Brothel girl in search of wild camp!!!

vividvortex · Post by **vividvortex** » Fri Sep 24, 2004 5:37 pm

i just got a junk email with the sender being kristy kreme "unlimited access for five dollars" same person? if so, please stop sending to me, thanks!

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Fri Sep 24, 2004 5:42 pm

Hey, wait a minute... I just got a junk email with the sender being Cookiepusss! "Unlimited scoops for $5" - same ice-cream cake? If so, let me think this one over.

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Sat Sep 25, 2004 9:27 am

Hey! I just got junk email from Sensei, offering "Once in a lifetime offer... Enlightenment! $5" What the hell is that all about? Dammit! Where were you five years ago. I paid over $600 for mine!

Maybe they've made improvements... I understand the Chinese have figured out how to produce it for a lot less....

Prometheus · Post by **Prometheus** » Sat Sep 25, 2004 2:09 pm

D Matrix wrote:Me = Alpine & Kirkwood

Cool. Me too. It's been a few years. Do they still keep the snowboarders away? (Hope against hope...)

For the SLC basin, my favorite is Alta. All the SLC places are closer than Denver or Tahoe.

Prometheus · Post by **Prometheus** » Sat Sep 25, 2004 2:21 pm

If you guys (and gals) don't believe KK, that's up to you. She sounds like a very interesting person.

I just don't appreciate snowboarders. Perhaps allowances can be made; after all, the BM site is pretty flat. Her curves should add to quality of the terrain.

Magikal · Post by **Magikal** » Sat Sep 25, 2004 7:50 pm

Prometheus wrote:If you guys (and gals) don't believe KK, that's up to you. She sounds like a very interesting person.

I'll second that. I, for one, am looking forward to meeting her & talking to her at the meet n' greet.

If I get the chance; sounds like she'll be mighty busy!!!

Prometheus · Post by **Prometheus** » Sat Sep 25, 2004 8:48 pm

vividvortex wrote:i just got a junk email with the sender being kristy kreme "unlimited access for five dollars" same person?

Sounds like a deal to me, as long as it's real and not virtual.

They're havin' virtual sex. They're eatin' virtual food.
No wonder these puppets are always in a lousy mood.

Kristy Kreme · Post by **Kristy Kreme** » Wed Sep 29, 2004 10:56 pm

Hi everyone !

I have been off line for a few days and it seems you have been having lots of fun without me. Good! I hope you always do. I just returned home. I went to the Sting concert in Las Vegas on Friday. It was wonderful!

Ok, I have a questions. What is a "Lamplighter"?

Also I would love to see a line of excited men and women outside my tent next year. I found that BM had a lot of conservative prudes last year.

Kisses, Kristy Kreme

P.S I DO NOT send junk mail.

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Wed Sep 29, 2004 11:30 pm

Kristy Kreme wrote: What is a lamplighter?

http://www.burningman.com/participate/lamplighter.html

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Wed Sep 29, 2004 11:35 pm

a lamplighter is new kind of drink, made from cumbustible stuff, but light, like lite beer

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Wed Sep 29, 2004 11:39 pm

teehee!!

i'll take two!

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Thu Sep 30, 2004 10:22 pm

you can have 3

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Thu Sep 30, 2004 10:50 pm

to the bar!!!!

lazarus · Post by **lazarus** » Fri Oct 01, 2004 8:35 pm

Kristy Kreme wrote:Hi everyone!

My name is Kristy Kreme. I am looking for a wild, fun and horny group to crash with next year. I LOVE guys first but girls are very welcome. I am willing to provide LOTS and LOTS of FREE love to the right group or single guy. I want to see and do more next year. I had a GREAT time at my first burn (this year) and I look forward to chatting with all who are interested. You can email me at [email protected]
Please tell me you are from the BM board because that email is also for my work.

Kisses, Kristy Kreme

If you want to see pics of me checkout my website:

http://kristy.nevadabrothelgirls.com/

Having myself been at the last three year's Burning Man events, are you saying that the camp and the person or people you were with were lame and not wild enough for you? Tell us about your experience and why you don't want to be with them next year. It would help others to hear about why.

lazarus · Post by **lazarus** » Fri Oct 01, 2004 8:53 pm

if you don't wish to post your feelings, feel free to private mail me, I really am curious. Thank you.

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Sat Oct 02, 2004 7:47 am

I keep thinking about how cool it would be if -- picture a queen bee at the center of her hive -- someone (Kristy or Iso or Don Muerto or whoever) would become the center of a giant fuck fractal expanding out in all directions across the playa. Like the Porn Clowns' famous daisy chain only much, much huger and totally nonlinear.

