The Bar

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Tue Sep 28, 2004 3:31 am

* Sensei re-enters bar *

Whoa, I didn't 'go' anywhere. I just stepped out for a minute. If I would'a fired that up in here... Well, I don't like to think about the consequences.

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Tue Sep 28, 2004 3:36 am

*consequences*...in HERE?!

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Tue Sep 28, 2004 3:38 am

Ok, last call for all our sakes. Bartenders choice, once again. This one's on Larry(tm).

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Tue Sep 28, 2004 3:46 am

okay - I was gonna ignore that and go to bed, but you're still fucking here!

So - bartender's choice...a nightcap of Tillamore and nighty-night!

Woodrow · Post by **Woodrow** » Tue Sep 28, 2004 5:35 am

...ohhhhh...ooooohhhh....why am I on the floor..... where is everybody? Hell, where are my pants!! Wait a minute... I don't wear pants!... Why are there footprints all over me?.... BARTENDER!!.... fuck....BARTENDER...!!!!

... well, I musta had a good time... I hurt so bad I can't move.... wonder if I got laid last night?.... Ughh... think I'll head home for a reattachment...

Captain Goddammit · Post by **Captain Goddammit** » Tue Sep 28, 2004 6:30 am

tisha2 wrote:
Captain Goddammit wrote:Hey Tish... wow, by the way, that's a perfect name for a bartender, easy to say while very drunk...
Since you're the only girl in here right now, that makes you a perfect "ten"...
*Captain smiles smugly, knowing he's impressed the lady with his majic way with words*
riiiight...been there...twice tonight!

did I already say:
tish (easy to say when drunk)" wrote:
you sick f$%^&*er!!
(not easy to cut&paste when drunk...)

Oh... musta' been before I came in... or while I was passed out...
So I'll try again. Tisha2... your eyes are like... uh... 2 blinky things on a burner's bike...

Simply Joel · Post by **Simply Joel** » Tue Sep 28, 2004 6:36 am

may i order breakfast?

bacon, hash browns, garden of earthly delights omlette (3 eggs, cheese, tomato, green peppers, onions, alfalfa sprouts, walnuts, cheese sauce over the top), whole wheat toast and coffee.
could you bring hot sauce and castup?

can i have a lone star beer too?

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Tue Sep 28, 2004 6:57 am

Howdy Joel. Anybody else in here? Congrats on the bonus. You buying?

Simply Joel · Post by **Simply Joel** » Tue Sep 28, 2004 7:07 am

breakfast for everyone...

as long as they order a donut and share.

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Tue Sep 28, 2004 7:17 am

Oh my god, here we go with the donuts again.

Joel, can you reach behind the bar and get me the Beam? I need to fire up this coffee.

dragonfly Jafe · Post by **dragonfly Jafe** » Tue Sep 28, 2004 7:19 am

Wow! looks like some party here last night! I'd love a Beam and coffee (hold the coffee)...

Woodrow · Post by **Woodrow** » Tue Sep 28, 2004 7:23 am

...Donuts?? I love donuts!! Gimme five.... Whoo! Whoo! Whoo!....

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Tue Sep 28, 2004 7:26 am

Speaking of whisky, I was reading the New York Post this morning and saw that Jack Daniels was reducing its proof from 86 to 80. That bottle back there behind Tish is going to be a collector's item.

Simply Joel · Post by **Simply Joel** » Tue Sep 28, 2004 7:51 am

buckethead alien wrote:Speaking of whisky, I was reading the New York Post this morning and saw that Jack Daniels was reducing its proof from 86 to 80. That bottle back there behind Tish is going to be a collector's item.

life as we know comes grinding to a halt.

next thing you know, we will all be eating at Taco Bell, ala "Demolition Man"

Rob the Wop · Post by **Rob the Wop** » Tue Sep 28, 2004 8:38 am

Lydia, re: strip clubs.

Sorry, but if you're going to hit the strip clubs, you have to hit Portland. We are the strip club capital of the USA. And real beer in them too.

We had the iTiTerod back in 2000. From 7am to 3am, non-stop strip clubs. We planned on 50 in the Portland area, but only managed to make it to 37. Worn the little relay number piece of cloth on our backs that said:

Portland iTiTerod 2000
69
"We came, we saw, we came."

Everyone had one pinned to their back. We had to stay at each club for a minimum of two girls.

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Tue Sep 28, 2004 8:38 am

Sensei wrote:
Apparently Lydia expects us to believe her when she wrote:...you know what? I have never fucking been in a strip club.
Not that I'm an expert or anything, ahem, but might I suggest we start at the Lusty Lady on 1st ave., right across the street from the Seattle Art Museum. I understand it's female owned and operated, and even unionized. We should feel good about what we're doin' , don'tcha think?

um... neither have i.... just never got around to it...........

Ivy · Post by **Ivy** » Tue Sep 28, 2004 8:45 am

I concur with Rob--of all the places I've been, Portland has by far the best strip clubs. And they actually have women that look like women, not the fake plastic silicone ones we get in LA. Blech. Hotties in Portland, for sure.

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Tue Sep 28, 2004 8:50 am

Good Lawdy.
Perfect, perfect night.
Coffee and playwriting. Burner bar with poi and hugs and kisses.
Then a bath and a muscle relaxant and... well, the rest is purely my business, but it sure was good.
And then, back to another burner bar in the morning.

How the fuck are you all?
Can i get an egg on an english muffin?
I could really use some food to make up for the lack of sleep.

*yawn, stretch*

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Tue Sep 28, 2004 9:08 am

Well, what the hell. Tisha? Somebody? Make it a Jack and Coke.

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Tue Sep 28, 2004 10:09 am

Hi Rian, good to see you.

Sounds like you had a pretty nice night.

Cheers

*clink*

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Tue Sep 28, 2004 10:21 am

Then a bath and a muscle relaxant

so much for Rian 'I don't do drugs' Jackson.

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Tue Sep 28, 2004 10:22 am

Tish, ever have a deliciously summery white wine sangria?

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Tue Sep 28, 2004 10:56 am

stuart wrote:
Then a bath and a muscle relaxant
so much for Rian 'I don't do drugs' Jackson.

that's *many* drugs, thank you very much.
besides, it was for pain, not for fun.
you'd begrudge me being able to move today?
i thought better of you.

stuie.

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Tue Sep 28, 2004 11:01 am

Hey, shut up down there you two. Can't you see there's DRINKING going on?

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Tue Sep 28, 2004 11:14 am

well, the rest is purely my business, but it sure was good.

sorry I misunderstood you. Erm, not that I was paying attention, that is.

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Tue Sep 28, 2004 11:27 am

stuart wrote:
well, the rest is purely my business, but it sure was good.
sorry I misunderstood you. Erm, not that I was paying attention, that is.

are you sure you misunderstood?
i doubt it.

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Tue Sep 28, 2004 11:28 am

buckethead alien wrote:Hey, shut up down there you two. Can't you see there's DRINKING going on?

speaking of, BHA, could you get me something?
surprise me.

Woodrow · Post by **Woodrow** » Tue Sep 28, 2004 11:36 am

... hey!!! Could I get a Tanquery and Alka-seltzer? Throw some grenadine in that and make it a pink Gin fizz... (to Rian) Hey Baby... what's cooking?....

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Tue Sep 28, 2004 11:43 am

*sudden stirring behind bar*

...erf...ack...wha...? sssnnrggle...snnrrrff

ooowwww!!!!

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Tue Sep 28, 2004 11:44 am

i doubt it.

overestimate me at your own risk seargent snuggly

The Bar

A breakfast I used to eat in Springfield, IL w/o beer.