Speaking of fertility..

[Enderfish]

I was wondering what you guys think of an idea my sister and I had. I have always had this uncanny (or divine?) ability to predict what a man's penis looks like just by looking at him. We were thinking of trying one of two ideas. The first is setting up a table "Dick Measuring!" where we had a ruler and would provide dick measuring to men that were interested. We would have ways to disinfect the ruler before they used it if they wanted, and after we would give them a condom or two. Mostly for fun, but also because hey, condoms are always good to have around.

The second idea is just a bit more fun but we would basically have a "Let me guess your dick size and win a condom" type booth where we'd guess it before hand and if we were right, or wrong, they'd win a condom We were also thinking of offering otter pops (or bite size'd sections of otter pops to eliminate the moop they'd have to carry afterwards).

What do you guys think? We're definitely not pervy (well not in a creepy threatening way) my sister is very attractive, outgoing, performer type and I'm the big overweight bubbly happy smiley type. We're not doing this because we'd want to see a bunch of dicks, more so because we think it might be fun for everyone, and the condoms might actually be really nice to give out to guys especially given this year's theme.

Thanks for reading or for any advice/suggestions

[BBadger]

/me think Enderfish + sister just want to see a bunch of dicks.

On another note, you'll need to standardize the measurement system. For example, do you measure when turgid or flaccid?

[Savannah]

My favorite camp name of recent was ""Camp Come On In and Get Buttered Up and Fucked while I Recite the Wrath of Khan". It was sharpied on some guy's tent. I laughed and laughed . . .

I can't decide whether it's better if guy wrote it himself or if his friends pranked him while he was out.


Do it. Own it! And Google about proper sterilization procedures. 'Cause . . . yeah. Even as a guy, I'd probably still be a bit particular, and I still don't think I would feel safe sharing a ruler with the entire city, which is a shame, because I assure you . . . my Business would be spectacular.

[Lonesomebri]

A ruler? Poor bastards, still measuring in inches.

[Enderfish]

A ruler? Poor bastards, still measuring in inches.

I could use the cm side.. or were you talking about something else? Also in terms of sanitation we were thinking of drawing the measurements on the table directly and so they could just kind of hover over it without having to touch anything with the precious goods.

[JovReef]

I believe our camp is still doing the Internet porn simulator (please see southpark s12 epi6 for reference) at Coon and Friends. You should set up the measuring station next to us, that way half the work is already done