What's wrong with hearing "Good morning camper!" all the time.Saguache wrote:... One thing I did notice is that my sporty-utilitarian technical clothing (what I wear the other 52 weeks) didn't really fit in at all...
Man Clothes
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That's one word I regret googling during breakfast.
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Video games are giving kids unrealistic expectations on how many swords they can carry.
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, but don't harm the red dragon that frequents the area from time to time. He and I have an agreement.
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That's one word I regret googling during breakfast.
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Video games are giving kids unrealistic expectations on how many swords they can carry.
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, but don't harm the red dragon that frequents the area from time to time. He and I have an agreement.
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Burning man is still for 30 year old nerds, if it wasn't it wouldn't be so carefully engineered to attract so many dancing, topless, 20 year olds.vargaso wrote: And interestingly, the people who started the whole thing, if you look at pictures of the first few burns, they were basically a bunch of nerds in their late 30s and up, running around in 90s shorts and goofy formal wear. That's the spirit I like.
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stinkyfoot wrote:Burning man is still for 30 year old nerds, if it wasn't it wouldn't be so carefully engineered to attract so many dancing, topless, 20 year olds.vargaso wrote: And interestingly, the people who started the whole thing, if you look at pictures of the first few burns, they were basically a bunch of nerds in their late 30s and up, running around in 90s shorts and goofy formal wear. That's the spirit I like.
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Excellent point.stinkyfoot wrote:Burning man is still for 30 year old nerds, if it wasn't it wouldn't be so carefully engineered to attract so many dancing, topless, 20 year olds.vargaso wrote: And interestingly, the people who started the whole thing, if you look at pictures of the first few burns, they were basically a bunch of nerds in their late 30s and up, running around in 90s shorts and goofy formal wear. That's the spirit I like.
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Ahhhh, this is absolutely irresistible!!!Simon of the Playa wrote:no worries.
i have a 3/4 length dark green leather SS Overcoat that is simply TO Die For.
no pun intended...
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"Still, he felt bad when he got asked "where's your costume, dude?" so I've been brainstorming."
Just ask "Where's your power tools, dude?"
Martini Steve
Just ask "Where's your power tools, dude?"
Martini Steve
Playawaste Raiders and Megaton Bar and Grill
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A statement hopefully punctuated by a double-BZZZ! BZZZ! on the drill.StevenGoodman wrote:"Still, he felt bad when he got asked "where's your costume, dude?" so I've been brainstorming."
Just ask "Where's your power tools, dude?"
Martini Steve
Also fun:
"Where's your costume?"
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hi there,
i'm looking for advices about us websites like spreadshirt or zazzle.
I plan to print a dozen of unique shirt, probably with a simple desing (mono or bicolor) on a good quality shirt (like in several years)
Are they almost all the same or have you some heavy preferences ?
thanks
i'm looking for advices about us websites like spreadshirt or zazzle.
I plan to print a dozen of unique shirt, probably with a simple desing (mono or bicolor) on a good quality shirt (like in several years)
Are they almost all the same or have you some heavy preferences ?
thanks
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Amazing desert structures & stuff: http://sites.google.com/site/potatotrap/
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Bob wrote:
I always wondered if that panda was actually part of the WWF, now it's quite clear.
Sooner or later, it will get real strange...
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As a first time burner who is taking the self-reliance thing a bit seriously, I'm terrified of not having the stuff I need. So this year I'm taking everything that you would normally put in a backpack, except stuffed in all the little pockets on a military mesh tactical vest. Goggles, boots, camelback, shemagh, some blinkies, and probably loose khaki for the rest. I figure my first year's goal should be to get through the week without turning into a Sparkle Pony. Then next year (if I should be so lucky) I'll use my experience to dial back the loadout and pay more attention to style.
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Good plan.
There are also a number of camps out there that will dress you, should you need some sartorial self-expression once you get out there.
You could also bring a fun accessory that doesn't take up a lot of space. A daft hat, a scarf, a vest.
You could also bring a fun accessory that doesn't take up a lot of space. A daft hat, a scarf, a vest.
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"I must've lost it when I was twerking at the trash fence." -- BBadger
"Snark away, ePlaya, you magnificent bastards." -- McStrangle
"I must've lost it when I was twerking at the trash fence." -- BBadger
"Snark away, ePlaya, you magnificent bastards." -- McStrangle
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I could express theirselves! But seriously, good tip. I will NOT be ready mentally, emotionally, or fashionably. Just survival for now, and let the rest happen.Savannah wrote:There are also a number of camps out there that will dress you, should you need some sartorial self-expression once you get out there.
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Playa Boutique Locations (and discussion):
http://eplaya.burningman.org/viewtopic. ... 79&t=56335
http://eplaya.burningman.org/viewtopic. ... 79&t=56335
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"Snark away, ePlaya, you magnificent bastards." -- McStrangle
"I must've lost it when I was twerking at the trash fence." -- BBadger
"Snark away, ePlaya, you magnificent bastards." -- McStrangle
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For the poster about custom t-shirts, I used unionshirts.com. There was a bit of a price advantage over zazzle.
I tend to buy a lot of random clothes from shopgoodwill.com and other accessories. I recently bought a pair of size 12 women's leather parts for $5, cut open the side seams and inserted leather fringe. Also I used velcro-backed sound activated heart-shaped light panels on the ass (one on each cheek) and wired the battery packs to the pockets. So the hearts light up to the bass beat whenever close to music.
Also I re-visited some sewing skills and fabricated a faux alligator motor cycle jacket embellished with military-esque insignia and wired up with EL wire that can be constant on or flashing sequence. I hate being cold at night so I lined it with fleece. It's nice to be able to make something that looks good, but it also has to function and be comfortable. Probabably my motorcycle jacket isn't sewn very well but it fits like a glove and it will definitely keep me warm and lit up.
I also have a Japanese school girl outfit for daywear.
I tend to buy a lot of random clothes from shopgoodwill.com and other accessories. I recently bought a pair of size 12 women's leather parts for $5, cut open the side seams and inserted leather fringe. Also I used velcro-backed sound activated heart-shaped light panels on the ass (one on each cheek) and wired the battery packs to the pockets. So the hearts light up to the bass beat whenever close to music.
Also I re-visited some sewing skills and fabricated a faux alligator motor cycle jacket embellished with military-esque insignia and wired up with EL wire that can be constant on or flashing sequence. I hate being cold at night so I lined it with fleece. It's nice to be able to make something that looks good, but it also has to function and be comfortable. Probabably my motorcycle jacket isn't sewn very well but it fits like a glove and it will definitely keep me warm and lit up.
I also have a Japanese school girl outfit for daywear.
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I agree you've got to find what feels right to you but if you're looking for some fun ideas on dressing up, here's some styles I've noticed. I know're regarded as cliches but the original poster asked for suggestions so throwing it out there. I do think guys find it harder than girls sometimes so it's nice to help out 
- Guys mini / utility kilts - if you get a mini you can wear it during the day when it's hot and put leggings on at night when it's cold.
http://www.utilikilts.com/
- Mad Max look - kinda gothic, cyber, road warrior.
http://www.the-black-angel.com/3-gothic-clothing-men
- Some guys get into wearing tutus
- Get a faux fur coat for night time. Check your local thrift stores, Ebay or check the BM resources list for Burners who design and sell them (if you do this, be sure to price check quite a few, I've seen ridiculously expensive coats for sale). If you do decide to buy one, order it soon as many companies stop taking orders a few weeks prior to BM.
- A lot of people were wearing animal hats last year
http://www.animalheadgear.com/
- Mens shorts
http://www.liquidvinylclothing.com/MensShorts.html
You can also google Playa wear, Burning Man wear and see what people are selling to get some ideas. Also check out some Youtube videos and photos from BM to get inspired, you'll see lots of different styles.
These are just ideas. You don't need to go out and spend a fortune either. Check out your local thrift stores and look for some funky gear you can put together in your own style. You can buy an old waistcoat and add studs to it, buy a belt and some tule (at a fabric store) and make your own tutu. Get an old singlet top or t-shirt and slash it up.
Good luck.
- Guys mini / utility kilts - if you get a mini you can wear it during the day when it's hot and put leggings on at night when it's cold.
http://www.utilikilts.com/
- Mad Max look - kinda gothic, cyber, road warrior.
http://www.the-black-angel.com/3-gothic-clothing-men
- Some guys get into wearing tutus
- Get a faux fur coat for night time. Check your local thrift stores, Ebay or check the BM resources list for Burners who design and sell them (if you do this, be sure to price check quite a few, I've seen ridiculously expensive coats for sale). If you do decide to buy one, order it soon as many companies stop taking orders a few weeks prior to BM.
- A lot of people were wearing animal hats last year
http://www.animalheadgear.com/
- Mens shorts
http://www.liquidvinylclothing.com/MensShorts.html
You can also google Playa wear, Burning Man wear and see what people are selling to get some ideas. Also check out some Youtube videos and photos from BM to get inspired, you'll see lots of different styles.
These are just ideas. You don't need to go out and spend a fortune either. Check out your local thrift stores and look for some funky gear you can put together in your own style. You can buy an old waistcoat and add studs to it, buy a belt and some tule (at a fabric store) and make your own tutu. Get an old singlet top or t-shirt and slash it up.
Good luck.
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real men wear Madras.


