I'm a Dead Horse!...Beat Me!
- graidawg
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Re: I'm a Dead Horse!...Beat Me!
what is this bacon you talk of?
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Burners with torches is right and natural and just.-fishy.
CATCH AND RELEASE.
Burners with torches is right and natural and just.-fishy.
CATCH AND RELEASE.
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Does anyone have a great recipe for bacon. I can't seem to find any.
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How big a generator do I need so people notice my hexayurt?
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how big of a monkey hut do i need to build to cover my hexayurt ?
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Will my hexayurt survive if I do suspension bondage inside?
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Last year I couldn't find the booth selling deep fried corn dogs. Does anyone know if it will be there this year on the midway?
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Is this okay for a shelter, or does it need a bigger spoiler?


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"Let us say I suggest you may be human." -- Reverend Mother Gaius Helen Mohiam
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Re: I'm a Dead Horse!...Beat Me!
about the spoiler, Bob...
that depends...
do you intend to share the helium?
that depends...
do you intend to share the helium?

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Triken' ma blues away.....
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keep on triken' Mamma!
Triken' ma blues away.....
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I am a first year virgin burner flying into [pick your city]. I have rented an RV and I am looking for awesome nubile and hot burners to share my RV. Cool people only. NO exceptions!
It's a 16 footer that comfortably sleeps 128 people! It has everything: a refrigerator, unlimited power for anything you need, shower, bathroom, kitchen, fully stocked, plenty of chill space and we are planning to visit the Walmart to pick up everything you need! Live the dust free life of luxury on the playa!!
We are placed in the coolest camp ever at [6:30 and B, on the Esplanade, at the hottest large sound camp...] We are taking responsibility for this project, so you are on your own for shade, seating, and anything else we don't include. Sorry we are already spending all we have to make your playa experience the bestest ever!
One more thing, we are 16 and the RV company won't rent to people under 25, so we need some drivers with full coverage liability insurance. But you have to be hot and uninhibited, and free. You have to be insured against anything that happens to our RV full of 128 people, because we are from [another country, which has public health care].
Keep Burning Man hot, forever, in 2012!
It's a 16 footer that comfortably sleeps 128 people! It has everything: a refrigerator, unlimited power for anything you need, shower, bathroom, kitchen, fully stocked, plenty of chill space and we are planning to visit the Walmart to pick up everything you need! Live the dust free life of luxury on the playa!!
We are placed in the coolest camp ever at [6:30 and B, on the Esplanade, at the hottest large sound camp...] We are taking responsibility for this project, so you are on your own for shade, seating, and anything else we don't include. Sorry we are already spending all we have to make your playa experience the bestest ever!
One more thing, we are 16 and the RV company won't rent to people under 25, so we need some drivers with full coverage liability insurance. But you have to be hot and uninhibited, and free. You have to be insured against anything that happens to our RV full of 128 people, because we are from [another country, which has public health care].
Keep Burning Man hot, forever, in 2012!
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in light of recent events, i've decided that my Neo-Nazi camp is just not cool anymore.
is there a artistic way to turn swastikas into flowers?
also, where is the best place to buy wigs, most of our camp is "bald"...
is there a artistic way to turn swastikas into flowers?
also, where is the best place to buy wigs, most of our camp is "bald"...
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Re: I'm a Dead Horse!...Beat Me!
too soon too soon!
dude, that is so sikh and twisted.
dude, that is so sikh and twisted.
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simon's being mean again...
cant we ban bad humor? at least during the Temple Burn?
cant we ban bad humor? at least during the Temple Burn?
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Re: I'm a Dead Horse!...Beat Me!
Roberto Dobbisano wrote:in light of recent events, i've decided that my Neo-Nazi camp is just not cool anymore.
is there a artistic way to turn swastikas into flowers?
also, where is the best place to buy wigs, most of our camp is "bald"...
Here you go Bobby Dobs...
But dude seriously it's all about self reliance, have you read the survival guide, you could die you know, use the search function, etc. etc.
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Fashion question -- has anyone ever dressed like a dork on the playa?
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how do you use google?
FREE THE SHERPAS
Burners with torches is right and natural and just.-fishy.
CATCH AND RELEASE.
Burners with torches is right and natural and just.-fishy.
CATCH AND RELEASE.
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How bad can a little dust be?
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graidawg wrote:ygmir. i am british, to say i am french is high treason
So tell them ur British and it's your spare teeth...
Plan for the worst, expect the best.
Make the most out of it under any conditions.
If you cannot do that you will never enjoy yourself.
Make the most out of it under any conditions.
If you cannot do that you will never enjoy yourself.
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Plan for the worst, expect the best.
Make the most out of it under any conditions.
If you cannot do that you will never enjoy yourself.
Make the most out of it under any conditions.
If you cannot do that you will never enjoy yourself.
Re: I'm a Dead Horse!...Beat Me!
Bob wrote:Fashion question -- has anyone ever dressed like a dork on the playa?
I wish I had asked this question last year...
In my world there's only legible and more legible.
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H.G.Crosby wrote:simon's being mean again...
cant we ban bad humor? at least during the Temple Burn?
Go ahead and PM Simon; I'm sure you two can reach an understanding.
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wh..sh wrote:Bob wrote:Fashion question -- has anyone ever dressed like a dork on the playa?
I wish I had asked this question last year...
pics or it didn't happen.
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Ugly Dougly wrote:H.G.Crosby wrote:simon's being mean again...
cant we ban bad humor? at least during the Temple Burn?
Go ahead and PM Simon; I'm sure you two can reach an understanding.
That's not a reach around I ever want to see.
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Shambala wrote:I've come up with the solution for the ticket problem. If they print names on the tickets, then everything will be good.
I hate to bring this up again, but........
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Next year the ticketing group should announce: "DUE TO POPULAR DEMANDS, NAMES WILL BE PRINTED ON THE TICKETS, Names on tickets has to be done very carefully. Details will be released when tickets are printed and shipped." and then never reference it again. Flat out ignore all questions on how the system will work.
Then 6 months later, tickets are printed, shipped, and arrive completely covered in random names. Tiny print, like the terms and conditions on the back. No particular names. Just lots of 'em.
Then 6 months later, tickets are printed, shipped, and arrive completely covered in random names. Tiny print, like the terms and conditions on the back. No particular names. Just lots of 'em.
Re: I'm a Dead Horse!...Beat Me!
ygmir wrote:wh..sh wrote:Bob wrote:Fashion question -- has anyone ever dressed like a dork on the playa?
I wish I had asked this question last year...
pics or it didn't happen.
It happened alright. You are just out to ruin my online image.

In my world there's only legible and more legible.
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That's a winner.
You could have redeemed yourself by gifting enough shots of aquavit.
You could have redeemed yourself by gifting enough shots of aquavit.
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Bob wrote:You could have redeemed yourself by gifting enough shots of aquavit.
sigh... story of my life...
In my world there's only legible and more legible.
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Dorky? We have another name for that: barbaric splendor!
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are we there yet?
somebody please just lie to me and say we are.
Thanks!
somebody please just lie to me and say we are.
Thanks!
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