The Bar

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Mon Sep 27, 2004 12:47 pm

you need these

http://www.lef.org/newshop/items/item00205.html

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tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Mon Sep 27, 2004 12:48 pm

Simply Joel wrote:I was really making a concerted effort to stay out of this place...

I noticed...

Simply Joel wrote:but the need for a stiff drink has presented itself once again.

yay for booze!

Simply Joel wrote:Bartender, a smoky single malt scotch, straight up... and where is the non-tobacco smoking area in the bar?

and a Guiness to chase the scotch with, if you would.

One perfectly aged single malt scotch, and a perfectly poured pint o Guiness...as for the non-smoking...hmmm, I might be the only one smoking, and I'll be happy to squash it while yer here.

And Sensei!! You look like shit!

okay, off for errands now for real. drink well kids!

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Mon Sep 27, 2004 12:52 pm

*jumps back in through the men's room window*

Heh heh, Tisha's gone.

Yo! Somebody get me a P.B.R.!

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Mon Sep 27, 2004 12:53 pm

tisha2 wrote:And Sensei!! You look like shit!

You'd be surprised how often I hear this. Or maybe not.

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Mon Sep 27, 2004 12:54 pm

Oh Shit! Where am I? And why am I wearing chaps? Please pass the Bushmills. No glasses just straight out of the bottle. Thank ya dawling

Simply Joel · Post by **Simply Joel** » Mon Sep 27, 2004 12:55 pm

tisha2 wrote:as for the non-smoking...hmmm, I might be the only one smoking, and I'll be happy to squash it while yer here.

you are welcome to smoke as you wish... again in another way...

where is your "non-tobacco" smoking area... not your non-smoking area.

and thanks for the drink... might as well build me another guiness when you get a chance.

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Mon Sep 27, 2004 1:48 pm

Sensei wrote:* door opens, Sensei crawls in on all fours and (with the greatest effort) pulls himself up on a barstool *

Oooooh, my achin' head. I don't remember a thing from last night, and please don't tell me... I woke up around 4 and puked up a shirt sleeve. It tasted 'fizzy' if that means anything. A little hair of the dog (HOTD) is what Sensei needs. Bloody Mary, please. And I'm skipping breakfast and lunch, so can I get two celery stalks?

So... While I try to get it together here, howzabout a report from Rian on the festivities up in Vancouver? Oooooh, my achin' head.

it was sweet, let me tell you.
i went to bed 'early' by comparison on both Friday (2:30) and saturday (5:30) I think i'm one of the few who didn't see sunrise.
Horns, halos, great spins from the DJs, chill rooms, costumes, vancouver burners. The glitterati even made an appearance! Ya'll missed out.

I can't figure out why sparkletarte didn't make it though. She shoulda been there. As should you, ya little hungover bastard.

Besides that, of course, there was brunch, another brunch, and some great hangout/costume hunting time with the lovely canadians.

and some great photos of me and tarafirma pillowfighting on playa cropped up.

work's a bitch!
can i get a whisky? straight, please.

Rob the Wop · Post by **Rob the Wop** » Mon Sep 27, 2004 2:02 pm

Rian Jackson wrote:ah, fabulous breakfast.
can ya make me another?
and hey, rob, is that stool next to you open??
mind if i, uh....

Hey, you're always on my mind. Course, being as you are a voice in my head, that's not hard to do. Course', sitting on my lap will require major brain sirgery- but what the hell- it's not like I was using it anyway.

And the neighbors are still alive, so the answer is a big no on that one.

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Mon Sep 27, 2004 2:07 pm

Rob the Wop wrote:
Rian Jackson wrote:ah, fabulous breakfast.
can ya make me another?
and hey, rob, is that stool next to you open??
mind if i, uh....

Hey, you're always on my mind. Course, being as you are a voice in my head, that's not hard to do. Course', sitting on my lap will require major brain sirgery- but what the hell- it's not like I was using it anyway.

And the neighbors are still alive, so the answer is a big no on that one.

lap sitting it is! *hops up*
much better. *smooch*
by, the way, there are some things i want to talk to you about in, uh, private.

i'll pm you later, when these freaks aren't around!*

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Mon Sep 27, 2004 2:10 pm

rob, you don't mind if i nibble your ear, do you?

*nibble, nibble*

quit squirming!

Rob the Wop · Post by **Rob the Wop** » Mon Sep 27, 2004 2:37 pm

Rian Jackson wrote:rob, you don't mind if i nibble your ear, do you?

*nibble, nibble*

quit squirming!

Which Rob are you speaking to? Normal Rob, Evil Rob, or 'Little Rob'?
I can only stop two out of three from squirming when you're nibbling on my ear while sitting in my lap. I'll let you guess which two.

dragonfly Jafe · Post by **dragonfly Jafe** » Mon Sep 27, 2004 2:43 pm

Got anything without Playa in it?

