The Bar

glynda · Post by **glynda** » Sun Sep 26, 2004 10:23 pm

*now* it's a party!!! yay!!!

yay!!! thanks for the bottle (on ice, i'm assuming)...

i have a new fun game i'm playing... it's called "fight or hug"... so far, everyone has chosen "hug" and that's been cool... :-) yeah... i'm liking the hugs... it turns even the biggest drunks away from the "fight"... :-D

and.... um... i'll need another bottle... i "accidentally" poured this one all over your cute little shirt!!!

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Sun Sep 26, 2004 10:31 pm

glynda wrote:... i'll need another bottle... i "accidentally" poured this one all over your cute little shirt!!!

Has anyone notice that Sensei hasn't ordered yet? I've been waiting for the right moment, that's all. I'll have Tish's shirt, please.

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Sun Sep 26, 2004 10:33 pm

ooohhhh!!! shit, glynda!! Now my little shirt's all wet! darn it!

Well, here's more champagne for you, baby!! Of *course* it's on ice! And you're glass lights up...see? OOPS!! Oh, NO! All over your cute little corset!! Oh, honey, I'm SORRY!!

glynda · Post by **glynda** » Sun Sep 26, 2004 10:40 pm

no... no.... don't be sorry, sweetheart... i hated this top anyway... it was old & boring... i'll just toss it aside... :-D

and the leather underbust corset that i'm wearing??? it's just fine... champagne just beads off... no worries... it's almost waterproof!!!

um... i'll need another glass, though... i drank that one *much* too quickly...

(there was the shock of being wet in this hot, dry dessert!!! i couldn't help myself!!!)

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Sun Sep 26, 2004 11:18 pm

Sensei wrote:
glynda wrote:... i'll need another bottle... i "accidentally" poured this one all over your cute little shirt!!!
Has anyone notice that Sensei hasn't ordered yet? I've been waiting for the right moment, that's all. I'll have Tish's shirt, please.

I *had* noticed, actually...and the bidding is open for the shirt - please be creative kids!

Bambi of Finland · Post by **Bambi of Finland** » Sun Sep 26, 2004 11:27 pm

Just then the sound of a bunch of Harleys rumbled into the Parking lot,drowning out all sound in the bar, a few seconds later the front door flew open and in walked an Indian , a construction worker, a policeman, a cowboy, and a man in leather. The crowd grew silent. Wide-eyed and bushy- tailed, as usual, Bambi stumbled in and put some money in the jukebox. The men in uniform started dancing with each other. Samtzu fainted into Sensei's arms. tisha2 took off her wet shirt and joined in the dancing frenzy. Glynda was'nt sure if her "Fight or Hug" game was a good idea anymore. So she started dancing with tisha2. Mister jellyfish Mister just kept yelling for more grog, oblivious to his surroundings.
Hey Tisha2 ! Just thought I'd bring a few friends with me. Just let me know what the damages are later, and don't add in the therapy Sensei is going to need after this is all over.

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Sun Sep 26, 2004 11:35 pm

* Sensei drops Samtzu like the deadbeat he is *

Uh, I think I'm in the wrong bar. Check please?

Bambi of Finland · Post by **Bambi of Finland** » Sun Sep 26, 2004 11:42 pm

Hey are'nt you more worried that no one has even asked you to dance? This bar is for everyone, you are welcome here. (Those men in uniform are really the female weightlifting team from Russia) Nos drovya! (?)

Captain Goddammit · Post by **Captain Goddammit** » Sun Sep 26, 2004 11:53 pm

Sensei wrote:* Sensei drops Samtzu like the deadbeat he is *

Oh... I didn't know you were *with* him to begin with...

Captain Goddammit · Post by **Captain Goddammit** » Sun Sep 26, 2004 11:59 pm

Oh, and as usual, unlimited margaritas right over here!

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Sun Sep 26, 2004 11:59 pm

Jeez. Now the Capt. is hitting on me. I knew I was in the wrong bar.

Bambi of Finland · Post by **Bambi of Finland** » Mon Sep 27, 2004 12:05 am

We just can't get passed the black dress.You really should take it off now.

Captain Goddammit · Post by **Captain Goddammit** » Mon Sep 27, 2004 12:09 am

No, leave it on, leave it on!
That's gonna be a "virgin" margarita for you, Sensei!

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Mon Sep 27, 2004 12:12 am

Taxi!

* Sensei hops in back of cab, slamming door *

Take me out of this thread, and step on it.

