The Bar

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Tue Sep 28, 2004 3:00 pm

tisha2 wrote:thanks for covering, Jason! And nice tunes! Didja get yer own black & tan, or can I pull it for you? I really like to make those...

I finished the first but could use another. Thank ya dahling

I got a tip for you too......

"don't fry bacon in the nude

"

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Tue Sep 28, 2004 3:01 pm

samtzu wrote:Whew... finally. He hasn't been any trouble, has he? Sorry.

It is difficult enough controlling my own mini-me let alone someone elses....

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Tue Sep 28, 2004 3:02 pm

Woodrow wrote:too many guys around here...

you read my mind...say, I'm thinking of having a ladies night tonight...could you fellas help spread the word to the eplayans of the female sort?? yeah, you guys can come, too, but only if you wear a skirt!

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Tue Sep 28, 2004 3:07 pm

samtzu wrote: Whew... finally. He hasn't been any trouble, has he? Sorry.

*snort* right, no trouble...

Sandwichman wrote: "don't fry bacon in the nude"

What if I just wear an apron...?
Here's your perfectly poured black & tan, baby...

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Tue Sep 28, 2004 3:08 pm

No skirts in my closet but maybe a sarong or two if that counts.

Jason

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Tue Sep 28, 2004 3:09 pm

tisha2 wrote:
Sandwichman wrote: "don't fry bacon in the nude"
What if I just wear an apron...?
Here's your perfectly poured black & tan, baby...

Love the black and tan.....

But if you wear an apron you would technically be clothed.

I have more tips but I will save them until I know you better.

Jason

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Tue Sep 28, 2004 3:18 pm

Sorry... the little guy is just pure libido... a little difficult to deal with sometimes. I'll try to keep him in my pants... but he does like to wander...

While were at it... If you still have the Glendronach out... I'll have a double. Thanks....

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Tue Sep 28, 2004 3:24 pm

tisha2 wrote:...say, I'm thinking of having a ladies night tonight...could you fellas help spread the word ...

Chick night! Alrighty now, here's how we can work this... I make it 3:20 PST or so... How about from 4 to 12 we make it ladies only night? Tish, you may have to bounce a few clueless guys; nothin' you can't handle. This might be interesting...

Better gimme one of those swimming pool size Foster's please. It's gotta last awhile.

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Tue Sep 28, 2004 3:25 pm

Wandering can dangerous when there are many sharp objects around.

And since I think Tisha disappeared out back for a minute here is your Glendronach

Jason

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Tue Sep 28, 2004 3:27 pm

Hi Sensei... Let's find a quiet little corner to talk... We need to discuss how it came about that I wound up married to a sock... and what the hell you did with Woodrow last night... or, rather, what the hell Woodrow was up to last night... He said he woke up face down on the floor this morning with your footprints all over him... or is he mistaken?

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Tue Sep 28, 2004 3:28 pm

Sensei wrote:
tisha2 wrote:...say, I'm thinking of having a ladies night tonight...could you fellas help spread the word ...
Chick night! Alrighty now, here's how we can work this... I make it 3:20 PST or so... How about from 4 to 12 we make it ladies only night? Tish, you may have to bounce a few clueless guys; nothin' you can't handle. This might be interesting...

Better gimme one of those swimming pool size Foster's please. It's gotta last awhile.

Hold off on the giant Foster's...I was thinking more like toNIGHT, after the kiddies go to bed, so there's some time to getcher drunk on before we take over!!

And yer damn right - I have been known to bounce the occasional clueless guy...piece o cake.

Sam, you might want to reinforce yer zipper tonight...

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Tue Sep 28, 2004 3:28 pm

Thanks, Jason... Appreciate it...

Hey, you're in Portland, too... Lot of us here...

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Tue Sep 28, 2004 3:30 pm

I love the Portland community good people.

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Tue Sep 28, 2004 3:31 pm

Hey, shotgun weddings are just like that sometimes. Maybe you could fix up sock-becca with sock-woodrow. They deserve each other. And look closer, those aren't footprints; I think woodrow has a little sock-STD, which again makes him perfect for that claptrap becca.

Rob the Wop · Post by **Rob the Wop** » Tue Sep 28, 2004 3:31 pm

Are outside drinks allowed in the bar?

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Tue Sep 28, 2004 3:32 pm

Sandwichman wrote:Wandering can dangerous when there are many sharp objects around.

And since I think Tisha disappeared out back for a minute here is your Glendronach

Jason

Jeez! I was only gone a minute!! I am probably the only one of us here who is actually at work right now, and I think I'm doing a hell of a job keeping up on the drinks *and* the conversation WHILE working, thank you very much.

