CRUSH THIS

Rob the Wop · Post by **Rob the Wop** » Fri Sep 24, 2004 10:15 am

I crush my testicles.

<uncrosses legs>

Okay, that's better. Go back to your regularly scheduled programming.

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Fri Sep 24, 2004 12:36 pm

Bobbi wrote:

I'm gonna crush Samtzu and Silver for being so damn grounded. The rest of you pirates can pull out yer wankers (virtual or non) and go...

Well, we crush you right back, Robbi. That day we met at 5:00 and Earth, both Silver and I were saying what a sweet lady you were, how we wanted to meet you, and how you made the best of a shitty situation... so to speak.

Whenever I pull out my wang, I'll think of you...

... Damn straight!...

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Fri Sep 24, 2004 12:39 pm

Rob the Wop wrote:

I crush my testicles.

<uncrosses legs>

Okay, that's better. Go back to your regularly scheduled programming.

I fully understand...

... although He has to raise his foot...

Tapestry · Post by **Tapestry** » Fri Sep 24, 2004 1:15 pm

Crushes:

Lesarra from Mendicino
Galaxy
Sara the roof flasher
Chemistry
Sadie (of course)
Jennifer the bass player

...and Lisa from Florida, one of the best people to ever walk the face of the Earth

Captain Goddammit · Post by **Captain Goddammit** » Fri Sep 24, 2004 6:51 pm

Rian Jackson wrote: we all know you're soft from sitting on the cruiser all day, sipping margaritas.
get off your ass, captain.

You're talking to someone who can JUMP from the ground into that 'Cruiser or onto the front deck... the Captain is no couch potato... Ask around.
Climbing in from the sissie step on the back is for YOU softies!

I don't sit at a desk all day...

robbidobbs · Post by **robbidobbs** » Sat Sep 25, 2004 8:31 am

samtzu wrote:Whenever I pull out my wang, I'll think of you...

... Damn straight!...

GUFFAW! You KNOW I have a crush on you! Ooh, baby, ooh baby.

I also have a crush on Sensei, and soooooo want to meet him off playa.

Today's news, I got my Alien Love Nest pendant yesterday in the mail. I earned the FUCK out of it, and now get to wear it proudly. Feline is one of my heroes.

And smooches to nipples for sending a gifty in the mail. Oooh, I'm all wiggly thinking about what my present's going to be.

I fucking LOVE this Community!

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Sep 27, 2004 8:56 am

We crush you back, Robbidobbs.

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Mon Sep 27, 2004 9:09 am

robbidobbs wrote:

Today's news, I got my Alien Love Nest pendant yesterday in the mail. I earned the FUCK out of it, and now get to wear it proudly.

Yeah, they keep finding stashes of them. It's kind of comic.
Similarly, i found out this weekend that i should have been given a 'sex slave' badge on playa this year, but due to distribution issues it didn't happen.
damn, all that work for nothing.

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Mon Sep 27, 2004 2:53 pm

I crush Rian. Yeah, yeah, I know. She's such a little flirt - men, women, young and old - she targets 'em all. And no matter how MAD she gets at you, she always finds room to forgive.

I also crush robbidobbs. We'd all like to think we're hardcore - but robbi walks the walk. Your my heroine, robbidobbs. If you ever make it up here to the Emerald City (true story - when the Seattle City Council was trying to come up with an 'official' bird for the city, 'flying monkees' almost won - dammit that they didn't) be sure to look up Sensei. We'll burn this popstand to the friggin' ground.

Rob the Wop · Post by **Rob the Wop** » Mon Sep 27, 2004 3:18 pm

Sensei wrote:I crush Rian. Yeah, yeah, I know. She's such a little flirt - men, women, young and old - she targets 'em all. And no matter how MAD she gets at you, she always finds room to forgive.

I also crush robbidobbs. We'd all like to think we're hardcore - but robbi walks the walk. Your my heroine, robbidobbs. If you ever make it up here to the Emerald City (true story - when the Seattle City Council was trying to come up with an 'official' bird for the city, 'flying monkees' almost won - dammit that they didn't) be sure to look up Sensei. We'll burn this popstand to the friggin' ground.

Two words:

TriSantaCon
(there's a silent 'ho' in there)

Be scared (the Red Menace cometh), be prepared (get a suit), be all the ho that you can be.

Portland, Dec. 4th.
Seattle, Dec. 11th.
Vancouver, Dec. 18th.

