List of Playa Personality Types

[Mosin]

You forgot The Eurotrash. They disappear from camp on Tuesday, and return on Sunday with a look of ennui but otherwise as well-groomed as when they arrived. Le <sigh>.

L'MAO!!

[Savannah]

. . . So, who wants a shoulder massage?

[Drawingablank]

Mostly The Person Who's Having Way More Fun than They Seem to Be, but with some Fish to Water, and trace amounts of a few others thrown in.

[a figment]

great, thread, just don't quite see myself though.

[Aurelia]

isnt a primary point of it all to be the you
not in the fishbowl

[Foxfur]

. . . So, who wants a shoulder massage?

me, Me, MEEEE!!!

[Savannah]

. . . So, who wants a shoulder massage?

me, Me, MEEEE!!!

I thought so.

You know, Foxfur, I know you're pretty an' all, but something tells me you have a really old soul. You're . . . deep. The strapless, bottomless, topless safety orange tends to distract people, but I see the real you. It smells like spam. Spam, and integrity.

[CornMan]

What about the person who is so nice and friendly that they make you feel snarky in comparison?

[Aurelia]

this is getting good !
so maybe we all get back rubs now

[Foxfur]

. . . So, who wants a shoulder massage?

me, Me, MEEEE!!!

I thought so.

You know, Foxfur, I know you're pretty an' all, but something tells me you have a really old soul. You're . . . deep. The strapless, bottomless, topless safety orange tends to distract people, but I see the real you. It smells like spam. Spam, and integrity.

*gets all squishylike inside*

SMOOCH!

Oh how I Love you, Sav

[theCryptofishist]

Hey you two, get a room!

[FIGJAM]

Foxfurs gotta shinny new lisence...get a BOOM!

[MikeGyver]

Cant really pick myself as just one, more of a mix between a bunch.

[wh..sh]

The Philosopher: Prefers shots to cocktails. Often fails to notice hot nudity that's right next to them. Has rough mornings. Loses their voice.

Most certainly, this is me.

[ygmir]

. . . So, who wants a shoulder massage?

*raising hand from back of class*

[Foxfur]

Hey you two, get a room!

How about a trailer?

[CapSmashy]

You know, Foxfur, I know you're pretty an' all, but something tells me you have a really old soul. You're . . . deep. The strapless, bottomless, topless safety orange tends to distract people, but I see the real you. It smells like spam. Spam, and integrity.

No Savannah, don't let him fool you like that. He's one step away from cruising in a nondescript van with a FREE CANDY sign on the side...


(And besides, my bus has way more room than his trailer)

[CornMan]

What about the generic WalMart camper in a RV/trailer who doesn't decorate their campsite at all, offering nothing, listening to Garth Brooks on the car stereo, and just sits in their folding chair looking at you as you go by?

[Eric]

Gee, I think I've seen this list somewhere before. Where where where....

Oh, right: http://brcweekly.com/BRCWeekly2011_int.pdf

It was started by a long term Fandangan last year, and had started making the rounds before the 2011 event. I'm glad to see it's back - it's good!

[Aurelia]

well yes it's good
maybe because we see the changes
are they good ?
maaybe

[Eric]

It's good because it's funny.
(and funny is good because it contains a grain of truth).

[RedHeaven]

The Ass Kicker: Wears work clothes, is covered in playa dust, and has a fine collection of the city's best gifted shwag around their neck

[Bob]

Busted, Foxfur. You lose your eplaya card, but the NY Times or that burner lexicon guy will be happy to take you in.

[Elorrum]

I'm not on the list.

I guess I don't realy exist.

They forgot SOLO BAD-ASS!

[International Incident]

Hmm, part over prepared neighbor, part angry Australian (ask MDF and Grai about that) but mostly just an idiot

[Foxfur]

Busted, Foxfur. You lose your eplaya card, but the NY Times or that burner lexicon guy will be happy to take you in.

Thanks Eric...

You should have immediately become suspicious, though.
You were already acutely aware of my weaknesses with respect to wordsmithing and vocabulary as well as my pusillanimity to express myself in a concise and coherent manner...

In my defense, I must point out that I that i had provided an attributional URL though admittedly I did not verify the link. After all, when one connects to the interwebs at 21.6kbps, one chooses what data they are willing to wait for

I shall henceforth abide as a lowly scribe for the illustrious purveyor of all that is burner: burners.me

[Eric]

Busted, Foxfur. You lose your eplaya card, but the NY Times or that burner lexicon guy will be happy to take you in.

Thanks Eric...

S'okay. I didn't feel like digging through reddit for the thread, but there's a good chance it's one Jeremy (the originator of the list) posted.

[knowmad]

Bunnie: Obsessed with cute, wears ears with every outfit. looks for the most conflict free way to do anything, freaks out when there is drama, and is totally scared of people. sex life is life. best person in camp to talk/cuddle with when you are rolling on X.
Bunnies have love for other bunnies and say "Hi Bunnie!" to other bunnies. Bunnies generally avoids Spank play but are commonly found in cuddle puddles.

[Simon of the Playa]

im a FUCKO, always have been always will be.

[surfalex]

You got me pegged! But I'm a first timer, I can't wait to roll in the dust and swim in the air. Thanks for the laughs, better than coffee! I can hardly sleep excited for the adventure