The Bar

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Wed Sep 29, 2004 1:33 am

Ladies night gets a "bad rap" here. Lots of "guys", yes, come to "see" "tittie"s and "drink" "beer".

Sometimes "I" think that all imaginary.

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Wed Sep 29, 2004 1:37 am

I think it time to do some cooking anyone hungry for quesadillas?

I ate a light dinner after a breakfast of ben and jerrys.

Oh and to go with the quesadillas how about a Negro Modelo with lime.

Jason

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Wed Sep 29, 2004 1:37 am

i noticed that...wanna nother "beer"?

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Wed Sep 29, 2004 1:39 am

Sandwichman wrote:I think it time to do some cooking anyone hungry for quesadillas?

I ate a light dinner after a breakfast of ben and jerrys.

Oh and to go with the quesadillas how about a Negro Modelo with lime.

Jason

ooohhh! perfect!!

careful in front of that hot stove wearing only yer

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Wed Sep 29, 2004 1:39 am

Why yes, yes, I do.

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Wed Sep 29, 2004 1:42 am

tisha2 wrote:
Sandwichman wrote:I think it time to do some cooking anyone hungry for quesadillas?

I ate a light dinner after a breakfast of ben and jerrys.

Oh and to go with the quesadillas how about a Negro Modelo with lime.

Jason
ooohhh! perfect!!

careful in front of that hot stove wearing only yer

I have learned to stand back a bit.

Jason

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Wed Sep 29, 2004 1:46 am

nipples wrote:Why yes, yes, I do.

well, then, here ya go!!

oh! lookee the time!

LAST CALL!!!

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Wed Sep 29, 2004 1:47 am

tisha2 wrote:
nipples wrote:Why yes, yes, I do.
well, then, here ya go!!

oh! lookee the time!

LAST CALL!!!

Damn already? Up north here we still have another 45 minutes you are killing me here.

Jason

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Wed Sep 29, 2004 1:52 am

Sandwichman wrote:
tisha2 wrote:
nipples wrote:Why yes, yes, I do.
well, then, here ya go!!

oh! lookee the time!

LAST CALL!!!
Damn already? Up north here we still have another 45 minutes you are killing me here.

Jason

well, since there don't seem to be any E-cops, or E-alcohol & beverage control, y'all are welcome to stay and help y'selves!! but it's bedtime for this little bartendress...

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Wed Sep 29, 2004 1:53 am

I am about to bail as well the rerun of Leno is about on. Have a goodnight all and please LNT.

Jason

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Wed Sep 29, 2004 1:56 am

My gratitude to tisha2 for the bar, eh.

Goodnight, sleep tight!

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Wed Sep 29, 2004 9:10 am

(Sweeping sounds from the back room as Samtzu comes in, pushing a broom)Hmmph! Ladies night! Those women sure leave a mess... cigarette butts, empties, panties...
Panties! Hey, let me have those...
Sure, here. Hmmm... a little ball of brown tar? I wonder what the hell that is... and parts of a bunnie costume... wait, it has a label... "that fun is played out/ surely he feels no suction/ off the playa floor" ... What the hell is that all about... nevermind... okay, here are two Captain's caps... filled with... yeeeuch! Puke!! Rough night on the water, I guess...

And a straw cowboy hat on the top of the bar. Maybe I better deliver this to Tisha personally... although she maybe be having a 'sandwich' right now... naw... I'll leave it here.

I hate to look out in the parking lot....

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Sep 29, 2004 9:31 am

Chef Ra wrote: "If you do a little research, you will find that doctors in England are predicting cannabis could be as widely prescribed as aspirin within a few years.

Um, it IS already as widle prescribed as aspirin. I've never needed a scrip for Bayer.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Sep 29, 2004 9:56 am

Good morning. As soon as the bar is up and running I'd like a Sea Snake Venom with a porter chaser.

And what's the lead time on ordering a Pago-Pago Octopus?

glynda · Post by **glynda** » Wed Sep 29, 2004 10:19 am

morning kids... :-)

i'm just bopping in for a quick drink... need ice... where is all the ice??? what a party last night, huh??? you used up all of the ice???

okay, so i'll quickly refill the ice from the back...

and i'm having a martini lunch... bombay gin, dry, and a little dirty with extra olives...

place looks great, samtzu... good work on the clean up!!! thank you...

and i'd set out a pago pago octupus for you, cryptofishist, if i had any idea of what it was... tisha2 probably knows... where is she??? shouldn't the bar be open already??? it's after 10, for chrissakes!!![/i]

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Sep 29, 2004 10:35 am

A Pago Pago Octopus is the only thing strong enough to get this out of my mind.

allanon2 wrote: rodent wrote:
Has the IRS audited nignog? I heard that he's being paid under the table by stopburningman.org? Did he report that income?

---
rodent (putting the eek in geek)

i think i only paid him 595 dollars so no 1099 form needed

Rantasourus rex trying to develope a sense of humor. Hallowe'en must be upon us.

Unfortunately, the Octopus is like Peking Duck--a very special order.

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Wed Sep 29, 2004 11:51 am

*stumble* *blink...blink*

...mornin'...

...snerf...mumble...shot n coffee...fuck...

glynda · Post by **glynda** » Wed Sep 29, 2004 11:52 am

theCryptofishist wrote:A Pago Pago Octopus is the only thing strong enough to get this out of my mind.
allanon2 wrote: rodent wrote:
Has the IRS audited nignog? I heard that he's being paid under the table by stopburningman.org? Did he report that income?

