The Bar

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Mon Sep 27, 2004 10:21 am

Ummm... bartender, here's my Visa... take the tab off of that... and if you hear a little voice ordering something, please ignore him. He's with me, but he's not with me.... if you get what I mean...

... could I get some Glenlivit? A double...

Ignore that... I'll just have a club soda, please...

... with two straws, and a beer back...

Shaddup...

shitmouse · Post by **shitmouse** » Mon Sep 27, 2004 10:30 am

tisha2 wrote:
shitmouse wrote:i'll take a "prairy fire" please.
-((good) tequila, with about 4 shakes of tabasco).
i'll be over here.
thank you.
-b
Shit! er...
Sorry to keep you waiting, baby...had to tend to some, ah, business...in the back.
Here ya' go honey, Sauza with the sauce.
think I'll have one, too. 'Tis been a doozy of a day.
*clink*

cheers! why thank you! if your going to the decomm, come by the giant mag glass in the park, and i'll make you a groovin' margarita.
-b

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Mon Sep 27, 2004 10:33 am

Hey Samtzu. I heard about you and Becca. Nice going there. Can I buy you one to celebrate? Tisha! Lemme buy Sammy here a round.

Rob the Wop · Post by **Rob the Wop** » Mon Sep 27, 2004 10:42 am

I'll have a Tanqueray and Tonic with a twist of lime, if you please. Or a double straight shot of French Oak aged Glenlivet.

If not, then anything with a little umbrella that can strip paint off walls.

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Mon Sep 27, 2004 10:42 am

My Favorite Alien wrote:

Hey Samtzu. I heard about you and Becca. Nice going there. Can I buy you one to celebrate? Tisha! Lemme buy Sammy here a round.

I don't remember...I don't remember...I don't remember...I don't remember...I don't remember...I don't remember...I don't remember...

... I do!! It was fun!!!...

Shaddup!

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Mon Sep 27, 2004 10:48 am

samtzu wrote:My Favorite Alien wrote:
Hey Samtzu. I heard about you and Becca. Nice going there. Can I buy you one to celebrate? Tisha! Lemme buy Sammy here a round.
I don't remember...I don't remember...I don't remember...I don't remember...I don't remember...I don't remember...I don't remember...

... I do!! It was fun!!!...

Shaddup!

How 'bout I buy the little guy one then? That okay with you Sambone?

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Sep 27, 2004 10:57 am

Rob the Wop wrote: If not, then anything with a little umbrella that can strip paint off walls.

So that's what those little umbrellas are for. And I've been stripping paint off walls the old-fasioned way, with scrapers and toads.

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Mon Sep 27, 2004 11:08 am

shoulda known Monday morning would be this Bar's "Happy Hour"...

allright, a shot o beam with a rock for Buckethead...(one of my favorite nightcaps, BTW)

A super-spicy Mary for Rian with a whole buttload of pickled veggies...also BTW, for all you Mary fans, we have the *BEST* at our bar in Cafe Village thanks to resident bartender, Bloody Mary Jack. Y'all have to stop in next year and see what I mean...

Sam, nice doin' business with you! And here's a club soda - oh and Congratulations, honey!! I heard the good news!
...hey, buddy, doncha wanna add a tip to that?...

Shitmouse!...thanks for the offer of a Margarita for me at SF Decom, sweetie, but SF is a bit of a haul from Humboldt County...we'll be having our own this weekend. Yippee!!

Rob, dear - Because I can, here's a Tanqueray and Tonic with a twist of lime AND a double straight shot of French Oak aged Glenlivet, and just to be safe, a jigger of paintthinner with a pretty lilttle umbrella in it! Happy Monday!

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Mon Sep 27, 2004 11:10 am

theCryptofishist wrote:
Rob the Wop wrote: If not, then anything with a little umbrella that can strip paint off walls.
So that's what those little umbrellas are for. And I've been stripping paint off walls the old-fasioned way, with scrapers and toads.

toads??

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Sep 27, 2004 11:12 am

tisha2 wrote:
theCryptofishist wrote:
Rob the Wop wrote: If not, then anything with a little umbrella that can strip paint off walls.
So that's what those little umbrellas are for. And I've been stripping paint off walls the old-fasioned way, with scrapers and toads.
toads??

Yup. All other creatures are put on this earth for the use of fishes. Just consult your bible, Moby Dick.

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Mon Sep 27, 2004 11:13 am

So <I>what's</I> Sam Jr. having anyway?

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Mon Sep 27, 2004 11:16 am

ah, fabulous breakfast.
can ya make me another?
and hey, rob, is that stool next to you open??
mind if i, uh....

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Mon Sep 27, 2004 11:17 am

theCryptofishist wrote:
tisha2 wrote:
theCryptofishist wrote: So that's what those little umbrellas are for. And I've been stripping paint off walls the old-fasioned way, with scrapers and toads.
toads??
Yup. All other creatures are put on this earth for the use of fishes. Just consult your bible, Moby Dick.

of course, but I'm wondering how exactly *toads* are used to remove paint...?

Buckethead Alien wrote: So what's Sam Jr. having anyway?

He's awfully quiet isn't he?...Maybe Sam finally got him under control. OH! I hope he didn't hurt him!!

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Mon Sep 27, 2004 11:19 am

Rian Jackson wrote:ah, fabulous breakfast.
can ya make me another?

You got it, babe. The breakfast of champions!!

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Sep 27, 2004 11:23 am

tisha2 wrote:
theCryptofishist wrote:
tisha2 wrote: toads??
Yup. All other creatures are put on this earth for the use of fishes. Just consult your bible, Moby Dick.
of course, but I'm wondering how exactly *toads* are used to remove paint...?