Bambi of Finland · Post by **Bambi of Finland** » Mon Sep 27, 2004 12:17 am

Don't worry he'll be back, they always come back.

Bambi of Finland · Post by **Bambi of Finland** » Mon Sep 27, 2004 12:20 am

Thanks tisha2 I've gotta run . the Capt will keep these people in line, Hey People ! Nobody Fucks with the Capt. Alright!

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Mon Sep 27, 2004 1:43 am

So Tish I will gift you a bottle of Tuacca and a little bit of sugar. I am shaking my ass in the most Ricky Martin way. With my backside shaking like this the shirt won't stay on long.

I am back from the gig and feeling a bit of the whiskey coursing through my viens and wondering how the hell I will wake up at 6:00 in the AM. Serve me a few red bull and jaeger shots and I will just make it an all nighter.

Oh and drop a bit of CCR on the jukebox to give everyone some singing music.

Oh and oh chivalry never died you just never met me.

Jason

InvisibleMan · Post by **InvisibleMan** » Mon Sep 27, 2004 2:01 am

does this bar serve any food missus? im starved... ill gladly be your slave for a day if u feed me.

otherwise,one bloody mary please, with an extra celery stalks at midnight if u have it. Bennicula needs to eat.

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Mon Sep 27, 2004 7:02 am

What the hell am I doing laying on the floor?.... what's that funny taste in my mouth?... and what the hell is this bill for $207.75 doing pinned to my fucking shirt!!??

... Hey! Where's all the nekked wimmin?...

Do you have something to do with this??

Mister Jellyfish Mister · Post by **Mister Jellyfish Mister** » Mon Sep 27, 2004 7:29 am

Happy hangover, all!

Innkeeper, if you kindly would: a spicey mary with olive juice in a glass rimmed with playa dust.

running in to you like this without warning
is like the smell of tequila in the morning

-the crashtest dummies

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Sep 27, 2004 9:10 am

(I know I'm going to regret this)

Surprise me.

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Mon Sep 27, 2004 9:14 am

*popping up from behind the bar*
wha? -erf...i'm up, i'm up...
*stretch*
aammmmeeeyahhh...!

Crypto! Bout time you made it in...let's see..ooh! Here's some interesting
leftovers...okay, a little o' this, and, ooh yeah! some a that! Hmmm...a little juice...and *shakeshakeshake*...top with a live worm and serve!
Goood morning!

And, Jellyfish, right...one spicy Mary. Seems appropriate, considering all the man action last night... although I don't remember much after the grog...and...the dancing...and did I sing Proud Mary on the bar?...oy.

i dreamed my friend Glynda was here! hey, where's my shirt? Did Samtzu pay that fucking bill? What's this...a bottle of Tuaca with a
bow on it! My favorite! Where did that come from...

i'm going to the casino for the breakfast buffet.

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Mon Sep 27, 2004 9:21 am

Sensei wrote:Jeez. Now the Capt. is hitting on me. I knew I was in the wrong bar.

nah. he'll hit on anyone, in any bar.

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Mon Sep 27, 2004 9:23 am

bet ya'll didn't even notice me coming in..

shit. maybe that's cause you're all passed out drunk.

seriously.

i need a drink.

and some of you are meant to be at work right now!

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Mon Sep 27, 2004 9:36 am

Hey barkeep! This place open yet?

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Mon Sep 27, 2004 9:36 am

Good morning, Rian!
...sorry 'bout the mess...the, uh, janitor hasn't been in yet...

Let's see, are you a Mimosa kind o' gal, or an Irish Coffee kind o' gal? Or maybe one of these here spicy Mary's...?

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Mon Sep 27, 2004 9:39 am

buckethead alien wrote:Hey barkeep! This place open yet?

yeah, yeah, we're open! But keep it down, wouldja...there's a hangover or two
holding a few of us hostage in here.

*whisper* what'll it be? (not nether regions...just a whisper)

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Sep 27, 2004 9:40 am

Hm. I suppose all that swimming in place does deplete my protien.

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Mon Sep 27, 2004 9:42 am

Jim Beam. One cube. Thanks.

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Mon Sep 27, 2004 9:45 am

tisha2 wrote:Good morning, Rian!
...sorry 'bout the mess...the, uh, janitor hasn't been in yet...

Let's see, are you a Mimosa kind o' gal, or an Irish Coffee kind o' gal? Or maybe one of these here spicy Mary's...?

mimosas were yesterday.
Bloody Mary it is!
Thank god!

The Bar

In search of love via my stomach...

Crashtest Dummies