The Bar

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Tue Sep 28, 2004 1:41 pm

On the juke box as we speak is Air "Another Day"

Thank you for the drink it will elude to babbling in between songs before long. Hope you all enjoy the tunes.

Jason

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Tue Sep 28, 2004 1:42 pm

Woodrow wrote:... music... Cool!! Let's dance!!! ....

Actually today it is a bit of a mixture from down afternoon grooves to a little bit of kind strumming with a few thump thumps in there.

Jason

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Tue Sep 28, 2004 1:44 pm

Oh and a bit of hard shit. got a little Helmet playaing as we speak.

Jason

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Tue Sep 28, 2004 1:47 pm

Sandwichman wrote:
Woodrow wrote:... music... Cool!! Let's dance!!! ....
Actually today it is a bit of a mixture from down afternoon grooves to a little bit of kind strumming with a few thump thumps in there.

Jason

Little Woodrow will dance to just about anything.

Come over here, you little pecker. Someone was asking about you before.

Woodrow · Post by **Woodrow** » Tue Sep 28, 2004 1:47 pm

... Helmet? I always wear a helmet... or a raincoat... whatever...

Woodrow · Post by **Woodrow** » Tue Sep 28, 2004 1:49 pm

Hey, Bucket Head... Nice shaped head, eh?... whadda' ya' want? ...

Whoa! What the hell is that...

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Tue Sep 28, 2004 1:56 pm

Hey Woodrow you little pecker. Have one of these. Hey can I get another secretion over here?!

Woodrow · Post by **Woodrow** » Tue Sep 28, 2004 2:00 pm

... oh... creamy!!! Hey, Bucket Head... introduce me to the bartender... she's cute... hey, pretty lights on the juke box... wow! This tastes great! Where's Sensei? He was here a little while ago... thanks for the drink...

Rob the Wop · Post by **Rob the Wop** » Tue Sep 28, 2004 2:01 pm

I'm alright with green drinks. Slide one down this way.

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Tue Sep 28, 2004 2:07 pm

I dunno where the bartender went to. I'll do one for you, Rob.

*pours the Abso, Midori, Malibu, hits it with a splash of pino*

Here. Green enough for you?

becca · Post by **becca** » Tue Sep 28, 2004 2:09 pm

Hey! Can socks drink in this bar? And has anyone seen my husband?

Woodrow · Post by **Woodrow** » Tue Sep 28, 2004 2:09 pm

...Hi Rob! Hey, I'm gonna' dress up like Santa this year and go out with you guys!!! Fun!!!! Are there lot's of "Mrs. Santa's"? Wheee!!!...

Simply Joel · Post by **Simply Joel** » Tue Sep 28, 2004 2:11 pm

a scotch and guiness please...

Woodrow · Post by **Woodrow** » Tue Sep 28, 2004 2:23 pm

... Hi Joel... Hey! What kinda' scotch you drinking? I like Glenlivit, Glenmorange, and Glengaryglenrose... it's my fucking favorite fucking fuck drink fuck... and that's saying a mamet full...!!!!

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Tue Sep 28, 2004 2:23 pm

Black and tan

Also a few pretzels.

Jason

becca · Post by **becca** » Tue Sep 28, 2004 2:27 pm

Ooooh what's a girl gotta do to get a drink around here?

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Tue Sep 28, 2004 2:29 pm

becca wrote:Ooooh what's a girl gotta do to get a drink around here?

What you need? I am not really a bartender but I pretend to be one on the eplaya.

Jason

Simply Joel · Post by **Simply Joel** » Tue Sep 28, 2004 2:29 pm

Woodrow wrote:... Hi Joel... Hey! What kinda' scotch you drinking? I like Glenlivit, Glenmorange, and Glengaryglenrose... it's my fucking favorite fucking fuck drink fuck... and that's saying a mamet full...!!!!