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Mon Sep 27, 2004 2:50 pm

Rob the Wop wrote:
Rian Jackson wrote:rob, you don't mind if i nibble your ear, do you?

*nibble, nibble*

quit squirming!

Which Rob are you speaking to? Normal Rob, Evil Rob, or 'Little Rob'?
I can only stop two out of three from squirming when you're nibbling on my ear while sitting in my lap. I'll let you guess which two.

well, so long as it's good squirming i don't mind so much.
i'll take all the robs in one package.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Sep 27, 2004 2:52 pm

Rian Jackson wrote: i'll take all the robs in one package.

Talk about your can of worms.

Drat! Now I'm hungrey again!

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Mon Sep 27, 2004 2:54 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:
Rian Jackson wrote: i'll take all the robs in one package.
Talk about your can of worms.

Drat! Now I'm hungrey again!

that doesn't sound very complimentary.
is that your nether region talking about hunger, crypto?

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Sep 27, 2004 3:00 pm

You darn air breathers think it's so easy to talk with your fancy lips and lungs. It's darn hard to talk as a fish, much less as a piscene nether region!

(Slides off bar stool and begins drifting.)

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Mon Sep 27, 2004 3:07 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:
(Slides off bar stool and begins drifting.)

Cryptofishy meant to wrote:(Slides off bar stool and begins flopping.)

love that bad grammar, don't we?
fuckit, man, i'm in the bar!

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Mon Sep 27, 2004 3:15 pm

Time for some nutrition a Guiness should fill that need.

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Mon Sep 27, 2004 4:08 pm

Howdy, kids -

Hey Rob and Rian...the rooms in back are for rent real cheap...a good joke would do the trick.

A guiness for the gentleman... [coy gaze - wink]

And could somebody throw this glass of water on Crypto?

And, Dragonfly, you must be kidding! EVERYTHING has playa in it and it tastes better that way, anyway! Help yourself, I'm off to a Muddy Waters Decom Dinner!! Behave, kids!

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Mon Sep 27, 2004 4:10 pm

thanks, barkeep!

so, rob, know any good jokes? any of you three? oh, i know: so there was this guy who killed his neighbors, right?....

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Mon Sep 27, 2004 4:21 pm

(Call in order....)

"Hiya... this is Sam! Hey... I called the wrong place... Is this the bar? Well, I'm off work in about five minutes so could you set me up a Tuolumne Tournaquet?? What is it? Take some Night Train, Ripple, Cribari, Red Mountain, and Two Buck Chuck.... throw it into the bathtub... have a logger jump in and thrash around for five minutes, and then squeeze his clothes out into a glass.

Smooth....

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Sep 27, 2004 4:31 pm

Where's she gonna find a logger in the desert?

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Mon Sep 27, 2004 4:35 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:Where's she gonna find a logger in the desert?

same place she'd find a boat and a whale and a pirate and a giant chandalier in the desert, of course.

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Mon Sep 27, 2004 4:52 pm

tisha2 wrote:A guiness for the gentleman... [coy gaze - wink]

You got me blushing, that or it is the alcohol but I am still fairly sober.

I match your coy gaze with a sheepish shy look.

Jason

Simply Joel · Post by **Simply Joel** » Mon Sep 27, 2004 5:12 pm

could i get a fucking drink around here?

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Mon Sep 27, 2004 5:16 pm

... a fucking drink??? I'll have what he's having....

Simply Joel · Post by **Simply Joel** » Mon Sep 27, 2004 5:29 pm

samtzu wrote:... a fucking drink??? I'll have what he's having....

two scotch, one for me and one for little sam, no ice... after all, you know what fish do it water.

Simply Joel · Post by **Simply Joel** » Mon Sep 27, 2004 5:30 pm

Simply Joel wrote:
samtzu wrote:... a fucking drink??? I'll have what he's having....
two scotch, one for me and one for little sam, no ice... after all, you know what fish do it water.

please.

glynda · Post by **glynda** » Mon Sep 27, 2004 5:40 pm

hey kids...

tisha2 gave me charge of the bar...

oh, yeah... i'm not as fast, but i make a mean drink given enough time...

tisha2 says that:

joel can have whatever the fuck he wants

samtzu's little voice---the fucking drinks are in the back...

sandwichman---tisha2 says she'll see *you* tomorrow...

(and then giggles...)

so, after a long day at the office, i've poured myself about 8 oz. of vodka over ice... we'll see how that does me...

glynda · Post by **glynda** » Mon Sep 27, 2004 5:42 pm

Simply Joel wrote:
Simply Joel wrote:
samtzu wrote:... a fucking drink??? I'll have what he's having....
two scotch, one for me and one for little sam, no ice... after all, you know what fish do it water.
please.

you got it, baby!!!