The Bar

Captain Goddammit · Post by **Captain Goddammit** » Tue Sep 28, 2004 9:42 pm

Here's the Captain, sneaking in on ladies' night... it's actually quieter than most other nights...

I'm gonna fire up my famous blender... margaritas all around! With salted glasses.
Where's Lydia?

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Tue Sep 28, 2004 9:45 pm

*long slow slide guitar music...the back door swings open...she is backlit by the lights from the parking lot and shrouded in mist...she is wearing a fabulous little black halter dress and her best dusty cowboy boots*

sorry I'm late, ladies...synchronicity called and I had to answer

*she tips her hat (of course, she's wearing her hat)*

next rounds on me!

glynda · Post by **glynda** » Tue Sep 28, 2004 9:47 pm

(makes a grand entrance, singing)

ladies night... oh what a feeling.... and it's...

hmmm...

hey! i thought i'd see more dresses tonight!!!

everyone in dresses now!!!

oooo... what are *you* wearing??? ;-)

the party is ON!!!

someone get me a drink... please???

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Tue Sep 28, 2004 9:48 pm

Let me pick my jaw up before I return the bartending to you.

Jason

glynda · Post by **glynda** » Tue Sep 28, 2004 9:49 pm

tisha2 wrote:*long slow slide guitar music...the back door swings open...she is backlit by the lights from the parking lot and shrouded in mist...she is wearing a fabulous little black halter dress and her best dusty cowboy boots*

sorry I'm late, ladies...synchronicity called and I had to answer

*she tips her hat (of course, she's wearing her hat)*

next rounds on me!

nice... you look so *hot*... i'd like a mexican hot chocolate & jim beam, please...

if'n you have the time, ma'am... (tips hat)

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Tue Sep 28, 2004 9:51 pm

How about a round of Satan's whiskers-

1/2 oz. Sweet Vermouth
1/2 oz. Dry Vermouth
1/2 oz. Gin
1 oz. Orange Juice
1/4 oz. Grand Marnier
Dash of Orange Bitters

Shake with ice and strain

Jason

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Tue Sep 28, 2004 9:52 pm

glynda wrote: nice... you look so *hot*... i'd like a mexican hot chocolate & jim beam, please...

if'n you have the time, ma'am... (tips hat)

Always have time for you, baby!! Here ya' go!

And what is that sexy little number YOU have on missy?

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Tue Sep 28, 2004 9:56 pm

Captain Goddammit wrote:Here's the Captain, sneaking in on ladies' night... it's actually quieter than most other nights...

Yer more than welcome, Capn', as long as yer wearing a dress!!

Captain Goddammit wrote:I'm gonna fire up my famous blender... margaritas all around! With salted glasses.
Where's Lydia?

OOh! I'll have one of those! And where IS Lydia?

Sandwichman wrote: How about a round of Satan's whiskers-

1/2 oz. Sweet Vermouth
1/2 oz. Dry Vermouth
1/2 oz. Gin
1 oz. Orange Juice
1/4 oz. Grand Marnier
Dash of Orange Bitters

Shake with ice and strain

Jason

And one of those...

glynda · Post by **glynda** » Tue Sep 28, 2004 9:56 pm

tisha2 wrote:
glynda wrote: nice... you look so *hot*... i'd like a mexican hot chocolate & jim beam, please...

if'n you have the time, ma'am... (tips hat)
Always have time for you, baby!! Here ya' go!

And what is that sexy little number YOU have on missy?

she smiles, blushes, and says, "what??? this old thing???" (she rumples her hair and lets her hand trail down her cleavage... lovingly displayed the littlest of little red vintage slips... her hand drops to her side and you notice her red cowboy boots... )

thanks for the drink, baby!!

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Tue Sep 28, 2004 10:01 pm

glynda wrote:
tisha2 wrote:
glynda wrote: nice... you look so *hot*... i'd like a mexican hot chocolate & jim beam, please...

if'n you have the time, ma'am... (tips hat)
Always have time for you, baby!! Here ya' go!

And what is that sexy little number YOU have on missy?
she smiles, blushes, and says, "what??? this old thing???" (she rumples her hair and lets her hand trail down her cleavage... lovingly displayed the littlest of little red vintage slips... her hand drops to her side and you notice her red cowboy boots... )

thanks for the drink, baby!!

DAMN, baby!! You SO know how to do that! And let me tell you kids, I've seen that cleavage...hell, I *nuzzled* that cleavage and it is a deeply profound and moving experience!

Hey - where's the music?

Captain Goddammette · Post by **Captain Goddammette** » Tue Sep 28, 2004 10:02 pm

Hey, on ladies' night are drinks on the house for the ladies?
And no cover?
A margarita for me, blended... please... thank you so much, I needed that... keep that blender handy...

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Tue Sep 28, 2004 10:06 pm

Captain Goddammette!!!! wrote:Hey, on ladies' night are drinks on the house for the ladies?
And no cover?
A margarita for me, blended... please... thank you so much, I needed that... keep that blender handy...

Yay!! I love it!

Of course, it's all free, baby!! Like I said:

tisha2 wrote: Yer more than welcome, Capn', as long as yer wearing a dress!!

glynda · Post by **glynda** » Tue Sep 28, 2004 10:06 pm

tisha2 wrote:
DAMN, baby!! You SO know how to do that! And let me tell you kids, I've seen that cleavage...hell, I *nuzzled* that cleavage and it is a deeply profound and moving experience!

