The Bar

calicowboy925 · Post by **calicowboy925** » Wed Sep 29, 2004 12:19 pm

I'm sooooo ready to decomp! I dont think I've come down from my Black Rock trip....I am really feeling like Im in a cage! Say bartender, can I have another martini...dirty of course!

calicowboy925 · Post by **calicowboy925** » Wed Sep 29, 2004 12:21 pm

Hey there lil' Miss......and BTW...Cowboys like tough bartenders

calicowboy925 · Post by **calicowboy925** » Wed Sep 29, 2004 12:23 pm

Say bartender, can i buy the house a round....them gals down there sure look purrrrty!

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Sep 29, 2004 12:25 pm

calicowboy925 wrote:That's right and there is a hamburger in every beer!

Wait, how could all those polka bands lie to me: "In hamburger there is no beer. . ."

glynda · Post by **glynda** » Wed Sep 29, 2004 12:34 pm

this bar is clothing optional, right???

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Wed Sep 29, 2004 12:38 pm

calicowboy925 wrote:Hey there lil' Miss......and BTW...Cowboys like tough bartenders

calicowboy925 wrote:Say bartender, can i buy the house a round....them gals down there sure look purrrrty! :wink:

easy there, big fella...it's still early yet...

...where's the fucking bouncer??...late again...

oh shit, Glynda's naked again.

Need a drink, Cryptofishy - ...jezuz, that avatar is making me dizzy...

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Wed Sep 29, 2004 1:13 pm

Only can step in for minute got to run for a little bit but I will be back for the afternoon happy hour and tunes.

Jason

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Wed Sep 29, 2004 1:20 pm

Sandwichman wrote:Only can step in for minute got to run for a little bit but I will be back for the afternoon happy hour and tunes.

Jason

hey, wait...! what about this drunk cowboy??! Hey!

...oh shit...

i'm going out to a meeting...where's my whiskey...

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Wed Sep 29, 2004 3:44 pm

Jeebus it's rough out there today on the eplaya.

I feel all aggro and vulnerable at the same time.

Could I please have a snuggly hot chocolate and baileys with whipped cream, ground cinammon and chocolate sauce drizzled on top?

calicowboy925 · Post by **calicowboy925** » Wed Sep 29, 2004 4:40 pm

Look Lady, I dont wanna get surly here, but I fight 1200 pound horses for a living, your bouncer better pack a lunch, cuz it's gonna be an all day job! Oh, and I like those shoes.....

calicowboy925 · Post by **calicowboy925** » Wed Sep 29, 2004 4:42 pm

Y'know Miss, you're shiny like gold in a buckle....oh, wait, better tell ya that's cowboy for purrrrty!

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Wed Sep 29, 2004 4:43 pm

What's with all the yahoos on the e-playa today? Weird. And why are they yelling all the frickin' time?

Tish, I need a strong one. Reeeeaaaaal strong. Hey, did anybody find a little black ball of goo around here? It ain't mine... But if you find it, I'll make sure it gets back to the rightful owner. Sure.

calicowboy925 · Post by **calicowboy925** » Wed Sep 29, 2004 4:46 pm

"Hey buddy, check it out, Glynda's nekkid...now THAT will put lead in yer pencil! Just liken' my grandpappy used to say, I'm thinkin there's a polecat in the henhouse!

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Wed Sep 29, 2004 4:50 pm

This moron has to be a troll...

calicowboy925 · Post by **calicowboy925** » Wed Sep 29, 2004 4:50 pm

There's a guy out back crawlin around lookin for that lil' black ball o' goo...soon as he finds it were gonna roll one up, you girls in?

DM · Post by DM » Wed Sep 29, 2004 4:51 pm

Jiminy Christmas Albaquerque Christ All-Mighty Minnessota damn.

Whew. I have been working on this big parade for the past 3 months and sheeyyiite. I need a fricking drink.

Bar-keep, hook me up with 10 shots of Tequila please, I am gonna be here a while.

Just make sure to kick me out by Saturday.