GLENDRONACH 15 YR OLD, SINGLE MALT SCOTCH WHISKY (SCOTLAND)

becca · Post by **becca** » Tue Sep 28, 2004 2:31 pm

Sandwichman wrote:
becca wrote:Ooooh what's a girl gotta do to get a drink around here?
What you need? I am not really a bartender but I pretend to be one on the eplaya.

Jason

Thank you...white wine spritzer. Hmmmm. Do you know Samtzu, by any chance?

Simply Joel · Post by **Simply Joel** » Tue Sep 28, 2004 2:31 pm

Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
- Ernest Hemingway

Woodrow · Post by **Woodrow** » Tue Sep 28, 2004 2:36 pm

becca wrote:

Hmmmm. Do you know Samtzu, by any chance?

I do! I do! Me! Me! ... it's me!!

Hey! I can see right up your sock... er... dress... what's that thing up there?....

Rob the Wop · Post by **Rob the Wop** » Tue Sep 28, 2004 2:36 pm

becca wrote: Thank you...white wine spritzer. Hmmmm. Do you know Samtzu, by any chance?

Samtzu's a good guy. But sometimes the short friend that hangs around him is a prick.

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Tue Sep 28, 2004 2:36 pm

becca wrote:
Sandwichman wrote:
becca wrote:Ooooh what's a girl gotta do to get a drink around here?
What you need? I am not really a bartender but I pretend to be one on the eplaya.

Jason
Thank you...white wine spritzer. Hmmmm. Do you know Samtzu, by any chance?

There is your drink served with a smile...

I do not know Samtzu. I know I have seen the name on here but that is it.

Jason

Woodrow · Post by **Woodrow** » Tue Sep 28, 2004 2:42 pm

Prick!? Prick!? Who you callin' a prick, furball?! Why I... hey! Wait a minute.... I am a prick... that's right...

Whoo Hoo! You know what that means... I get the the warm and juicy place every time...

Or I would, if shit-fer-brains wasn't such a nice guy... I never get out much anymore... the only exercize he gives me is jogging in place ('til I puke, usually...)...

becca · Post by **becca** » Tue Sep 28, 2004 2:46 pm

Whew. Thanks. I got to go look for Samtzu. See you later.

Rob the Wop · Post by **Rob the Wop** » Tue Sep 28, 2004 2:47 pm

Woodrow wrote:Prick!? Prick!? Who you callin' a prick, furball?! Why I... hey! Wait a minute.... I am a prick... that's right...

Whoo Hoo! You know what that means... I get the the warm and juicy place every time...

Or I would, if shit-fer-brains wasn't such a nice guy... I never get out much anymore... the only exercize he gives me is jogging in place ('til I puke, usually...)...

Oops, sorry Woodrow. I often run off at the mouth.
I really didn't mean to call you short.

Woodrow · Post by **Woodrow** » Tue Sep 28, 2004 2:49 pm

Well... I come up to your knees... where I come from, that ain't short!... Hey! Where'd becca go? Did she finish her drink? Can I have the rest? Where's tisha?... too many guys around here...

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Tue Sep 28, 2004 2:55 pm

*phew!* what a meeting...I need a drink...that green thingy looks yummy!! who's makin' those? yeah, hi Woodrow...I'm back..

thanks for covering, Jason! And nice tunes! Didja get yer own black & tan, or can I pull it for you? I really like to make those...

Joel, here's your beer and very fine scotch...and thanks for the recipes!! NOW I getcher question...the NON-TOBACCO smoking section happens to be right where yer sittin'!

if we stop serving the little guy, doya think he'll shut up?

Simply Joel · Post by **Simply Joel** » Tue Sep 28, 2004 2:59 pm

i am out of here, folks... going for a real scotch and beer.

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Tue Sep 28, 2004 3:00 pm

THERE YOU ARE!!! Come here!!

... hey! back off!!!...

Little fucker.... get in there!!!

...Help! Help! He's gonna' try and choke me again.... mmphfffllmffm...

Whew... finally. He hasn't been any trouble, has he? Sorry.