---
rodent (putting the eek in geek)

i think i only paid him 595 dollars so no 1099 form needed
Rantasourus rex trying to develope a sense of humor. Hallowe'en must be upon us.

Unfortunately, the Octopus is like Peking Duck--a very special order.

special drink for a special fish... it might little early in the day to start out... in some parts of the world... but not here!!! it sounds like you need it!!!

so, i throw 6 parts gold rum, 1 tsp white crème de cacao, 1 tsp green chartreuse, squeeze 2 parts fresh lime juice, and 2 parts pineapple juice into a cocktail shaker with cracked ice (had to use my tent stake mallet)... i shake it up and pour into a nice, chilled old-fashioned glass...

glynda · Post by **glynda** » Wed Sep 29, 2004 11:53 am

tisha2 wrote:*stumble* *blink...blink*

...mornin'...

...snerf...mumble...shot n coffee...fuck...

good morning, sunshine!!! (hands over a nice steaming cup of coffee) shot of whiskey?

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Sep 29, 2004 11:54 am

Sooooooooooooooooothin' on my jangled nerves.

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Wed Sep 29, 2004 12:01 pm

what's on tap today?

glynda · Post by **glynda** » Wed Sep 29, 2004 12:05 pm

stuart wrote:what's on tap today?

we got it all, baby... what would you like???

calicowboy925 · Post by **calicowboy925** » Wed Sep 29, 2004 12:07 pm

:P Hello My bar buds! I just have time for a quick one, ok, maybe two....and can I have a cup of fish shit with that?

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Wed Sep 29, 2004 12:09 pm

glynda wrote:
tisha2 wrote:*stumble* *blink...blink*

...mornin'...

...snerf...mumble...shot n coffee...fuck...

good morning, sunshine!!! (hands over a nice steaming cup of coffee) shot of whiskey?

*blank stare*

is there actually a question mark there???

glynda · Post by **glynda** » Wed Sep 29, 2004 12:09 pm

calicowboy925 wrote::P Hello My bar buds! I just have time for a quick one, ok, maybe two....and can I have a cup of fish shit with that?

little martini lunch??? i've got extra olives... ;-)

hey!!! it is so food...

glynda · Post by **glynda** » Wed Sep 29, 2004 12:10 pm

tisha2 wrote:
glynda wrote:
tisha2 wrote:*stumble* *blink...blink*

...mornin'...

...snerf...mumble...shot n coffee...fuck...

good morning, sunshine!!! (hands over a nice steaming cup of coffee) shot of whiskey?
*blank stare*

is there actually a question mark there???

oh, it's wicked tisha2 this morning... if you could open your eyes, sweet thing, you could see the shot of whiskey in front of you...

and she gives bartendress duties back to the one & only!!!

glynda · Post by **glynda** » Wed Sep 29, 2004 12:11 pm

glynda wrote:
tisha2 wrote:
glynda wrote:
good morning, sunshine!!! (hands over a nice steaming cup of coffee) shot of whiskey?
*blank stare*

is there actually a question mark there???
oh, it's wicked tisha2 this morning... if you could open your eyes, sweet thing, you could see the shot of whiskey in front of you...

and she gives bartendress duties back to the one & only!!!

and runs away, quickly, before her head gets bitten off

calicowboy925 · Post by **calicowboy925** » Wed Sep 29, 2004 12:12 pm

That's right and there is a hamburger in every beer!

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Wed Sep 29, 2004 12:13 pm

samtzu wrote:(Sweeping sounds from the back room as Samtzu comes in, pushing a broom)Hmmph! Ladies night! Those women sure leave a mess... cigarette butts, empties, panties...
Panties! Hey, let me have those...
Sure, here. Hmmm... a little ball of brown tar? I wonder what the hell that is... and parts of a bunnie costume... wait, it has a label... "that fun is played out/ surely he feels no suction/ off the playa floor" ... What the hell is that all about... nevermind... okay, here are two Captain's caps... filled with... yeeeuch! Puke!! Rough night on the water, I guess...

And a straw cowboy hat on the top of the bar. Maybe I better deliver this to Tisha personally... although she maybe be having a 'sandwich' right now... naw... I'll leave it here.

I hate to look out in the parking lot....

...thanks for the cleanup, baby, but you can keep yer judgements to yerself...and gimmee that hat *yoink*

...havin' a sandwich...sheesh.

Thanks for covering the bar, Glynda...i'm gonna curl up in this booth over here - ack! what the fuck is that eewwww!! LNT people....LNfuckingT!!

....who's makin' breakfast??

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Wed Sep 29, 2004 12:19 pm

glynda wrote:
glynda wrote:
tisha2 wrote: *blank stare*

is there actually a question mark there???
oh, it's wicked tisha2 this morning... if you could open your eyes, sweet thing, you could see the shot of whiskey in front of you...

and she gives bartendress duties back to the one & only!!!
and runs away, quickly, before her head gets bitten off

yeah, that's right...*WICKED BARTENDRESS* today...you better run! YOU BETTER RUN!!

*gulp*
*slams emptly shot glass on bar*

where's that f%^ing bottle...

..howdy, cowboy...crypto. *tips hat* sorry you had to see that...

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