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samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Fri Oct 01, 2004 9:07 am

Uh... Thanks (what the fuck is going on?) Forget it, I'm on the trail. Watson! The game is afoot!!
*Dramatic Exit*

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Oct 01, 2004 9:38 am

*crawls back in slowly*
[rasp]anyone here? barkeep, I need Dutch Courage[/rasp]

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Fri Oct 01, 2004 10:58 am

Hey, Crypto-baby - damn! Tough spot yer in...here's a strong one, sweetie. Can't stay long, lots o work today, but here's the bartender's wisdom for the day - break it to Sam easy, huh? i hear he and Woodrow were very close...but remind him that they're doing wonderful things with reconstructive surgery these days!! Good luck!

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Fri Oct 01, 2004 11:22 am

9 more hours 'til non-virtual heavy drinking!

Lydia Love · Post by **Lydia Love** » Fri Oct 01, 2004 11:26 am

all drink a toast to that!

the move gets done today or I die trying... then I drink. Maybe a lot.

Lydia Love · Post by **Lydia Love** » Fri Oct 01, 2004 11:27 am

grrr.

"all drink" instead of "I'll drink"

I already sound like a freakin drunk.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Oct 01, 2004 11:31 am

tisha2 wrote:Hey, Crypto-baby - damn! Tough spot yer in...here's a strong one, sweetie. Can't stay long, lots o work today, but here's the bartender's wisdom for the day - break it to Sam easy, huh? i hear he and Woodrow were very close...but remind him that they're doing wonderful things with reconstructive surgery these days!! Good luck!

Thank you, tisha.
[mutter]Sam should know that if you don't take good care of your things, they disappere. Mother didn't raise him right. It's been a damn nightmare. . . Don't even know what happened. Too much to drink, no witnesses, know I ate something was it woodrow? Why can't Sam keep it in his pants. Grown man you know.

Where's the rest room?

*hasty exit*
*sound of flushing*
*fish crawls back in*
I need another, please

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Fri Oct 01, 2004 11:37 am

BHA’s top-ten list of people he’d like to see in The Bar

10. Shitmouse
9. Woven one
8. Technopatra
7. Lysergic
6. Emily Sparkle
5. A II Z
4. Badger
3. Isotopia
2. Black Rock Ric
*drum roll, please*

1.M. Joe Boss

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Oct 01, 2004 11:48 am

buckethead alien wrote:BHA’s top-ten list of people he’d like to see in The Bar

2. Black Rock Ric

Great bha. As if I wont be on samztu's shitlist when he figures out what happened to Woodrow. They'll kill me. I'll be a fishstick.

*shudder*

tisha! Keep 'em coming!

breaded, fried, smashed with a fork. . .*groan*

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Fri Oct 01, 2004 11:54 am

hay all y'all that hangs out up in SeaLand.

any of you got a bead on Ms. Jackson? A few random posts about back pain, medication and vomitting combined with a lack of presence here has me a tad concerned.

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Fri Oct 01, 2004 11:59 am

* Sensei enter bar riding motorized wheelchair *

Hey guys. Rough night last night. That rabbit packs a punch, lemme tell ya. Tish, you got something for this black eye?

I'll give Action Jackson a call in a few minutes...

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Oct 01, 2004 12:01 pm

stuart wrote:hay all y'all that hangs out up in SeaLand.

any of you got a bead on Ms. Jackson? A few random posts about back pain, medication and vomitting combined with a lack of presence here has me a tad concerned.

I got a glimpse of her on the f*cu thread in a foul mood a few moments ago.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Oct 01, 2004 12:12 pm

Alone here. Better make myself another. Hm. This looks good, and this looks red and here's some salt. Oh, a couple of beers are a good idea. Hm. What's in this fridge?
Worms! No!
*runs to bathroom*

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Oct 01, 2004 12:28 pm

Meeting the MrFishsit for lunch. need mouthwash.

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Fri Oct 01, 2004 1:09 pm

Well, her answering machine says she's "out smashing imperialism", if that tells you anything.

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Fri Oct 01, 2004 1:11 pm

And Fishy, I'd gargle with brine. Be healthy.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Oct 01, 2004 1:35 pm

Sensei wrote:And Fishy, I'd gargle with brine. Be healthy.

