. I actually would want some extensive testing before relying on one in any way. I have this vision of not coming off in the right place.
TPBM only pretends to read Figjam's cooler thread.

[lemur]

figjam is a shill for the 5 gallon bucket industry.


the person below me thinks the TEK stuff by william shatner is the best thing since the captain and tennille

[theCryptofishist]

Nothing can surpass Muskrat Love...
TPBM thinks the Dead Kennedys are sappy.

[maryanimal]

Yes! I'm going toplay hide and seek. Everyone will count to twenty then try and find me!

PBM, when was the last time you accidently walked in on someone ____________? (fill in the blank)

ETA: Fuck. I must've been on a different page.

[OregonRed]

I haven't walked in on anyone_________ in quite a while.

TPBM is trembling with anticipation.

[pinemom]

Oh ya baby I get to see and TOUCH you!!!


tpbm...is making lists like crazy

[FIGJAM]

The only reason I list is because one leg is shorter than the other!

TPBM only uses half the stuff they bring to the playa.

[FeetOfClay]

actually, this is my first burn, so i dunno...but i CAN say that i am packing half of what i originally PLANNED to pack, cuz so many have told me "do not over pack!"

TPBM took a shower today, but needs to take another one, b/c the first one "didn't take". (in the words of George Costanza)

[TomServo]

Took one this morning...but it may rain soon, so I'll skip a second shower.

TPBM is hiring in Bakersfield

[theCryptofishist]

No, Fresno only.
TPBM hates Great Central Valley humor.

[Simon of the Playa]

if i knew where the central valley was chances are i would hate the humor as it's probably in california, and those people wouldnt know funny if it came up and bit them on the ass.

TPBM wears a Borscht belt to keep up their pants.

[AntiM]

Wrong, I'd have to wear pants.

TPBM can rock a muumuu.

[catinthefunnyhat]

All it takes is confidence?

I could totally pull this off, minus the beard. I own the accessories already.



TPBM is a fan of the other Homer.

[C187]

...and thanks to the Simpsons, I became a fan.

TPBM read Freud for Beginners for the artwork.

[theCryptofishist]

I hope I never read it, but I cannot really remember.
TPBM wishes there'd been a Gilbert and Sullivan for Beginners.

[AntiM]

Nah, do what my parents did and toss the new listener in headfirst.

TPBM now has a catchy aria stuck in their head.

[OregonRed]

Um.... I don't know if it qualifies as an aria.

TPBM prefers jazz to opera.

[theCryptofishist]

No way. Too much noodling.
TPBM wants ramen now.

[jella]

naw, got my fix of cup a salt yesterday for lunch.

TPBM is thinking about going to the beach Saturday

[theCryptofishist]

No. This isn't a foot statement, but it's still a mobility statement. And one I've answered before. For the record, I could buy a sand chair for $10,000 (or maybe that's the stair chair...) but otherwise I'm just literally spinning my wheels.
TPBM thinks I should attach an ice cream maker to my wheels so the spinning is not in vein.

[theCryptofishist]

No, I think that being stuck with ice cream doesn't really make up for the indignity.
TPBM thinks I should have used "vane"...

[catinthefunnyhat]

Weather vanes spin. I don't think ice cream takes the spin out of a vane, unless you put the vane into the ice cream, but why would you do that? On the other hand, veins don't spin at all, at least not in my experience.

...wait, what the fuck am I babbling about?

TPBM babbles in his/her sleep.

[theCryptofishist]

I leave the babbling to my stuffed animals...
TPBM never experiences age regression.