Oh - and thanks for covering the bar for me... *sheepishly*

Portland, shmortland. too rainy. I'm in Humboldt. Inland. super sunny.

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Tue Sep 28, 2004 3:32 pm

tisha2 wrote:

Sam, you might want to reinforce yer zipper tonight...

I've tried, Sweetie... but I am just about done with the little guy. He's been a handfull all my life (started when I was seven... still going strong) and I think we've finally reached an understanding: I let him out now and then, and then he promises to behave. Last night was a surprise for me, but not totally unexpected.

We'll see how this pans out. He's asleep in my BVD's right now... snoring away.

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Tue Sep 28, 2004 3:33 pm

Rob the Wop wrote:Are outside drinks allowed in the bar?

Only if you share.

Jason

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Tue Sep 28, 2004 3:33 pm

BTW, I'm at work right now.... and the snores coming out from under my desk are making people stare....

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Tue Sep 28, 2004 3:35 pm

Rob the Wop wrote:Are outside drinks allowed in the bar?

They are if they're Rob's and they're green.

becca · Post by **becca** » Tue Sep 28, 2004 3:36 pm

THERE YOU ARE SAMTZU! I've been looking all over for you! Are you trying to AVOID me?

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Tue Sep 28, 2004 3:36 pm

Sensei wrote:

I think woodrow has a little sock-STD, which again makes him perfect for that claptrap becca.

Aw, shit! What do you take for that? Tinactin?

becca · Post by **becca** » Tue Sep 28, 2004 3:38 pm

samtzu wrote:Sensei wrote:
I think woodrow has a little sock-STD, which again makes him perfect for that claptrap becca.
Aw, shit! What do you take for that? Tinactin?

Look Samtzu I don't want to make a scene in <I>here</I> but if I have to I will!

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Tue Sep 28, 2004 3:39 pm

becca wrote:

THERE YOU ARE SAMTZU! I've been looking all over for you! Are you trying to AVOID me?

Uhh... ohhh.... well, mmmm, hey, uh, lady. So, how ya' been? How's things? What have you been doing with yourself... actually, what have you been doing with Woodrow. He mentioned your name (talks in his sleep). How's tricks... Hey! There's Sensei! Wanna' go talk to him?

becca · Post by **becca** » Tue Sep 28, 2004 3:43 pm

samtzu wrote:becca wrote:
THERE YOU ARE SAMTZU! I've been looking all over for you! Are you trying to AVOID me?
Uhh... ohhh.... well, mmmm, hey, uh, lady. So, how ya' been? How's things? What have you been doing with yourself... actually, what have you been doing with Woodrow. He mentioned your name (talks in his sleep). How's tricks... Hey! There's Sensei! Wanna' go talk to him?

Listen you big lug you see this RING? We are married. M-A-R-R-I-E-D married, you know what that means? That means you keep your freaking woody or whatever you call him in YOUR PANTS except when I am around. And, no, I don't want to talk to your FRIENDS for crying outloud. (sob) oh fuck it, you never loved me did you?

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Tue Sep 28, 2004 3:49 pm

The room sure got quiet all of the sudden.

Can I offer Samtzu and Becca a private booth to have a bit of time.....?

And anyone else still drinking or is it time to pass out already

Jason

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Tue Sep 28, 2004 3:52 pm

becca wrote:

Listen you big lug you see this RING? We are married. M-A-R-R-I-E-D married, you know what that means? That means you keep your freaking woody or whatever you call him in YOUR PANTS except when I am around. And, no, I don't want to talk to your FRIENDS for crying outloud. (sob) oh fuck it, you never loved me did you?

Oh, hey... wait a minute... I never said I didn't love you... of course, I've never said a lot of things... like... uh... (shit!) ummmm... Albania!! Yeah! I never said I loved Albania either! See? And well... can't you see what I'm trying to say... you've always held a soft spot in my heart...
... which matches that soft spot in your brain....
(Shut up!)
And you've always meant... soooo much to me... why I remember the time we... no, wait... that was somebody else... but there was the time we... wait, that wasn't you either.... Actually, I don't remember what we've done together but... actually, I don't remember us getting married, either. Could I see that ring a minute? Hey! Where did you get that?

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Tue Sep 28, 2004 3:53 pm

(I hate these scenes!)

becca · Post by **becca** » Tue Sep 28, 2004 3:54 pm

Jason. You are always so nice to me. I'll be okay. (sniff)

(dramatic pause)

Can I have another spritzer?

(dramatic pause)

And maybe a shot of Jaeger? Or are you not bartending any longer?

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Tue Sep 28, 2004 3:56 pm

maybe this should be like the star wars cantina scene

Trisha "We don't serve their kind here! The socks, they'll have to wait outside"