[artificially bright]Thanks, Sensei! [/artificially bright]

[mutter]gargle in brine. . . What does he think I swim in?.. . .
be healthy. . . be dead in a few more hours is more like it.[/mutter]

Back from lunch. I'll have whatever's going.

That's what got me in trouble in the first place aint it? Silly, silly fishy. . .

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Fri Oct 01, 2004 1:56 pm

Milk and cookies, please. I am working but thought I would stop in a be social. Oh, and whoever that was snickering about my milk and cookies, fuck you very much!

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Oct 01, 2004 1:59 pm

Oh don't mind me *sob* I'm just a little overwhelmed.

Do you think you could mail me to the Scripps institute?

glynda · Post by **glynda** » Fri Oct 01, 2004 4:09 pm

(door is flung open, bar floods with bright light, glynda rushes in & slams the door behind her, she is frazzled and mussed, she is still wearing a suit)

i need a vodka tonic... and i need a vodka tonic asap!!!

tisha2 --- do you have any clothes i can borrow??? i cannot wear this suit another minute!!!

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Oct 01, 2004 4:22 pm

glynda!
Are you going on the lam too? Maybe we should run together! I hear the Great Barrier Reef is nice this time of year.

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Fri Oct 01, 2004 4:24 pm

glynda wrote:(door is flung open, bar floods with bright light, glynda rushes in & slams the door behind her, she is frazzled and mussed, she is still wearing a suit)

i need a vodka tonic... and i need a vodka tonic asap!!!

tisha2 --- do you have any clothes i can borrow??? i cannot wear this suit another minute!!!

WOW, baby! You are in a state!! Here, I keep this here for just such emergencies *she thrusts a shiny, sparkly, off the shoulder, slit to there little faux-fur trimmed thing into Glynda's hands*

Here's your Vodka Tonic, sweetie. Now tell the bartender all about it...

glynda · Post by **glynda** » Fri Oct 01, 2004 4:29 pm

not on the lam... just a non-stop, action-full couple of days... although, the barrier reef sounds lovely... i think just a drink and a few moments of stillness will do the trick...

thank you, tisha2, this is exactly what i needed... and it fits perfectly!!! yay!!!

i'm feeling more like myself... and less like corporate glynda... "working is fun!" (spoken in barbie-intoned voice)

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Oct 01, 2004 4:32 pm

glynda wrote:. "working is fun!" (spoken in barbie-intoned voice)

Should I call Dr. Pyro?

glynda · Post by **glynda** » Fri Oct 01, 2004 4:33 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:
glynda wrote:. "working is fun!" (spoken in barbie-intoned voice)
Should I call Dr. Pyro?

will dr. pyro help???

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Fri Oct 01, 2004 4:34 pm

ooohhhh...sweetie, I know, I know! Dr. Pyro sounds like just the ticket, fishy!

I need to get the fuck out of work, too. Time for a drink!! Then I'm off to the Humboldt Decom campout! Sorry to leave y'all here alone all weekend, but I trust you can take care of y'selves!!

Be good, now -
keep the drinks stiff, and the converstion animated!

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Oct 01, 2004 4:35 pm

glynda wrote:
theCryptofishist wrote:
glynda wrote:. "working is fun!" (spoken in barbie-intoned voice)
Should I call Dr. Pyro?
will dr. pyro help???

He's the local expert on de-barbiefication, isn't he?

glynda · Post by **glynda** » Fri Oct 01, 2004 4:37 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:
glynda wrote:
theCryptofishist wrote: Should I call Dr. Pyro?
will dr. pyro help???
He's the local expert on de-barbiefication, isn't he?

nice...

tisha2 wrote:ooohhhh...sweetie, I know, I know! Dr. Pyro sounds like just the ticket, fishy!

I need to get the fuck out of work, too. Time for a drink!! Then I'm off to the Humboldt Decom campout! Sorry to leave y'all here alone all weekend, but I trust you can take care of y'selves!!

Be good, now -
keep the drinks stiff, and the converstion animated!

don't go... not yet... just one more drink... [/quote]

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Oct 01, 2004 4:43 pm

If you need one that badly just sneak to the other side. Or I can fix something.

glynda · Post by **glynda** » Fri Oct 01, 2004 4:47 pm

(door is flung open, bar floods with bright light, the boyfriend rushes in & slams the door behind him, he grabs glynda, says "you look hot, babe" and whisks her away from the bar)

kids... thanks for the drink... i'll stop in later this weekend... i gotta go get ravished!!!

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