The Bar

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Fri Oct 01, 2004 12:23 am

Cool pic, cowboy. Night, Tish.

* Sensei jumps behind bar *

Alright boys, and that includes you Goddammette, what'll you have?

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Fri Oct 01, 2004 12:27 am

Oh, so that's how it is, eh? Bastards.

BAR CLOSED.

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Fri Oct 01, 2004 12:32 am

~giggle~

Yellow, Sensei!

Hello! Can you see me?!

~hee hee hee hee~

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Fri Oct 01, 2004 12:38 am

Oh this freaking Ready Whip!

Which reminds me, Gynda drank some nutmeg thing
last year. With whipped cream?

nitrous oxide boost
not just any dentist chair
which one gives the most

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Fri Oct 01, 2004 12:41 am

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nipples · Post by **nipples** » Fri Oct 01, 2004 12:41 am

WWhhhoooshh!

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Fri Oct 01, 2004 12:44 am

i didn't see you
standing wherever you were
we both have pink eyes

i'll serve libations
but for only a short time
now what will you have?

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Fri Oct 01, 2004 12:56 am

baby that was nice

maybe just a water rinse

have got cotton mouth

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Fri Oct 01, 2004 12:57 am

Seriously.

Can I order water here?!

Yes!

A large pitcer with ice would be great!

Thanks!

Lydia Love · Post by **Lydia Love** » Fri Oct 01, 2004 1:14 am

*crawling in*

lordy...

beer me!

Captain Goddammit · Post by **Captain Goddammit** » Fri Oct 01, 2004 1:25 am

One playa-dusty beer, coming up!

Lydia Love · Post by **Lydia Love** » Fri Oct 01, 2004 1:30 am

*sniffs the can*

Oh yeah, baby!

DM · Post by DM » Fri Oct 01, 2004 1:41 am

Can I get 3 shots of Vicodin please.
I need to shhlowly whisk ahhhhway and shhleep.

If anybody wants to just toss them in my drink, that'll be fine too.

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Fri Oct 01, 2004 4:22 am

Hello?

*talking to self, apparently. morning person*

Christ...what went on here last night after I left? There's a trail of bunny fur from the back door all over the bar.

We'll maybe I'll put up a big pot of coffee and see who comes in. Here's the beans, but where's the grinder? Let me just check where Sensei was sitting...yep...but what the fuck is this yellow shit caked inside? Eeew.

*starts picking up small fragements of broken DVDs and a tiny eyepatch*

Where's a broom? Hmmm. I'd better sweep up this fur.

Okay. Coffee's on!

Simply Joel · Post by **Simply Joel** » Fri Oct 01, 2004 6:40 am

morning.... decaf, please

robbidobbs · Post by **robbidobbs** » Fri Oct 01, 2004 7:06 am

good morning. I could sure use some milked down, sugared up coffee flavored hot water.

I'm going to plop down on this dusty as fuck comfy couch here and just watch you clowns. Feel free to cozy up to me.

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Fri Oct 01, 2004 7:12 am

Hi Robbidobbs, I'll bring you your extra-light in a minute, and maybe I'll just cuddle on down with you for lil warm-up. It's a chilly morning, after all.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Oct 01, 2004 8:36 am

geekster wrote:Getting aluminum started is hard. Steel wool might be hot enough. The thing is to get it so hot it starts burning, then the iron oxide releases its oxygen ... at that point the fire is impossible to put out by suffocation.You end up with flaming metal and a pool of slag. Toss in a magnesium engine block or two and you have one spectacular piece of fire art.

Is this the sort of thing where you can use a road flare as a starter, or does that have to be inclosed like in a car.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Oct 01, 2004 8:38 am

samtzu wrote:Anyone seen Woodrow?

*groan* dare I say anything? *gag, groan*

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Fri Oct 01, 2004 8:38 am

Mornin' kids!! Just checking in before I go kick-start my day...

I'll have a cup o that joe, Buckethead! Thanks for covering the bar this morning! Whatchout for the addicts comin' down from caffeine out there today...they just might come in here all bleary eyed and crazy if they smell that there divine java, and who knows what they'll do!

Ahhh...! Nice couch Robbidobs!! What a perfect touch! Yer always welcome to just watch...

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Oct 01, 2004 8:39 am

nipples wrote: (hand and forearm plunges into Huge Jar of Salted Things Floating & Submerged)

Be careful. Be very, very careful.

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Fri Oct 01, 2004 8:41 am

whoa - Crypto, didn't see ya there!! Scared the beejuzus outta me!!

...as for Sam...i think you'd better tell him...but be gentle, be very gentle...and maybe wait till he comes in and tell him in person...

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Fri Oct 01, 2004 8:42 am

Fishylips!! What's this about you and Woodrow?? He didn't come home last night... ummmmm.... what can you tell me?

Just the facts, Fish... Just the facts...

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Fri Oct 01, 2004 8:47 am

I think you'd better sit down for this one, Samtzu, baby...and here's a club soda for ya', and a shot of Jameson's, just in case...

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Fri Oct 01, 2004 8:48 am

Where'd Fish go? What's this all about? I can't do this without caffiene... WHERE'S MY WOODROW!!!

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Fri Oct 01, 2004 8:50 am

Crypto!! Babe?! Where ya goin', honey?!! Awww, shit...don't leave without telling him....!!!!

...um, er....i gotta go, sam...umm...work, kids...y'know...hey! have a great day, hon!

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Fri Oct 01, 2004 8:52 am

*backdoor briefly lets in a stream of bright morning sunlight, then just as quickly snatches it away with a loud, and ominous 'bang'*

*silence*

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Fri Oct 01, 2004 8:57 am

Hi Tisha. Howsa? Too bad about that Woodrow, huh? More coffee?

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Fri Oct 01, 2004 8:58 am

Shit!!!! Cowards!!!! Where's Woodrow?

Hmmmm. What to do? How would Sam Spade handle this? No, that wouldn't work... he'd just pistol whip somebody. Nero Wolfe? He'd eat something... Sherlock Holmes? Naw, he'd shoot cocaine and insult Watson... Daryl Zero? Amphetamines and Tab... yeeeuuuch!!

Fuck this... I'm going back to the last place Woodrow posted. There's bound to be clues there... or at least a direction to look....

I'm off... Hey, BHA... what's this about Woodrow?

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Fri Oct 01, 2004 9:01 am

Well... (oh shit) ... uh...hum.... talk to Crypto!

*ducks*