The best rumors you have heard about Burning Man this year.

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Post by H.G.Crosby » Sun Jun 24, 2012 9:44 pm

tupac's hologram will be teaching chakra adjustment and naked yoga every sunrise at center camp.


Dr. Dre will abolish the "no gun" rule on the playa, because, what the fuck, you think he sold them all?


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Post by FIGJAM » Sun Jun 24, 2012 9:46 pm

I have often been mistaken, but Never wrong!!! 8)
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Post by tattoogoddess » Sun Jun 24, 2012 9:55 pm

H.G.Crosby wrote:tupac's hologram will be teaching chakra adjustment and naked yoga every sunrise at center camp.
Not going to lie... that would be the shit!
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Post by gyre » Sun Jun 24, 2012 10:08 pm

When I went to the BET awards, they wanted me to clear everyone with felonies ahead of time.


And they wanted to know how many guns were coming in.

Different from the grammies.
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Post by Simon of the Playa » Sun Jun 24, 2012 10:12 pm

burning man...


come for the Art, stay for the yoga with Tupac's hologram.
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Post by Coastburner » Sun Jun 24, 2012 10:26 pm

Actually, due to the ongoing problems with the economy and the increasing cost of building materials, the man will actually be a hologram. The good news is they'll be able to increase the height of the man by 3 inches this year.
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Post by Roberto Dobbisano » Sun Jun 24, 2012 10:35 pm

a hologram of paul addis will destroy one of the projectors on tuesday night.
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Post by tattoogoddess » Mon Jun 25, 2012 12:59 am

That the playa is going to be in the best conditions yet out of all burns.


Thats been busted to
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Post by goathead » Mon Jun 25, 2012 4:15 am

Bruno and the town of Gerlach are all eagerly await TTITD.
Bruno is actually dropping the price of gas at the Shell station as his personal gift.
PG&E is going to hand out Welcome Home gift baskets to the first 50,000 people in the gate this year.
BLM has athorized the med tent to refill marijuana scripts.
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Post by Roberto Dobbisano » Fri Jun 29, 2012 5:05 pm

fourth of juPlaya will be over-run by computer geeks
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Post by Simon of the Playa » Tue Jul 03, 2012 7:37 pm

well played mayans, well played.
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Post by Sail Man » Wed Jul 04, 2012 9:50 am

Next years burn will be managed by Disney and the man will be modeled after Dopey. All sound camps will be relegated to showing spoofs on Disney movies. Though Comfort and Joy will be allowed to show a rousing rendition of The Little Spermaid.
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Post by gyre » Wed Jul 04, 2012 10:47 pm

http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/tix/3116375105.html

Do not buy Burning Man Tickets for more $!!! - $1 (Everywhere)

The dream for years has been a full circle Burning Man, not just from 2:00 - 10:00 but a 2:00 - 2:00, and there is supposed to be an announcement this month on the BLM decision.

This will allow up to 20,000 more tickets to be sold.

This will be announced soon in the Jack Rabbit Speaks email.

Do not pay high prices to scalpers! :)
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Post by Simon of the Playa » Thu Jul 05, 2012 6:21 am

Gyre, the world famous DJ and sound engineer will actually attend the event he knows SO much about.
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Post by goathead » Mon Jul 09, 2012 1:05 am

Sail Man wrote:Next years burn will be managed by Disney and the man will be modeled after Dopey. All sound camps will be relegated to showing spoofs on Disney movies. Though Comfort and Joy will be allowed to show a rousing rendition of The Little Spermaid.
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Post by catinthefunnyhat » Wed Jul 11, 2012 9:52 am

A surprise celebrity guest will be giving crafting tuTORIals :wink: in Centre Camp, sponsored by Michaels. Feathers, glitter, and pre-fab birdhouses will be provided... at prices so low, it's a "gift." (Bring your own glue guns, though).
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Post by knowmad » Wed Jul 11, 2012 11:24 am

catinthefunnyhat wrote:A surprise celebrity guest will be giving crafting tuTORIals :wink: in Centre Camp, sponsored by Michaels. Feathers, glitter, and pre-fab birdhouses will be provided... at prices so low, it's a "gift." (Bring your own glue guns, though).
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Post by theCryptofishist » Wed Jul 11, 2012 11:30 am

I'll be bringing my propane powered glue gun. The solar one only does warm melt...
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Post by Ugly Dougly » Wed Jul 11, 2012 1:25 pm

The Festival is going to be sponsored by Keystone "beer", in honor of our first Mormon president. Yay.
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Post by CLARKcon » Wed Jul 11, 2012 2:10 pm

Will have to pay an additional $400 per person fee for trespassing (BLM stipulation of the 1 year "Special Event" pass expiring at midnight Saturday night..it's in the very tiny type!) before being allowed to leave the event/exit from the playa...
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Post by Roberto Dobbisano » Thu Jul 12, 2012 3:32 pm

we are going to need more shovels.
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Post by catinthefunnyhat » Wed Jul 18, 2012 12:28 am

Coachella will be held during BM this year, out by the trash fence. :shock:
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Post by International Incident » Wed Jul 18, 2012 12:29 am

catinthefunnyhat wrote:Coachella will be held during BM this year, out by the trash fence. :shock:

Hey i just heard about that on Facebook.

Also did you hear that Justin Bieber is coming?
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Post by moonrise » Wed Jul 18, 2012 12:51 am

Nevada sold the playa to California, yay!

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Post by Ugly Dougly » Wed Jul 18, 2012 10:12 am

They got moonrise.




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Post by FIGJAM » Wed Jul 18, 2012 11:10 am

"YOU BASTARDS!!!"
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Post by Lonesomebri » Wed Jul 18, 2012 11:24 am

Center Camp is serving up Krug sparkling wine.
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Post by Mosin » Wed Jul 18, 2012 7:42 pm

Wrong. Center Camp will be serving California Coolers: Official Sponsor of the 2012 Burning Men Concert Series.
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Post by Savannah » Thu Jul 19, 2012 12:17 am

Lonesomebri wrote:Center Camp is serving up Krug sparkling wine.
. . . Garnished with a punch in the face.
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Post by gyre » Thu Jul 19, 2012 5:48 am

Did I just see a vodka ad about burning man?
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