You're a glittery unicorn with endless energy who can't really figure out how to camp on her own and can't really do any physical labor?! Where do I sign up!? You can join my camp. We're by the trash fence. Just keep walking, you'll find us.
I can't wait to buy everything, organize it, lug it to burning man and then set it up so you can bounce around my camp and drink all my booze. Sounds like a blast.
I get that no one likes new kids on the forum.
Sigh. I think I still count as a relatively new kid on the forum. People have been fine with me- in fact the vast majority have been supportive and many have been downright helpful (For instance, it looks like from his website, Bob can build fucking anything, and answers with really helpful stuff if you actually had a question). However, unlike you my sparkly little princess, I try to get my shit together before I post here- I don't always succeed, and I've certainly been the brunt of a snarky post or two- but for fucks sake try. Self. Fucking. Reliance. (Not to mention participation and community- you are not participating nor adding to the community by "showing up"). Google something. Think about it for fifteen whole seconds first. Figure out how to survive and then figure out how to make the event better. You in the end did find your theme camp- so perhaps there is hope yet.
I'm not really saying anything new, apparently I've been surfing this board long enough to just get annoyed by shit like this.
So I'll say this:
Please read these things: http://www.burningman.com/first_timers/
, http://www.burningman.com/whatisburning ... iples.html
Please. Don't die. This environment does not fuck around. If you are in trouble, someone will likely help you- but the point is to be prepared and not get in trouble.