"I know what you're thinking, did he sing six carols or only five?
Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost
track myself. But being as this is the TriSantaCon, the most powerful
drunken holiday icon in the world, and would ho your head clean off,
you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel merry? Well, do
ya punk?"

Captain Goddammit · Post by **Captain Goddammit** » Mon Sep 27, 2004 7:21 pm

Rian Jackson wrote: Similarly, I found out this weekend that I should have been given a 'sex slave' badge on playa this year, but due to distribution issues it didn't happen.
damn, all that work on Captain Goddammit for nothing.

Those were for first-year Playacruizers... I'll see if I can get one to you. But I think you have to be cute, too.

sparkletarte · Post by **sparkletarte** » Mon Sep 27, 2004 7:52 pm

Um, excuse me, Captain? Was I a first year playacruizer, seeing as it was my first year on the playacruizer? And I'm cute, you know, so that part's covered.

Captain Goddammit · Post by **Captain Goddammit** » Mon Sep 27, 2004 8:02 pm

Well, yeah, you're very cute, a real doll, crushable in my book...
By "Playacruizer" I mean member of my camp, Johnny & the Playacruizers. (Bicycle repair and lots of etc., located at 9:00 & Esplanade every year).

Lydia Love · Post by **Lydia Love** » Mon Sep 27, 2004 9:31 pm

I am damn well putting together a santa suit.

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Mon Sep 27, 2004 9:35 pm

Me too, Lydia. I was born to do this...

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Mon Sep 27, 2004 10:22 pm

I crush Rob-the-Wop for the early heads-up:

Rob the Wop wrote:Portland, Dec. 4th.
Seattle, Dec. 11th.
Vancouver, Dec. 18th.

"I know what you're thinking, did he sing six carols or only five?
Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost
track myself. But being as this is the TriSantaCon, the most powerful
drunken holiday icon in the world, and would ho your head clean off,
you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel merry? Well, do
ya punk?"

Geez, I spend alot of time in this thread. Since I'm here, I'm gonna go ahead and crush tisha2 as well and make it 4 for the day... I mean, c'mon. How can you not crush our barkeep? Hmmmm?

Oh heck, let's just make it 5 for the day: I crush AntiM. She probably deserves it most. She keeps on keepin' on and I crush her for it while being amazed at her inner gumption.

Rob the Wop · Post by **Rob the Wop** » Mon Sep 27, 2004 11:45 pm

Sensei wrote:I crush Rob-the-Wop for the early heads-up:
Rob the Wop wrote:Portland, Dec. 4th.
Seattle, Dec. 11th.
Vancouver, Dec. 18th.

"I know what you're thinking, did he sing six carols or only five?
Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost
track myself. But being as this is the TriSantaCon, the most powerful
drunken holiday icon in the world, and would ho your head clean off,
you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel merry? Well, do
ya punk?"
Geez, I spend alot of time in this thread. Since I'm here, I'm gonna go ahead and crush tisha2 as well and make it 4 for the day... I mean, c'mon. How can you not crush our barkeep? Hmmmm?

Oh heck, let's just make it 5 for the day: I crush AntiM. She probably deserves it most. She keeps on keepin' on and I crush her for it while being amazed at her inner gumption.

Why, f'sure! And thanks.

I'm one of the organizers, along with Santi bretheren in arms in Seattle and Vancouver. SO as the time comes closer I'll give better start times and places. But get you cheap ass suit now. Oriental Trading Company has cheap suitz, even some shiny sequined Santi suits.

It's all good as long as you remember-
NEVER WASH YOUR SUIT!
Beer, blood, urine, semen, puke, it's all good and a mark of pride.

Rob the Wop · Post by **Rob the Wop** » Mon Sep 27, 2004 11:48 pm

And if you're Santa enough to make it through all three- you get cool stuff. In works.

Santa checked his list- and you're fucked.

robbidobbs · Post by **robbidobbs** » Tue Sep 28, 2004 12:02 am

Crushing Sensei over and over and over for making me LMFAO (see The Bar thread).

oh, and I found your underwear, Sensei. They were hanging from the ceiling fan when I came to...er...woke up this morning.

