The Bar

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Thu Sep 30, 2004 10:50 pm

I love you guys......can you call me a cab please..........

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Thu Sep 30, 2004 10:53 pm

Anybody feel like a game of pool?

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Thu Sep 30, 2004 10:56 pm

shuure.....where's the ping pong table?

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Thu Sep 30, 2004 10:57 pm

the games are all down at the other end of the bar. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------->

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Thu Sep 30, 2004 10:58 pm

that far? I can't even see it....

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Thu Sep 30, 2004 11:01 pm

If I wanted to hear an an asshole All I would have to do is fart.

ha.

please call me a cab...........please.

ha.

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Thu Sep 30, 2004 11:02 pm

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Thu Sep 30, 2004 11:02 pm

(Back door opens, cold air mixes dramtically with smoke, in tendrils curling in. Closes fast, on spring to slap yer ass)

Alrighty then. That was nice. Oh never mind was just talking to myself.

No! Don't go away! I meant never-mind my saying whatever I was saying, but I would like a LaBatt's Blue, please.

(whoa, nice ass)

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Thu Sep 30, 2004 11:05 pm

Fine.
You are a cab.

(In Henny Youngman?! accent)

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Thu Sep 30, 2004 11:07 pm

Cab's here, baby...

CA - It's a big bar, virtually endless...
Hey, how is it you're sitting here all lit up, *and* you're holding up 10 other conversations on this board...?

Hi, Nippples, baby...comin' right up!

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Thu Sep 30, 2004 11:07 pm

I hate it when I say "Nice ass" and people think I am talking about THEM!

(as bartender walks back towards nipples, menancingly)

Can't you see I am touching my own buttocks here?!

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Thu Sep 30, 2004 11:11 pm

I cant take it.......I want to take this to the cursh thread......this is tooo funny.

My bad.............please call me a cab.................sorry........I was watching the Daily show.........Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ah........ha ha ha ......ha ha ha ha........

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Thu Sep 30, 2004 11:13 pm

nipples wrote:I hate it when I say "Nice ass" and people think I am talking about THEM!

(as bartender walks back towards nipples, menancingly)

Can't you see I am touching my own buttocks here?!

yeah, I see it! ...and it's a little disturbing watching a bunny do that...

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Thu Sep 30, 2004 11:13 pm

is any body watching thed daily show?

please call me a cab...........

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Thu Sep 30, 2004 11:20 pm

tisha2 wrote:Cab's here, baby...

CA - It's a big bar, virtually endless...
Hey, how is it you're sitting here all lit up, *and* you're holding up 10 other conversations on this board...?

(Beach Boys) maw maw maw maw I get around
I get around round round round I get around
ooooooooooo ah ooooooooooooooya Ma Ma Ma Ma I get around

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Thu Sep 30, 2004 11:20 pm

Anyways, I was saying, oh yeah!

So i sees' the bartender was not looking at ME menancily for saying "nice ass" about MY ass thinking she was thinking I was thinking about HER nice ass (it is of course quite fine), but she was looking at the CABBIE behind me with raised simtar whom was not so fluent with English himself that he understood "Keep it running (after i win a shit load on Vault of Heaven pulltabs)", what he thought I'd said was Creepy Sunnan! After I shit loads of vaunted heathen crawdads"!

Thankfully, tisha2 sorted the whole thing out.. and whoa! Here she is now!
(whoa, nice...)

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Thu Sep 30, 2004 11:21 pm

* Sensei enters and takes a seat *

Evening, Tish... Gentlemen...

Tish, bartenders choice. Nothin' too sweet, now.

amnesia · Post by **amnesia** » Thu Sep 30, 2004 11:33 pm

Vodka, shaken please.

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Thu Sep 30, 2004 11:34 pm

Whew - nice to see ya', Sensei...it was getting a little abstract in here...

(thank you, Nipples... :wink: )

okay...let's have a round of...is a whiskey sour too sweet? sounds perfect to me! with Black Jack of course.

CA - you said it...not me!

and a Vodka, shaken (of course!) for Amnesia

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Thu Sep 30, 2004 11:37 pm

ugh...I know this is a bar, but does anyone have , oh , Mr. Ashcroft is looking

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Thu Sep 30, 2004 11:37 pm

Geez.

You look just like that flashy guy from the Aven....

Oops! We better order, here she comes..

"Gin & tonic with lime, please"

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Thu Sep 30, 2004 11:47 pm

oh god, look at the time......must be morning already, did Kerry win?

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Thu Sep 30, 2004 11:57 pm

tisha2, i am sorry i to keep taliking int my hat as though not here now, but a prior thing. won;t happen again, eh!

oh, and how's about that g&t & a republican for my freind Rickardo?!

republican:

two parts bitters
one part promise margarine

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Fri Oct 01, 2004 12:03 am

must go home must step outside must see the way...bye bye nipples, here's a cigar for your quiet moments

Captain Goddammette · Post by **Captain Goddammette** » Fri Oct 01, 2004 12:03 am

I'd like some pink lemonade and a shot of Grey Goose... and send a drink to Sensy, from me...

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Fri Oct 01, 2004 12:03 am

Either I'm hallucinating, or I'm sitting next to a six foot rabbit. I'm not sure which one I want to believe. Or not to believe. Either way, the whiskey sour was perfect, Tish. Lessee now, um... Aha! I'll take one of those giant bottles of Sapporo. I'll take the Kirin right next to it, too.

Anybody got any cigs? Shit. I'll be right back...

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Fri Oct 01, 2004 12:05 am

oh and here's a pretty picture for you all before I konk out....

Love, cowboyangel

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Fri Oct 01, 2004 12:07 am

Shit...

Uh, hiya Goddammette. Don't you look nice. Dyed your hair blonde, huh?

* Sensei flies out door as Goddammette checks herself in her compact mirror *

Captain Goddammette · Post by **Captain Goddammette** » Fri Oct 01, 2004 12:12 am

Sensei wrote:Shit...

Uh, hiya Goddammette. Don't you look nice. Dyed your hair blonde, huh?

* Sensei flies out door as Goddammette checks herself in her compact mirror *

No... I had 2 of the Captain's high-octane margaritas, and all sorts of shit isn't the same anymore... you should see my [edited for decency]!

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Fri Oct 01, 2004 12:14 am

Nighty-night, Cowboy...thanks, for the pic. ...sigh...
Bedtime sounds like a good idea. Nice moon out there to show you the way...

A shot and a lemonade for the lady before I go (you look great, as alwaysl baby!)

and Nipples, s'all good, baby! A G&T for you...and love the republican! teehee!

yes, Sensei, yes. That is a 6 foot rabbit. That writes poetry.

take care, kids!