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As long as the guy wears they're costume with confidence, that's all that matters. I personally like the men's steampunk fashion and the indian jones kinda look - it's hot!
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This is where I am so far...


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Yer doin' it right, maladroit. I dig that hat.
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When he puts out his lamp, he sends the flower, or the star, to sleep.
That is a beautiful occupation.
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You will have a hard time dressing the man Wednesday morning, I hear he has a bad case of Morning Wood...theCryptofishist wrote:So we're all meeting at the man Wednesday morning at five and we're going to Dress the Man!
Next question: Does the man dress left or right?
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So if he dresses right or left isn't relevent! Cool!
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Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
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Thank you !axel wrote:For the poster about custom t-shirts, I used unionshirts.com
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Badass, good sir. Badass.maladroit wrote:This is where I am so far...
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Looks like you'd over-heat in that outfit. Burning Man is in the desert you know.maladroit wrote:This is where I am so far...
You should look into a nice manly sarong.
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Or at least something in lighter colors. That looks like it would be extremely hot to wear in the daytime.jkisha wrote:Looks like you'd over-heat in that outfit. Burning Man is in the desert you know.maladroit wrote:This is where I am so far...
You should look into a nice manly sarong.
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In Madras, the city from where plaids orginated into fashion, plaid wrap ons are very common.H.G.Crosby wrote:real men wear Madras.
Traditional madras men wear dohtis. South Indian dohtis are cotton, white wrap ons. They are super comfortable. My husband is going to bring some of these.

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Is that a stuffed puffin in the upper left?
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"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
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Have you considered joining 'Gate'? Just add a skull and cross bones and you're there. Sweet! You have plenty of pockets for lip gloss, glow sticks and travel size sunscreen.
Those aren't buttermilk biscuits I'm lying on Savannah
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