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- samtzu
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Ummm... bartender, here's my Visa... take the tab off of that... and if you hear a little voice ordering something, please ignore him. He's with me, but he's not with me.... if you get what I mean...
... could I get some Glenlivit? A double...
Ignore that... I'll just have a club soda, please...
... with two straws, and a beer back...
Shaddup...
... could I get some Glenlivit? A double...
Ignore that... I'll just have a club soda, please...
... with two straws, and a beer back...
Shaddup...
The revolutionary does not grow up because he cannot grow, while the creative individual cannot grow up because he keeps growing ~~ Eric Hoffer
tisha2 wrote:shitmouse wrote:i'll take a "prairy fire" please.
-((good) tequila, with about 4 shakes of tabasco).
i'll be over here.
thank you.
-b
Shit! er...
Sorry to keep you waiting, baby...had to tend to some, ah, business...in the back.
Here ya' go honey, Sauza with the sauce.
think I'll have one, too. 'Tis been a doozy of a day.
*clink*
cheers! why thank you! if your going to the decomm, come by the giant mag glass in the park, and i'll make you a groovin' margarita.
-b
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- buckethead alien
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Hey Samtzu. I heard about you and Becca. Nice going there. Can I buy you one to celebrate? Tisha! Lemme buy Sammy here a round.
Buckethead, Buckethead you are like an Alien
Buckethead, Buckethead your head is like a dish
Buckethead, Buckethead sometimes you wear the Maybelline
Buckethead, Buckethead sometimes you're full of fish
Buckethead, Buckethead your head is like a dish
Buckethead, Buckethead sometimes you wear the Maybelline
Buckethead, Buckethead sometimes you're full of fish
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My Favorite Alien wrote:
I don't remember...I don't remember...I don't remember...I don't remember...I don't remember...I don't remember...I don't remember...
... I do!! It was fun!!!...
Shaddup!
Hey Samtzu. I heard about you and Becca. Nice going there. Can I buy you one to celebrate? Tisha! Lemme buy Sammy here a round.
I don't remember...I don't remember...I don't remember...I don't remember...I don't remember...I don't remember...I don't remember...
... I do!! It was fun!!!...
Shaddup!
The revolutionary does not grow up because he cannot grow, while the creative individual cannot grow up because he keeps growing ~~ Eric Hoffer
- buckethead alien
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samtzu wrote:My Favorite Alien wrote:Hey Samtzu. I heard about you and Becca. Nice going there. Can I buy you one to celebrate? Tisha! Lemme buy Sammy here a round.
I don't remember...I don't remember...I don't remember...I don't remember...I don't remember...I don't remember...I don't remember...
... I do!! It was fun!!!...
Shaddup!
How 'bout I buy the little guy one then? That okay with you Sambone?
Buckethead, Buckethead you are like an Alien
Buckethead, Buckethead your head is like a dish
Buckethead, Buckethead sometimes you wear the Maybelline
Buckethead, Buckethead sometimes you're full of fish
Buckethead, Buckethead your head is like a dish
Buckethead, Buckethead sometimes you wear the Maybelline
Buckethead, Buckethead sometimes you're full of fish
- theCryptofishist
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shoulda known Monday morning would be this Bar's "Happy Hour"...
allright, a shot o beam with a rock for Buckethead...(one of my favorite nightcaps, BTW)
A super-spicy Mary for Rian with a whole buttload of pickled veggies...also BTW, for all you Mary fans, we have the *BEST* at our bar in Cafe Village thanks to resident bartender, Bloody Mary Jack. Y'all have to stop in next year and see what I mean...
Sam, nice doin' business with you! And here's a club soda - oh and Congratulations, honey!! I heard the good news!
...hey, buddy, doncha wanna add a tip to that?...
Shitmouse!...thanks for the offer of a Margarita for me at SF Decom, sweetie, but SF is a bit of a haul from Humboldt County...we'll be having our own this weekend. Yippee!!
Rob, dear - Because I can, here's a Tanqueray and Tonic with a twist of lime AND a double straight shot of French Oak aged Glenlivet, and just to be safe, a jigger of paintthinner with a pretty lilttle umbrella in it! Happy Monday!
allright, a shot o beam with a rock for Buckethead...(one of my favorite nightcaps, BTW)
A super-spicy Mary for Rian with a whole buttload of pickled veggies...also BTW, for all you Mary fans, we have the *BEST* at our bar in Cafe Village thanks to resident bartender, Bloody Mary Jack. Y'all have to stop in next year and see what I mean...
Sam, nice doin' business with you! And here's a club soda - oh and Congratulations, honey!! I heard the good news!
...hey, buddy, doncha wanna add a tip to that?...
Shitmouse!...thanks for the offer of a Margarita for me at SF Decom, sweetie, but SF is a bit of a haul from Humboldt County...we'll be having our own this weekend. Yippee!!
Rob, dear - Because I can, here's a Tanqueray and Tonic with a twist of lime AND a double straight shot of French Oak aged Glenlivet, and just to be safe, a jigger of paintthinner with a pretty lilttle umbrella in it! Happy Monday!
- theCryptofishist
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Yup. All other creatures are put on this earth for the use of fishes. Just consult your bible, Moby Dick.tisha2 wrote:theCryptofishist wrote:So that's what those little umbrellas are for. And I've been stripping paint off walls the old-fasioned way, with scrapers and toads.Rob the Wop wrote:If not, then anything with a little umbrella that can strip paint off walls.
toads??
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theCryptofishist wrote:Yup. All other creatures are put on this earth for the use of fishes. Just consult your bible, Moby Dick.tisha2 wrote:theCryptofishist wrote:So that's what those little umbrellas are for. And I've been stripping paint off walls the old-fasioned way, with scrapers and toads.
toads??
of course, but I'm wondering how exactly *toads* are used to remove paint...?
