Feathers! (are treason)
Tickets! (are unfair)
Exodus! (how do I make it faster for me)
PnP Camps! (should be outlawed)
LEOs! (are unfair)
Guns! (are a religion)
"I'm a hot girl, give me a ticket (it's worked for me before)"
"I have a ticket for the right hot girl (hasn't worked for me yet)"
"I bave a baby, can I bring it? Is there someone to take care of it while I'm busy? I'm also looking for a free ticket."
"I'm planning to bring my $5000 bike, $4000 ($40,000) worth of DJ gear and sound equipment and my entire collection of vinyl, my great grandmother's wedding dress and my collection of pearls, my best shoes, my new significant other, my..., how can I protect them from getting lost, stolen or ruined?"
We haven't seen this one in a while: "Can someone give me a ride in/out, in their plane?"
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on Mon Jul 23, 2012 2:19 pm, edited 1 time in total.
increasing the signal to noise ratio with compassion