The Bar

calicowboy925 · Post by **calicowboy925** » Thu Sep 30, 2004 9:41 am

*Door flies open, leaves dance thier way into the Bar*
"WHEW! It's a chilly wind out there, fall has come to town"
"Is there a bartender today or serve yourself???"

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Thu Sep 30, 2004 11:01 am

Well, hello, Cowboy. I see you've lowered yer voice...me and my faithful barfies (and our hearty hangovers) much appreciate that.

...Now as long as nobody brings up politics, we'll be fine...

What can I getcha??

And who's that down at the dark end of the bar...???

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Sep 30, 2004 11:05 am

"barfies" what's a barfy? I was hoping to have some barflies for breakfast, but I guess it's lox and bagels instead.

Better give me something cold to wash it down.

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Thu Sep 30, 2004 11:11 am

Good morning all. I make no excuses for lastnight. I am only glad there were not many people in here. Bartender please 3 Aleve and a bottle of scotch. I don't know my scotch so someone set me up right.

So can anyone explain these claw marks on my neck? Also my big toe is aching pretty good. Anyone?

Simply Joel · Post by **Simply Joel** » Thu Sep 30, 2004 11:13 am

Sandwichman wrote:So can anyone explain these claw marks on my neck? Also my big toe is aching pretty good. Anyone?

an amorous feline and a curb a little too high?

Rob the Wop · Post by **Rob the Wop** » Thu Sep 30, 2004 11:25 am

tisha2 wrote:...Now as long as nobody brings up politics, we'll be fine...

Hey, I got this joke- Saddam and Dubya walk into a bar...
no, not this one...
well, no...
OK, I'll shut up.

Make it a Glenlivet double, straight up. Widmeir Bros Heif as a back. And fried Mozzarella sticks with marinara sauce.

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Thu Sep 30, 2004 11:33 am

Going to fire up the juke in a few I will let you all know how to listen in.

Jason

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Thu Sep 30, 2004 11:42 am

http://www.shoutcast.com/sbin/shoutcast ... lename.pls

We are up and running. Let me know of any audio problems I am fooling with a new program.

Jason

Simply Joel · Post by **Simply Joel** » Thu Sep 30, 2004 11:49 am

tisha2 wrote:Well, hello, Cowboy. I see you've lowered yer voice...me and my faithful barfies (and our hearty hangovers) much appreciate that.

...Now as long as nobody brings up politics, we'll be fine...

What can I getcha??

And who's that down at the dark end of the bar...???

politically free conversations in a bar, say it aint so.

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Thu Sep 30, 2004 12:21 pm

Hellooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Echooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

*Tumbleweed blows past*

Did I miss exodus or something? Where did ya all go?

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Thu Sep 30, 2004 12:25 pm

Sorry lost the audio for a second but it is back up now.

Jason

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Thu Sep 30, 2004 12:37 pm

Sorry all, radio is down for now....

Lesson one today

NEVER TRY AND OPERATE A PROGRAM THAT IS SMARTER THAN YOU AFTER A NIGHT OF DRINKING WHISKEY

Sorry for the caps but it is an important lesson.

anyone want to come to Portland and upgrade my computer? If I had faster processing the program would fly but alas.

Do you ever feel like you are talking to yourself and you hear the echo in your mind?

Jason

calicowboy925 · Post by **calicowboy925** » Thu Sep 30, 2004 1:03 pm

Is that cute barkeep here? Hmmm, well, I like the bar, but I dont think name callin and judgements are suitable for a place such as this...specially for a vet like myself...some need to learn one trip to the Playa does not necessarily make you a burner! I was gonna order a Jack-n-coke, but i just heard they lowered the proof from 86 to 80...simply added water...and they claim to stick to a generations old recipe....Poor ole Jack Daniels, spinnin' in his grave! How about a Coors Light? Nah, make that a Cassadores margi, might as well get a buzz goin!

Rob the Wop · Post by **Rob the Wop** » Thu Sep 30, 2004 1:08 pm

calicowboy925 wrote:...specially for a vet like myself...