By the way, you got a bed for me? I'm planning ahead here. I can see myself - yes - I see myself - passing out.

calicowboy925 · Post by **calicowboy925** » Wed Sep 29, 2004 4:53 pm

So, Non-sensie...who gave you the key to the golden crapper? callin people names??? Just like a Seattle shrew, hows your fatherless kid????

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Wed Sep 29, 2004 4:55 pm

Sorry to butt in on a bar fight ... but can I get a cold pint of Courage please? I don't generally hang out in bars, but I'm in a mood tonight.

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Wed Sep 29, 2004 4:55 pm

Can you believe this moron? I still say 'troll'. Nobody could be that stupid.

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Wed Sep 29, 2004 4:56 pm

The bar's is yours, calico. Enjoy talking to yourself.

calicowboy925 · Post by **calicowboy925** » Wed Sep 29, 2004 4:58 pm

troll??? Hmmm enjoy your $6.50 an hour job loser....and what makes you so special other than the helmet and short bus that takes window lickers like you to the retard school???

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Wed Sep 29, 2004 5:12 pm

allright, allright! Hold on a minute, Sensei...here's some perfectly warmed Sake and yer favorite seat in the booth by the window...I'll take care of this one...

Cowboy, honey, I know you been in here a while and yer looking for a little Playa-lovin' cuz yer comin' down and all, butcha gotta treat this here eplaya just like you would the real thing...now you wouldn't go stomping into my *real* bar in Black Rock, yell at everyone, hit on all the girls, and pick fights with my friends, wouldja?? I certainly hope not, baby. Cuz here, just like there, when that happens the family tends to band together and kindly show the fucktard the nearest exit. Which, by the way, is right over there...unless, of course, you'd like to lower yer voice, take a seat, and a few deep breaths...then I just might fix you up the best damn Margarita you've ever had.

*NOW* It is officially happy hour, folks!! What'll y'all have?? DM & Geekster yers are comin' right up!!!!

cookiepusss · Post by **cookiepusss** » Wed Sep 29, 2004 5:19 pm

Cookiepusss in da house!

Sensei you look so fucking hot when you are angry. Get that tight little booty over here and give your ol' Cookiepusss a smacker!

DM · Post by DM » Wed Sep 29, 2004 5:26 pm

achem (silent ) cough-cough...ahh, sorry to bug you again, but ahh, you know..the bed??? Whats going on with that.

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Wed Sep 29, 2004 5:28 pm

Okay - here's a shitload o shots for DM - thanks for all the hard work, baby!! I'm sure the parade'll be worth it! here's to ya'! *clink* and there's a super comfy queen size right back there...fresh sheets, too! nighty-night!

Cookiepuss!! Nice to see ya' - help yerself to whatever you want, and get Sensei something yummy, too.

Geekster - here's a tall and frosty one for ya.

And Stuart - baby, do I hear that!...rough day out there...must be a duststorm brewin'. That drink sounds *fantastic*!! Here's another!

Okay - kids, that oughtta tide you over for a while...I've got some business to take care, and I'll see y'all later!

Simply Joel · Post by **Simply Joel** » Wed Sep 29, 2004 5:31 pm

Sensei wrote:This moron has to be a troll...

i gotta agree... and one with a predilection for bold print...

i read some of his positions elsewhere, not much i would sign my name to

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Wed Sep 29, 2004 5:32 pm

Oh, the bed. I hear that the playa dust was getting the clamshell bubble bath all yucky so they had to take it out. They had to do SOMETHING with the space.

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Wed Sep 29, 2004 5:36 pm

Hmmm, Tisha, thanks! Boy that really hits the spot. I'll have another and will take it easy this time ... I was parched.

cookiepusss · Post by **cookiepusss** » Wed Sep 29, 2004 5:38 pm

Look, I hate to drink and run, but let me fire down this here Jaeger shot and bolt this popsicle stand there are some people I got to see about some sprinkles they are bringing in from Colombia, if you get my drift. Tell Sensei if you see him, my frosting is starting to melt.

Adios mothafuckas

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Wed Sep 29, 2004 5:47 pm

Nice to meet you, cookiepuss ... good luck with your sprinkles