Octogenarian widows need tickets too, apparently. They even rang the bucket list bell…
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2012 Ticket Scorekeeping Thread
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theCryptofishist
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Re: 2012 Ticket Scorekeeping Thread
I saw that, and just sort of agreed that they have a legitimate reason to get all bucket list on us...
I have never played the widow card. Okay, very seldom.
I have never played the widow card. Okay, very seldom.
The Lady with a Lamprey
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
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Re: 2012 Ticket Scorekeeping Thread
Everyone needs an ace in the hole.
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Re: 2012 Ticket Scorekeeping Thread
Yeah, but the truth is I have one up my sleeve as well.
Um...
What I meant to say...but the truth is I have one down my pant leg as well.
Cue Junglesmacks.
Um...
What I meant to say...but the truth is I have one down my pant leg as well.
Cue Junglesmacks.
The Lady with a Lamprey
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
Re: 2012 Ticket Scorekeeping Thread
theCryptofishist wrote:Yeah, but the truth is I have one up my sleeve as well.
Um...
What I meant to say...but the truth is I have one down my pant leg as well.
Cue Junglesmacks.
It better be okay to laugh sometimes, because that one was really good.
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Re: 2012 Ticket Scorekeeping Thread
Errrr...
Hmm... ONLY P.G.Wodehouse can write a whole paragraph without punctuations and still make sense.
Props to lemur for translating it to lesser mortals.
Hmm... ONLY P.G.Wodehouse can write a whole paragraph without punctuations and still make sense.
Props to lemur for translating it to lesser mortals.In my world there's only legible and more legible.
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http://eplaya.burningman.org/viewtopic.php?f=283&t=56931
"...Ohohoh. I'm a girl. I play with unresponsive yoyo's as a main passtime/hobby. ..."
What does this even mean?
"...Ohohoh. I'm a girl. I play with unresponsive yoyo's as a main passtime/hobby. ..."
What does this even mean?
When he lights his streetlamp, it is as if he brought one more star to life, or one flower.
When he puts out his lamp, he sends the flower, or the star, to sleep.
That is a beautiful occupation.
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When he puts out his lamp, he sends the flower, or the star, to sleep.
That is a beautiful occupation.
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Re: 2012 Ticket Scorekeeping Thread
Mr. Cellist can't get it up?
Re: 2012 Ticket Scorekeeping Thread
BoyScoutGirl wrote:http://eplaya.burningman.org/viewtopic.php?f=283&t=56931
"...Ohohoh. I'm a girl. I play with unresponsive yoyo's as a main passtime/hobby. ..."
What does this even mean?
Pleeeeaaaaase I promise I'm adorable and made of bubbles and part unicorn.
I have a cat. I'm originally from Eugene OR. i like bunnies and The Mighty Boosh.
Rubs me the wrong way.
In my world there's only legible and more legible.
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wh..sh wrote:BoyScoutGirl wrote:http://eplaya.burningman.org/viewtopic.php?f=283&t=56931
"...Ohohoh. I'm a girl. I play with unresponsive yoyo's as a main passtime/hobby. ..."
What does this even mean?Pleeeeaaaaase I promise I'm adorable and made of bubbles and part unicorn.
I have a cat. I'm originally from Eugene OR. i like bunnies and The Mighty Boosh.
Rubs me the wrong way.
Poor 'ittle sparklepony... All bubble and adorable and no one gives the proverbial sh*t.
The Lady with a Lamprey
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
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Re: 2012 Ticket Scorekeeping Thread
The Lady with a Lamprey
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
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Re: 2012 Ticket Scorekeeping Thread
I don't think I can do a link on my phone, but how about the guy who got his ticket cancelled for trying to scalp it for $60 over face? Wah! They cancelled my ticket.
And this one: we paid WAY over face value on SH, and now just want to recoup the $$ we shelled out. So please buy our $1200/each tickets??!!!
And this one: we paid WAY over face value on SH, and now just want to recoup the $$ we shelled out. So please buy our $1200/each tickets??!!!
I'm not a slut, I'm good time floozy!
Re: 2012 Ticket Scorekeeping Thread
Side note: RV soul mate? Really?!
In my world there's only legible and more legible.
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wh..sh wrote:Side note: RV soul mate? Really?!