Hey - where's the music?

why, thank you, tisha...

just about the finest nuzzling i've seen...

i'll second the motion to music now!! let's rock!!!

(she begins to dance to her own music and giggles)

glynda · Post by **glynda** » Tue Sep 28, 2004 10:07 pm

tisha2 wrote: Yer more than welcome, Capn', as long as yer wearing a dress!!

[/quote]

what are you wearing, cap'n???

Woodrow · Post by **Woodrow** » Tue Sep 28, 2004 10:07 pm

Captainette??? Hey, Sailor... wanna' buy me a drink??

Uh-oh... here comes Jason again... I'm outta' here!....

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Tue Sep 28, 2004 10:10 pm

That little fucker better be wearing a dress!!

And where *is* Jason??

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Tue Sep 28, 2004 10:13 pm

glynda wrote:
tisha2 wrote: Yer more than welcome, Capn', as long as yer wearing a dress!!

what are you wearing, cap'n???[/quote]

Thank you, Glynda...that's what I was tryng get at. Way to get the point, baby!

Captain Goddammette · Post by **Captain Goddammette** » Tue Sep 28, 2004 10:15 pm

glynda wrote:
tisha2 wrote: Yer more than welcome, Capn', as long as yer wearing a dress!!

what are you wearing, cap'n???[/quote]

The Captain is out somewhere, probably a bachelor party...

I have on a slinky black number with garters and heels... and a Captainette hat.

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Tue Sep 28, 2004 10:18 pm

* Riding a wobbly skateboard, Sensei enters *
* wearing that same hot LBD on page 1 of the GEISHA thread *

Hey girls. Nice frock, Capt. Glynda, lookin' fine, girl. Tish, you be stylin' as well. Nipples has all you beat with his mini though - and he didn't even know it was 'ladies night'. Not bad. Now, let's get down to business. Tish, I want you to surprise me... Nothin' too sweet, now.

Captain Goddammette · Post by **Captain Goddammette** » Tue Sep 28, 2004 10:20 pm

Hey Sensy... can I have a ride on your skateboard?

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Tue Sep 28, 2004 10:22 pm

Well, well, well!! Don't you ALL just look like you feel fantastic!!

Okay - not too sweet, eh? I guess that's appropriate considering this group o gals...

How about a really smooth tequila shot with a....hmmm - Glynda! You pick the back!

glynda · Post by **glynda** » Tue Sep 28, 2004 10:24 pm

tisha2 wrote:Well, well, well!! Don't you ALL just look like you feel fantastic!!

Okay - not too sweet, eh? I guess that's appropriate considering this group o gals...

How about a really smooth tequila shot with a....hmmm - Glynda! You pick the back!

Tecate!

(don't let everyone know i'm your favorite!!! they will all get so jealous!!!)

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Tue Sep 28, 2004 10:25 pm

Thank you sir, may I have another!

(oops, they must have had a shift change, or the bartender just put on a dress & lost 40 pounds 70 pounds)

Thank you miss, may I have another!

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Tue Sep 28, 2004 10:29 pm

Nipples, you can have another! and another! and another! and another!

And Glynda! oh - Glynda...! You ARE!

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Tue Sep 28, 2004 10:32 pm

Thanks Tish, Glynda.

* hands skateboard to Captain Goddammette *

Knock yourself out, Capt. And hey, a little less make-up next time, huh? With our complexions, the natural look works best, I think. Plus, you won't look as trashy. You guys want a, um, cigarette? Hand-rolled and everything...

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Tue Sep 28, 2004 10:35 pm

Sensei wrote:Thanks Tish, Glynda.

* hands skateboard to Captain Goddammette *

Knock yourself out, Capt. And hey, a little less make-up next time, huh? With our complexions, the natural look works best, I think. Plus, you won't look as trashy. You guys want a, um, cigarette? Hand-rolled and everything...

Thank you, baby! but....us "guys"...

*inhale*

...here...

glynda · Post by **glynda** » Tue Sep 28, 2004 10:36 pm

tisha2 wrote: And Glynda! oh - Glynda...! You ARE!

i love you, you're perfect, now get back behind that bar & make me a drink!!! i'll take another shot with a beer back... and i think that just might do it for me tonight...

good witches go to bed on time...

Captain Goddammette · Post by **Captain Goddammette** » Tue Sep 28, 2004 10:38 pm

Sensei wrote: * hands skateboard to Captain Goddammette *

Knock yourself out, Capt. And hey, a little less make-up next time, huh? With our complexions, the natural look works best, I think. Plus, you won't look as trashy.

I don't want to go by myself... geez, some guys can't take a hint; what do I have to do, throw myself at you? I want to ride on the back, with my arms around you, you fine lookin' cowboy...

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Tue Sep 28, 2004 10:38 pm

glynda wrote:
tisha2 wrote: And Glynda! oh - Glynda...! You ARE!
i love you, you're perfect, now get back behind that bar & make me a drink!!! i'll take another shot with a beer back... and i think that just might do it for me tonight...

good witches go to bed on time...

who do *you* think you're kidding!?

...I hope the Capn'ette's okay on that board...where'd she go?

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Tue Sep 28, 2004 10:39 pm

tisha2 wrote:...us "guys"...

My bad, girls. Spend to much time in the FUCK thread, and look what happens. Goodnight, glynda the good. Sleep tight.

Ok, the pro's are coming out. Ms. Love might even show...