Okay, so it'd be a glorified orgy. So what. Sex in the name of art, I always say. Well, sometimes.

uBeRpLaYa · Post by **uBeRpLaYa** » Sat Oct 02, 2004 10:28 pm

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cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Sat Oct 02, 2004 11:00 pm

judgement can be thought of as a limitation

Simply Joel · Post by **Simply Joel** » Sun Oct 03, 2004 4:21 am

cowboyangel wrote:judgement can be thought of as a limitation

just as being so open-minded your brain falls out is a limitation.

uBeRpLaYa · Post by **uBeRpLaYa** » Sun Oct 03, 2004 10:00 am

wE jUsT gOt tHe sAmE sPaM eMaIL as vIviDvOrTeX aNd sEnSeI i hAtE iT wHeN sCaMs LiKe tHiS hApPeN

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Sun Oct 03, 2004 10:17 am

uBeRpLaYa wrote:wE jUsT gOt tHe sAmE sPaM eMaIL as vIviDvOrTeX aNd sEnSeI...

Sensei wrote:Hey, wait a minute... I just got a junk email with the sender being Cookiepusss! "Unlimited scoops for $5" - same ice-cream cake? If so, let me think this one over.

Damn that Cookiepusss! That little ice-cream cake knows no bounds.

Rabbi Dali Rick · Post by **Rabbi Dali Rick** » Sun Oct 03, 2004 11:17 am

I have just one word for you "Midget Cookie Dough Sex"

and now back to you Krispy.

livel,
anchor rebbi

Rabbi Dali Rick · Post by **Rabbi Dali Rick** » Sun Oct 03, 2004 11:19 am

what the hell is "livel"?

it's lively, damnit, lively!

squarely,
the rebbi without a cause

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Sun Oct 03, 2004 12:40 pm

Simply Joel wrote:
cowboyangel wrote:judgement can be thought of as a limitation
just as being so open-minded your brain falls out is a limitation.

now I know why they call you the 'ornery one'....why don't you just cock your head back and let me pour in a good healthy dose of Jägermeister

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Sun Oct 03, 2004 1:39 pm

Joel wrote:

cowboyangel wrote:
judgement can be thought of as a limitation
just as being so open-minded your brain falls out is a limitation.

Fuckin' LOL!!!!!

uBeRpLaYa · Post by **uBeRpLaYa** » Sun Oct 03, 2004 1:57 pm

Simply Joel wrote:
cowboyangel wrote:judgement can be thought of as a limitation
just as being so open-minded your brain falls out is a limitation.

bEtTeR wAtCh oUt jOeL oR nO "fReE" nOoKiE fOr yOu i tOo wOuLd LiKe tO nO wHy sHe dIsSeD hEr cAmPmAtEs

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Sun Oct 03, 2004 6:46 pm

uBeRpLaYa wrote:
Simply Joel wrote:
cowboyangel wrote:judgement can be thought of as a limitation
just as being so open-minded your brain falls out is a limitation.

bEtTeR wAtCh oUt jOeL oR nO "fReE" nOoKiE fOr yOu i tOo wOuLd LiKe tO nO wHy sHe dIsSeD hEr cAmPmAtEs

Joels attempt at a pithy syllogism is just off...way off.. Better stick to P.J. quotes

Simply Joel · Post by **Simply Joel** » Sun Oct 03, 2004 7:07 pm

pithy
adj: concise and full of meaning
adv: in a pithy sententious manner

syllogism
noun: deductive reasoning in which a conclusion is derived from two premises

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Sun Oct 03, 2004 7:37 pm

Simply Joel wrote:pithy
adj: concise and full of meaning
adv: in a pithy sententious manner

syllogism
noun: deductive reasoning in which a conclusion is derived from two premises

right, so why don't you apply it then?
have some Jägermeister

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Mon Oct 04, 2004 1:02 am

uBeRpLaYa wrote:...bEtTeR wAtCh oUt jOeL oR nO "fReE" nOoKiE fOr yOu

Welcome, uBeRpLaYa. Your 'ransom note' writing makes my eyes hurt, but I like the way you think, kiddo.

Brothel girl in search of wild camp!!!

KK

Re: KK

I'm back!

Re: Brothel girl in search of wild camp!!!

And Kristy

fuck fractal

.....................~munch, munch, munch~..........

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