Fast Pass???

[dwonj]

I randomly see on various posts the topic of a "Fast Pass" for Exodus. Does such a thing really exist or is it a Burning Man (urban) Legend?

First time burner here....

[AntiM]

Yeah, no.

[lemur]

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[Sham]

Point 1 is a good point!

[ygmir]

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[stew]

Hand out drugs to police cars. With a bit of luck, you'll get a free ride through the fast lane to the nearest jail.

[Rice]

I randomly see on various posts the topic of a "Fast Pass" for Exodus. Does such a thing really exist or is it a Burning Man (urban) Legend?

First time burner here....

No such thing. Gotta get in line like everyone else.

If you want to meet some of the nice men and woman in uniform, sure, try to leave by point 1. Maybe when they are searching your vehicle you will earn a chance to wear those neat metal wrist bands and get a free ride too.

There is an exclusion zone around BRC. If you are outside the city and not on Gate Road you are trespassing. If you are lucky you will talk to Perimeter staff and get an escort to where you need to be. If you give attitude or are simply unlucky, you will have an encounter with the BLM Rangers - get a trespassing ticket, and all the assorted benefits of a LE encounter.

[some seeing eye]

You would expect that an event would have a special gate for law enforcement, emergency vehicles, portapotty pumpers. No way no how would you have access. What you really want to do is fly in and out in a private plane with essentially zero luggage. There is even a commercial charter company if you don't have your own plane and know how to fly at altitude and land at an itinerant airstrip.

Many of the contributors to eplaya are very experienced. But we can be snarky when virgins ask these type of questions. Enjoy your exodus!

[theCryptofishist]

Well, dwonj, at least you know to look ask when someone starts making spectacular claims...

[Playa+Tom]

Exodus is an annual rite of passage, there are no shortcuts, savor the experience.

[Canoe]

I thought you bought the Exodus Fast Pass from the machine at Center Camp Cafe, right next to the ATM?

[gyre]

What you want is the BRC Tunnel Pass.




Like this, but more cryptic

[BBadger]

It's not a Fast Pass, but rather they make all the lanes "Fast Pass Lanes" at 10AM on Sunday, the day of the Temple burn. Only 15 minutes wait and you're out. They then reopen the Fast Pass Lanes on Tuesday after the burn.

[Rice]

If you want a fast exit, do it when no one else is trying to leave. Simple

[Sham]

Sunday morning, if you can get you car moving by 7:30am, you will drive right out with virtually no wait.
If the weather is violent and dusty, it will help to clear the city early and ease the crowds later in the week.

[wh..sh]

Sunday morning, if you can get you car moving by 7:30am, you will drive right out with virtually no wait.

I approve this message.

[FIGJAM]

I thought you bought the Exodus Fast Pass from the machine at Center Camp Cafe, right next to the ATM?

Nope, their at "Will Call" this year.

[Elliot]

You would expect that an event would have a special gate for law enforcement, emergency vehicles, portapotty pumpers.

That's exactly what Point 1 is. All others stay far away from it, please.
I'll be working two shifts at Point 1, and I'm a mean son-of-a-bitch!

[Rice]

You would expect that an event would have a special gate for law enforcement, emergency vehicles, portapotty pumpers.

That's exactly what Point 1 is. All others stay far away from it, please.
I'll be working two shifts at Point 1, and I'm a mean son-of-a-bitch!

And, it is only a few hundred feet from the law enforcement compound. (Driving out of BRC through point 1 is trespassing.) Only needed LE once in 4 years at point 1, only took 1 minute and 3 LE vehicles responded.

[Canoe]

I once flew along and then into the little airport out at the tip where you land after passing over the scrub-bush/swamp. They do build well there. You could barely see the tunnel entrance/exit. They put the subway in after I was last there, but I expect they've built the stations to the same hidden-from-plain-sight standards?

[gyre]

Low key is their mantra, until it comes to real estate prices.


John Waters calls it real estate pornography.

[portaplaya]

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Please don't use my photos without credit. Or better yet: permission.

[Eric]

Thread restored as copyrighted images have been removed, as per copyright holders request (TOS, Section 8 )

[lemur]

oh fer fucks sake.

get a life.

[CrispyDave]

He did say Section 8, there must be some insight here to that?

[EspressoDude]

Exodus is an annual rite of passage, there are no shortcuts, savor the experience.

read that as: "Exodus is an anal rite of passage, savor the experience."

[lemur]

FAIR USE

FAIR USE

the person who made the point one image that is in the background of my photograph did not expose it correctly, also, i think the composition is a bit boring.

you can see the error of their ways for yourself by visiting this website:

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PLEASE RESPECT MY RIGHTS AS A COPYRIGHT HOLDER. DO NOT REMOVE THE PHOTO ABOVE, AN IMAGE THAT I OWN.. AN IMAGE POSTED IN THE SPIRIT OF RADICAL SELF EXPRESSION..FREE SPEECH AND SHARED AS A CRITIQUE AS ALLOWED BY OUR NATIONS IDEA OF FAIR USE...


there is also this image which is posted as a fair use parody ...

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Please don't use my photos without credit. Or better yet: permission.

OH.. WITHOUT CREDIT?

i guess the ugly logo for yer biz in the corner isnt enough attribution ?

perhaps this fair use parody which attributes it to the owner is good enough?

IMAGE BELOW OWNED BY OVERBEARING COPYRIGHT HOLDER
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[Bob]

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Please don't use my photos without credit. Or better yet: permission.

I won't say that you're an absolutely huge cunt, because I'm sure you aren't actually an absolutely huge cunt. Or are you?

[lemur]

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