Trade seacret, m'dear. You're going have to get me pretty drunk to find out.

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Mon Sep 27, 2004 11:58 am

whoa...the quotes are making me dizzy...must need another drink...

theCryptofishist wrote:
tisha2 wrote:
theCryptofishist wrote:Yup. All other creatures are put on this earth for the use of fishes. Just consult your bible, Moby Dick.
of course, but I'm wondering how exactly *toads* are used to remove paint...?
Trade seacret, m'dear. You're going have to get me pretty drunk to find out.

sounds like a challenge to me...
*lines up shot glasses*
hmmm....let's start with some Jaeger, eh? *pour* And then...a Jameson's! *pour* hmmm, then a....

dragonfly Jafe · Post by **dragonfly Jafe** » Mon Sep 27, 2004 12:04 pm

You lick the toad, then the paint peels away in your mind (along with everything else, based on Homer's experience at least...)

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Sep 27, 2004 12:06 pm

WARNING!!!!
I drink like a fish.

Simply Joel · Post by **Simply Joel** » Mon Sep 27, 2004 12:07 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:WARNING!!!!
I drink like a fish.

is that your nether region speaking or what?

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Mon Sep 27, 2004 12:07 pm

(stands on bar stool)

Call me Ishmael. Some years ago, never mind how many I was on the crew of the whaleship Pequod when Captain Ahab took her on his mad quest . . .

(is told to sit down by Crypto)

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Sep 27, 2004 12:09 pm

Simply Joel wrote:
theCryptofishist wrote:WARNING!!!!
I drink like a fish.
is that your nether region speaking or what?

Do you dare to plumb the nether region of this fishy? Think Marianas. . .

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Mon Sep 27, 2004 12:10 pm

dragonfly Jafe wrote:You lick the toad, then the paint peels away in your mind (along with everything else, based on Homer's experience at least...)

Yay!!! Fabulous answer!! You win my champagne soaked shirt from last night!! dunt-dunta-NAA!!

And Buckethead - you're cut off.

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Mon Sep 27, 2004 12:11 pm

tisha2 wrote:

Buckethead Alien wrote:
So what's Sam Jr. having anyway?

He's awfully quiet isn't he?...Maybe Sam finally got him under control. OH! I hope he didn't hurt him!!

Well, I try to come in here when no one's looking at work... Have a shot, scamper back out.

As for Sam Jr., he's on the wagon...
... a BIG wagon, by the way...
Shaddup!... As I was saying, he's on the wagon for awhile. I tried choking him, but he enjoyed it too much...
...like choking a chicken, it was... whoo-hoo!!...
Shaddup!
... a BIG chicken...
Excuse me while I put him away for awhile...

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Mon Sep 27, 2004 12:13 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:
Simply Joel wrote:
theCryptofishist wrote:WARNING!!!!
I drink like a fish.
is that your nether region speaking or what?
Do you dare to plumb the nether region of this fishy? Think Marianas. . .

whoa. that would some big, ah, red, nether region.

"The Marianas Trench:
It's the deepest spot in any ocean of the world."

hmmm....

Oh! and Joel's here! Care for a drink?

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Mon Sep 27, 2004 12:17 pm

tisha2 wrote:And Buckethead - you're cut off.

After only one drink? And I didn't even piss in the ferns or anything yet.

*takes up harpoons and stalks out*

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Mon Sep 27, 2004 12:24 pm

is it legal to drink and drive on the eplaya?

if so...

I'll take a macallan 12 with a dash of water
1 number 3 painkiller
a pilsner urquell
oh, and a dbl margarita, from scratch, up, in a bucket

oh, and Rian wants an arabic coffee (she'll make it herself) with a double dash of dalwhinie.

Just when I thought the eplaya had nothing left to offer me the goddamned bar opens. I love burning man!

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Sep 27, 2004 12:26 pm

stuart wrote:is it legal to drink and drive on the eplaya?

What are you driving, Stuart?

Simply Joel · Post by **Simply Joel** » Mon Sep 27, 2004 12:38 pm

I was really making a concerted effort to stay out of this place... but the need for a stiff drink has presented itself once again.

Bartender, a smoky single malt scotch, straight up... and where is the non-tobacco smoking area in the bar?

and a Guiness to chase the scotch with, if you would.

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Mon Sep 27, 2004 12:40 pm

* door opens, Sensei crawls in on all fours and (with the greatest effort) pulls himself up on a barstool *

Oooooh, my achin' head. I don't remember a thing from last night, and please don't tell me... I woke up around 4 and puked up a shirt sleeve. It tasted 'fizzy' if that means anything. A little hair of the dog (HOTD) is what Sensei needs. Bloody Mary, please. And I'm skipping breakfast and lunch, so can I get two celery stalks?

So... While I try to get it together here, howzabout a report from Rian on the festivities up in Vancouver? Oooooh, my achin' head.

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Mon Sep 27, 2004 12:43 pm

stuart wrote:is it legal to drink and drive on the eplaya?

if so...

I'll take a macallan 12 with a dash of water
1 number 3 painkiller
a pilsner urquell
oh, and a dbl margarita, from scratch, up, in a bucket

oh, and Rian wants an arabic coffee (she'll make it herself) with a double dash of dalwhinie.

Just when I thought the eplaya had nothing left to offer me the goddamned bar opens. I love burning man!

Glad to be of service, baby! Now THAT is a bar order!! Who told you Margis from scratch up were my specialty? (no offense, Captain...haven't tried yers) As long as I'm makin' em, how about a round of the same all around!!

the driving question...just be responsible, i guess...

Now I've got to run some errands...somebody keep an eye on things, eh?