I know of three vets at the bar so far, so that's not gonna get you as much mileage as you think. I personally served 6 as a CB.

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Thu Sep 30, 2004 1:16 pm

but does he mean BM vet, or, like, *war* vet??

and why doesn't he ever directly to respond to any direct responses to him...talks about us, but not *to* us...like we're not even here...

and who's he callin a newbie??? i'm so confused....

*begins disconsolately mixing a good, strong g & t*

...oh, and...uh, Hi, Sandy...er...

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Thu Sep 30, 2004 1:20 pm

calico***boy wrote:

specially for a vet like myself

Large animal or small?...

calicowboy925 · Post by **calicowboy925** » Thu Sep 30, 2004 1:22 pm

Definately large Sam...the lil' ones seem to scratch and squirm too much.....

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Thu Sep 30, 2004 1:30 pm

aaahhhh....that's better!!!

Hi, Sam!! the usual?

And, [innocently] no one's ever complained about *my* scratching and squirming...[/innocently]

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Thu Sep 30, 2004 1:43 pm

tisha2 wrote:And, [innocently] no one's ever complained about *my* scratching and squirming...[/innocently]

Were you the one who scratched me up?

I am not complaining I just need to piece together the night.

Jason

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Thu Sep 30, 2004 1:54 pm

Yeah, Tisha... the ususal... I'm working too much for the unusual. I'll be poppin' in and outta' for the rest of the afternoon and into the night? Hey, Rob... How's tricks?

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Thu Sep 30, 2004 1:56 pm

Sand-man wrote:Were you the one who scratched me up?

unfortunately, no...*pout*...'twasn't me...I was snuggled up tight in my bed, all alone BTW, loooong before you showed yer shnockered butt in here last night.

Here y'are, Sam, a tall club soda with a twist...unless you need something stronger...?

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Thu Sep 30, 2004 2:00 pm

No... nothing stronger... BTW, have you seen Woodrow? He wandered in here earlier...

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Thu Sep 30, 2004 2:01 pm

calicowboy925 wrote:I dont think name callin and judgements are suitable for a place such as this...

he also wrote

Quit being such an uniformed idiot
wake up moron

me? 1 trip to the playa? Nah. Maybe one too many.

Hey love, I'll have one of them G&Ts as well please. What you make those with?

Lydia Love · Post by **Lydia Love** » Thu Sep 30, 2004 2:02 pm

Sam... it's probably a bad idea to actually *lose* him.

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Thu Sep 30, 2004 2:07 pm

Lovely Lydia wrote:

Sam... it's probably a bad idea to actually *lose* him.

Well, he's definately big enough to go out on his own, and often does, so I don't mind. I haven't really given the little guy much of a workout lately, so this is my way of making sure he doesn't, er... explode... or something....

You haven't seen him, have you?

Alpha · Post by **Alpha** » Thu Sep 30, 2004 2:14 pm

samtzu wrote: You haven't seen him, have you?

Thanks to all that is holy, NO.

Mojito for me... I'm feeling festive.

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Thu Sep 30, 2004 2:41 pm

Woodrow...? No, haven't seen him ...maybe that's why it's so quiet in here today...

I did hear something down at the "other" end of the bar, though...think I may have a mouse...

Stuart - heh, heh....10 points! Bombaby Sapphire, baby!

A mojito for the wolf...ole!

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Thu Sep 30, 2004 2:47 pm

It's actually quite refreshing not to have the little guy yammering in my ear all day long, trying to make decisions for me, leading me into all sorts of weird situations, there was this one time... no! It's too horrible! I almost had to gnaw my arm off to get away.

Alpha! You know what I mean... that whole, "who the fuck put this trap on my trail?" thingy? I mean, being a wolf and all....

Simply Joel · Post by **Simply Joel** » Thu Sep 30, 2004 2:49 pm

almost time for beer.

take care all

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Thu Sep 30, 2004 2:57 pm

I am off for the weekend. Everyone drink safely anyone fucks with the bartender we will have problems when I return

Jason