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Tue Sep 28, 2004 8:59 am

Captain Goddammit wrote:
Rian Jackson wrote: Similarly, I found out this weekend that I should have been given a 'sex slave' badge on playa this year, but due to distribution issues it didn't happen.
damn, all that work on Captain Goddammit for nothing.
Those were for first-year Playacruizers... I'll see if I can get one to you. But I think you have to be cute, too.

excuse me?!?!
actually, i heard a story from Pinky about walking into someone's RV....
but it wasn't me in that RV....

oh, so many thing i could say, so many thing i could say..
*ouch!* (biting tongue)

so you can get me my badge?? sweet. next year am i going to be there for one of Twinky's naked bacon maker breakfasts. i can't believe i missed that. and he was wearing clothes while he cooked this weekend.

btw, i heard CC has a need for some badges, too.

oh, so wait - only first year JPCers can give them out, or they are only given to first year JPC adoptees? I drove by a million times last year but never stopped in because there were always meetings happening.

oh, and i crushed little rob yesterday. wrong angle on the lap in the bar.

Captain Goddammit · Post by **Captain Goddammit** » Tue Sep 28, 2004 2:05 pm

Rian Jackson wrote: excuse me?!?!
actually, i heard a story from Pinky about walking into someone's RV....
but it wasn't me in that RV....

oh, so many thing i could say, so many thing i could say..
*ouch!* (biting tongue)

oh, so wait - only first year JPCers can give them out, or they are only given to first year JPC adoptees? I drove by a million times last year but never stopped in because there were always meetings happening.

All JPC members get an ID laminate with name and title. Newbies are generally titled "sex slave".
As for the need to be cute, I think you are, but you wanted to be known only as feisty and scary... those aren't the best "sex slave" qualities.

You're welcome to say anything you like regarding un-official activities that may have occurred in my RV... I doubt anyone has any confusion about what sort of things go on in that air-conditioned little sanctuary... there was a walk-in or two, who cares... hey, if people don't wanna knock first, I'm not responsible for what they get traumatized by...

PurpleKoosh · Post by **PurpleKoosh** » Fri Oct 01, 2004 5:10 pm

...dafydd's .sig would be enough to change my mind:

dafydd wrote:My thoughts are my own, and should not be construed to represent the official position of Burning Man in any way, shape, or form.
Particularly if I say something stupid.

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Mon Oct 04, 2004 12:51 am

I just gotta crush emily sparkle.

Not too many honest people like that can admit to making an honest mistake.

Awsome.

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Tue Oct 05, 2004 7:50 pm

Gotta crush tisha2 for "the Bar" Thread.

That is a very very happy thread.

Thanks.

Woodrow · Post by **Woodrow** » Tue Oct 05, 2004 7:53 pm

... Can I crush her, too?? Can I? Can I? I like her! She's cute. Great ass... And Fishy, too!!! Can I crush Fishy?? Can I? She's got alot going on inside, and believe me, I know!!!....

Hey! Where'd everybody go?

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Tue Oct 05, 2004 9:03 pm

settle down woody...I crush cheney because he looks like a cute little hard boiled egg ready to crack!

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Tue Oct 05, 2004 9:39 pm

Wow!! I got crushed!!

Sensei, Samtzu, ...you too Woody... , Cowboy Angel, DVD, Buckethead Alien, hell!! All y'all barflies!
Well, I crush every one o you mofos for making The Bar such a happy place!!! You are all so very sweet, and smart, and deep, and tricky, and funny as fuck!!!!! Thank you for making my days brighter and my nights, well, darker!

*ccrrrrrrrrruuuuuuuuuuuuusssssssshhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Tue Oct 05, 2004 9:47 pm

big cyber kiss to ya tish

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Tue Oct 05, 2004 10:30 pm

thanks, cowboy!! right back atcha!

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Wed Oct 06, 2004 3:51 am

tisha2 wrote:Wow!! I got crushed!!

Sensei, Samtzu, ...you too Woody... , Cowboy Angel, DVD, Buckethead Alien, hell!! All y'all barflies!
Well, I crush every one o you mofos for making The Bar such a happy place!!! You are all so very sweet, and smart, and deep, and tricky, and funny as fuck!!!!! Thank you for making my days brighter and my nights, well, darker!

*ccrrrrrrrrruuuuuuuuuuuuusssssssshhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*

Well, hell, it's been a while since BHA was crushed. Thanks! I crush you too.

By the way Woodrow? SIZE EQUALS maybe THREE!

CRUSH THIS

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One more thing.

Happy 400th Post!

If I wasn't already in love with him...