Buckethead Alien wrote: So what's Sam Jr. having anyway?
He's awfully quiet isn't he?...Maybe Sam finally got him under control. OH! I hope he didn't hurt him!!
- theCryptofishist
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Trade seacret, m'dear. You're going have to get me pretty drunk to find out.tisha2 wrote:theCryptofishist wrote:Yup. All other creatures are put on this earth for the use of fishes. Just consult your bible, Moby Dick.tisha2 wrote:theCryptofishist wrote:So that's what those little umbrellas are for. And I've been stripping paint off walls the old-fasioned way, with scrapers and toads.
toads??
of course, but I'm wondering how exactly *toads* are used to remove paint...?
whoa...the quotes are making me dizzy...must need another drink...
sounds like a challenge to me...
*lines up shot glasses*
hmmm....let's start with some Jaeger, eh? *pour* And then...a Jameson's! *pour* hmmm, then a....
theCryptofishist wrote:Trade seacret, m'dear. You're going have to get me pretty drunk to find out.tisha2 wrote:theCryptofishist wrote:Yup. All other creatures are put on this earth for the use of fishes. Just consult your bible, Moby Dick.tisha2 wrote:theCryptofishist wrote:So that's what those little umbrellas are for. And I've been stripping paint off walls the old-fasioned way, with scrapers and toads.
toads??
of course, but I'm wondering how exactly *toads* are used to remove paint...?
sounds like a challenge to me...
*lines up shot glasses*
hmmm....let's start with some Jaeger, eh? *pour* And then...a Jameson's! *pour* hmmm, then a....
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tisha2 wrote:
Well, I try to come in here when no one's looking at work... Have a shot, scamper back out.
As for Sam Jr., he's on the wagon...
... a BIG wagon, by the way...
Shaddup!... As I was saying, he's on the wagon for awhile. I tried choking him, but he enjoyed it too much...
...like choking a chicken, it was... whoo-hoo!!...
Shaddup!
... a BIG chicken...
Excuse me while I put him away for awhile...
Buckethead Alien wrote:So what's Sam Jr. having anyway?
He's awfully quiet isn't he?...Maybe Sam finally got him under control. OH! I hope he didn't hurt him!!
Well, I try to come in here when no one's looking at work... Have a shot, scamper back out.
As for Sam Jr., he's on the wagon...
... a BIG wagon, by the way...
Shaddup!... As I was saying, he's on the wagon for awhile. I tried choking him, but he enjoyed it too much...
...like choking a chicken, it was... whoo-hoo!!...
Shaddup!
... a BIG chicken...
Excuse me while I put him away for awhile...
The revolutionary does not grow up because he cannot grow, while the creative individual cannot grow up because he keeps growing ~~ Eric Hoffer
theCryptofishist wrote:Do you dare to plumb the nether region of this fishy? Think Marianas. . .Simply Joel wrote:theCryptofishist wrote:WARNING!!!!
I drink like a fish.
is that your nether region speaking or what?
whoa. that would some big, ah, red, nether region.
"The Marianas Trench:
It's the deepest spot in any ocean of the world."
hmmm....
Oh! and Joel's here! Care for a drink?
- buckethead alien
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is it legal to drink and drive on the eplaya?
if so...
I'll take a macallan 12 with a dash of water
1 number 3 painkiller
a pilsner urquell
oh, and a dbl margarita, from scratch, up, in a bucket
oh, and Rian wants an arabic coffee (she'll make it herself) with a double dash of dalwhinie.
Just when I thought the eplaya had nothing left to offer me the goddamned bar opens. I love burning man!
if so...
I'll take a macallan 12 with a dash of water
1 number 3 painkiller
a pilsner urquell
oh, and a dbl margarita, from scratch, up, in a bucket
oh, and Rian wants an arabic coffee (she'll make it herself) with a double dash of dalwhinie.
Just when I thought the eplaya had nothing left to offer me the goddamned bar opens. I love burning man!
call me baby
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* door opens, Sensei crawls in on all fours and (with the greatest effort) pulls himself up on a barstool *
Oooooh, my achin' head. I don't remember a thing from last night, and please don't tell me... I woke up around 4 and puked up a shirt sleeve. It tasted 'fizzy' if that means anything. A little hair of the dog (HOTD) is what Sensei needs. Bloody Mary, please. And I'm skipping breakfast and lunch, so can I get two celery stalks?
So... While I try to get it together here, howzabout a report from Rian on the festivities up in Vancouver? Oooooh, my achin' head.
Oooooh, my achin' head. I don't remember a thing from last night, and please don't tell me... I woke up around 4 and puked up a shirt sleeve. It tasted 'fizzy' if that means anything. A little hair of the dog (HOTD) is what Sensei needs. Bloody Mary, please. And I'm skipping breakfast and lunch, so can I get two celery stalks?
So... While I try to get it together here, howzabout a report from Rian on the festivities up in Vancouver? Oooooh, my achin' head.
stuart wrote:is it legal to drink and drive on the eplaya?
if so...
I'll take a macallan 12 with a dash of water
1 number 3 painkiller
a pilsner urquell
oh, and a dbl margarita, from scratch, up, in a bucket
oh, and Rian wants an arabic coffee (she'll make it herself) with a double dash of dalwhinie.
Just when I thought the eplaya had nothing left to offer me the goddamned bar opens. I love burning man!
Glad to be of service, baby! Now THAT is a bar order!! Who told you Margis from scratch up were my specialty? (no offense, Captain...haven't tried yers) As long as I'm makin' em, how about a round of the same all around!!
the driving question...just be responsible, i guess...
Now I've got to run some errands...somebody keep an eye on things, eh?
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