The best rumors you have heard about Burning Man this year.

Foxfur · Post by **Foxfur** » Wed Aug 08, 2012 8:23 pm

Really? I heard that The Man will be built with patchoullite composite materials to discourage climbers.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Aug 08, 2012 8:29 pm

Oh boy, when it goes up in flames it will really shoot out splinters everywhere!

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Fri Aug 10, 2012 5:22 am

SOUP NAZI HAS BEEN HIRED TO RUN WILL CALL.

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Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Sat Aug 11, 2012 5:11 pm

we made WAY too much Acid this Year...

FIGJAM · Post by **FIGJAM** » Sat Aug 11, 2012 6:26 pm

Well there your problem!!!

Blotter would have packed smaller.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Sat Aug 11, 2012 7:16 pm

But it wouldn't have attracted as many ants...

Roberto Dobbisano · Post by **Roberto Dobbisano** » Sat Aug 11, 2012 8:12 pm

all things in their place and a place for all things.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Sat Aug 11, 2012 9:47 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:But it wouldn't have attracted as many ants...

oh? that's a knowing smile if I've ever seen one.

RedHeaven · Post by **RedHeaven** » Sat Aug 18, 2012 12:23 pm

Burning Man is suing the county, this is the last year on black rock! Smoke em if you got em

Mosin · Post by **Mosin** » Sat Aug 18, 2012 12:36 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:I heard that DPW and GP&E were joining forces to stamp out the patchouli trade this year...

I heard it was pakaki. At least that's the word on the street.

Roberto Dobbisano · Post by **Roberto Dobbisano** » Sat Aug 18, 2012 12:37 pm

this site is monitored by at least 4 govt. agencies.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Sat Aug 18, 2012 12:55 pm

Mosin wrote:
theCryptofishist wrote:I heard that DPW and GP&E were joining forces to stamp out the patchouli trade this year...
I heard it was pakaki. At least that's the word on the street.

it's "bhukaki" you simpletons!!

Mosin · Post by **Mosin** » Sat Aug 18, 2012 2:11 pm

ygmir wrote:
Mosin wrote:
theCryptofishist wrote:I heard that DPW and GP&E were joining forces to stamp out the patchouli trade this year...
I heard it was pakaki. At least that's the word on the street.
it's "bhukaki" you simpletons!!

Wait, I thot is was BUKAKE? At least that's what the giant flashing sign proclaimed in ~2010.

There will be no bukake allowed in 2012, apparently.

Foxfur · Post by **Foxfur** » Sat Aug 18, 2012 3:54 pm

Mosin wrote:
ygmir wrote:
Mosin wrote:
it's "bhukaki" you simpletons!!
Wait, I thot is was BUKAKE? At least that's what the giant flashing sign proclaimed in ~2010.

There will be no bukake allowed in 2012, apparently.

Come on face reality.

CornMan · Post by **CornMan** » Sat Aug 18, 2012 4:00 pm

I've heard that balaclava masks are in style this year. I looked online and could not find any brightly colored ones like Pussy Riot's.

Foxfur · Post by **Foxfur** » Sat Aug 18, 2012 4:28 pm

Zeke Chaparral wrote:I've heard that balaclava masks are in style this year. I looked online and could not find any brightly colored ones like Pussy Riot's.

Officer? Is that your nightstick or are you just happy to see me?

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Sat Aug 18, 2012 5:27 pm

I'm sitting here wondering if it's possible to spice up my black ones with brighter yarn...

CornMan · Post by **CornMan** » Sat Aug 18, 2012 6:25 pm

There are some available on Ebay, and they can ship them out on time, but my paypal account is empty. It would be fun to have 4 or 5 of us wearing the different colors.

TomServo · Post by **TomServo** » Sat Aug 18, 2012 6:32 pm

Cthulhuclava, made by a dear, fellow eplayan.

taken on tinfoil hat day

This is the year!

gyre · Post by **gyre** » Sun Aug 19, 2012 3:49 am

High vis
http://www.gemplers.com/high-vis-headwear

Zhust · Post by **Zhust** » Sun Aug 19, 2012 4:58 am

Just to reiterate from a more dead thread ...

gyre · Post by **gyre** » Sun Aug 19, 2012 5:06 am

Submit that photo to everyone that ran a story on them and add a few blogs, and it could go viral.

A lesson in social media and pr for them.

CornMan · Post by **CornMan** » Wed Aug 22, 2012 9:09 am

2012 will be the year of the merkin.

Roberto Dobbisano · Post by **Roberto Dobbisano** » Sun Nov 11, 2012 11:09 am

FlyRanchProject.Org is starting the process of creating a year round sustainable community for freaks and geeks.

H.G.Crosby · Post by **H.G.Crosby** » Sun Nov 18, 2012 11:48 am

Weiner so NO to wieners....or, the end of shirtcocking as we know it.

Post by **Savannah** » Sun Nov 18, 2012 3:03 pm

Roberto Dobbisano wrote:this site is monitored by at least 4 govt. agencies.

I am one of them.

My budget is very small.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Sun Nov 18, 2012 3:15 pm

Savannah wrote:
Roberto Dobbisano wrote:this site is monitored by at least 4 govt. agencies.
I am one of them.

My budget is very small.

You lie! I saw your Mutant Entrapment Vehicle!

Post by **Savannah** » Sun Nov 18, 2012 3:20 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:
Savannah wrote:
Roberto Dobbisano wrote:this site is monitored by at least 4 govt. agencies.
I am one of them.

My budget is very small.
You lie! I saw your Mutant Entrapment Vehicle!

It was a gift!

dustyroller · Post by **dustyroller** » Sun Nov 18, 2012 4:04 pm

bill murray was there this year AND i saw justin beiber in the orgy dome!

tattoogoddess · Post by **tattoogoddess** » Sun Nov 18, 2012 4:48 pm

could explain why salena is so pissed lol

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