Its not that absurd!
I have an RV Soul Mate. Well, its actually sort of a love triangle. I don't like either one of them very much alone. But, when they are together- they really rock my world!
And honestly, I love the whole family!
Why don't ya stick your head in that hole and find out? ~piehole
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illy dilly wrote:wh..sh wrote:Side note: RV soul mate? Really?!
Its not that absurd!
I have an RV Soul Mate. Well, its actually sort of a love triangle. I don't like either one of them very much alone. But, when they are together- they really rock my world!
And honestly, I love the whole family!
Your RV soul mates - are they fun loving, free, laid back, and like to party? I don't think so.
In my world there's only legible and more legible.
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Re: 2012 Ticket Scorekeeping Thread
Let's see. An RV soul mate has big shining eyes...
The Lady with a Lamprey
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
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Re: 2012 Ticket Scorekeeping Thread
Okay, points for the death thing, but can't he use his dead campmate's ticket?
(And while I'm at it, "twin flame"? EEep. Sounds like some sort of soft core movie...)
(And while I'm at it, "twin flame"? EEep. Sounds like some sort of soft core movie...)
The Lady with a Lamprey
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
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Re: 2012 Ticket Scorekeeping Thread
theCryptofishist wrote:Okay, points for the death thing, but can't he use his dead campmate's ticket?
(And while I'm at it, "twin flame"? EEep. Sounds like some sort of soft core movie...)
I'm debating whether I want to go to hell or not with some tasteless snark on that one...
"The essence of tyranny is not iron law. It is capricious law." -- Christopher Hitchens
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BBadger wrote:theCryptofishist wrote:Okay, points for the death thing, but can't he use his dead campmate's ticket?
(And while I'm at it, "twin flame"? EEep. Sounds like some sort of soft core movie...)
I'm debating whether I want to go to hell or not with some tasteless snark on that one...
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Re: 2012 Ticket Scorekeeping Thread
you people are despicable.
i don't know why i hang out with you...
i don't know why i hang out with you...
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Re: 2012 Ticket Scorekeeping Thread
BBadger wrote:theCryptofishist wrote:Okay, points for the death thing, but can't he use his dead campmate's ticket?
(And while I'm at it, "twin flame"? EEep. Sounds like some sort of soft core movie...)
I'm debating whether I want to go to hell or not with some tasteless snark on that one...
Need 2 tickets and am willing to pay for them! (plus the "camp mate died" card) - maybe the ticket is in will-call??
Geeze...
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Simon of the Playa wrote:you people are despicable.
i don't know why i hang out with you...
Secretly you love us all!
Love Rice
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stretch80 wrote:BBadger wrote:theCryptofishist wrote:Okay, points for the death thing, but can't he use his dead campmate's ticket?
(And while I'm at it, "twin flame"? EEep. Sounds like some sort of soft core movie...)
I'm debating whether I want to go to hell or not with some tasteless snark on that one...
Need 2 tickets and am willing to pay for them! (plus the "camp mate died" card) - maybe the ticket is in will-call??
Geeze...
Yeah, doesn't he know that he doesn't need the second ticket to transport a body as it's just cargo?
Maybe he's raffling the second ticket to pay for the funeral.
Okay... I think I'll only have a long purgatory since I didn't put that in the thread itself.
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Re: 2012 Ticket Scorekeeping Thread
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Dude got no ticket or friends.........all because I'm a douche.
And I may even be a hipster douche, depending on the reading.
Dude got no ticket or friends.........all because I'm a douche.
And I may even be a hipster douche, depending on the reading.
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The Lady with a Lamprey
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
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Re: 2012 Ticket Scorekeeping Thread
The Lady with a Lamprey
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
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Re: 2012 Ticket Scorekeeping Thread
The Lady with a Lamprey
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
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Re: 2012 Ticket Scorekeeping Thread
And another man-infester surfaces...
Edited to add: If they were just willing to pay for their own bloody ticket... The entire first page of "tickets offered" had ticket offers!
Edited to add: If they were just willing to pay for their own bloody ticket... The entire first page of "tickets offered" had ticket offers!
The Lady with a Lamprey
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
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Re: 2012 Ticket Scorekeeping Thread
Maybe we need a dj scorekeeping thread....
The Lady with a Lamprey
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
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