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DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Mon Oct 04, 2004 12:18 pm

I make magic with my wand all the time.........why..........cause it looks gooooood.

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Mon Oct 04, 2004 12:18 pm

damn - checked out for a minute...what song was for me? that last slow one??? missed it!!
I like this one, too...Lisa Loeb?

nice, shots!

DVD - you are defintely on Joel's shit list.

necro-beastiality...sheesh. but, yes, a completely feasible scenario.

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Mon Oct 04, 2004 12:23 pm

I'll play it again for you so listen for the abrupt stop in this song and yours will begin. This is a slow proccess of buttering you up.

Jason

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Mon Oct 04, 2004 12:25 pm

tisha2 wrote: DVD - you are defintely on Joel's shit list.

Aw,

he'll get over it. worse things have been said that were'nt even true.

C'mon Joel, have a drink.

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Mon Oct 04, 2004 12:26 pm

Simply Joel wrote: and to paraphrase... it isn't the size (in this case, appearance) of the wand, it is the magic you make with it...

you can say that again!!

it's really really really true. We don't just say that to make y'all feel better. There is sooooooo much that you can do and size doesn't make a jackshit bit of difference.

Jason wrote: I'll play it again for you so listen for the abrupt stop in this song and yours will begin. This is a slow proccess of buttering you up.

Jason

it's working.... wow is it ever...

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Mon Oct 04, 2004 12:34 pm

tisha2 wrote:
Jason wrote: I'll play it again for you so listen for the abrupt stop in this song and yours will begin. This is a slow proccess of buttering you up.

Jason
it's working.... wow is it ever...

The plan is in motion

Hope that song helped your day smooth out a little.

And for everyone wondering what song, you should be listening in http://www.shoutcast.com/sbin/shoutcast ... lename.pls

Jason

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Mon Oct 04, 2004 12:38 pm

There should be a whole lot more drinking going on in here dammit. Tisha, if you can quit makin' googly eyes at J-Dog for two minutes and get me a beer, I'd appreciate it.

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Mon Oct 04, 2004 12:42 pm

Sandwichman wrote:

Okay how the fuck did this man wearing underwear let his little man wander onto the chopping block near the chicken to where it could be confused. I think he was trying some kinky necrophiliac(sp?) chicken sex and fucked up and then chop it was gone. I bet he fed it to the dog in fear of them finding traces of chicken on it and calling him on it.

Jason

It is bad when they wander off like that... but I wouldn't blame the dog: check the pickled egg jar...

Just a thought...

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Mon Oct 04, 2004 12:42 pm

wha...? oh, right, right - uh, a beer for Buckethead comin' right up...

i'd better have somethin', too...maybe a cold shower... phew.

A round for everyone!!! What'll it be?

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Mon Oct 04, 2004 12:43 pm

Hiya, Sam!! Nice t' see ya? Want some coffee?? Oh, shit, sorry!!!

(heeheehee!!!) I'm on my third cup...

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Mon Oct 04, 2004 12:45 pm

Simply Joel wrote:
DVD Burner wrote:Would it be ok if I ordered 2 drinks for Joel and Isotopia please?

no thank you.

and now something colorful and completely different

Man Mistakenly Cuts Off Penis, Dog Eats It

Mon Oct 4,10:41 AM ET

BUCHAREST (Reuters) - A elderly Romanian man mistook his penis for a chicken's neck, cut it off and his dog rushed up and ate it, the state Rompres news agency said Monday.

It said 67 year-old Constantin Mocanu, from a village near the southeastern town of Galati, rushed out into his yard in his underwear to kill a noisy chicken keeping him awake at night.

"I confused it with the chicken's neck," Mocanu, who was admitted to the emergency hospital in Galati, was quoted as saying. "I cut it ... and the dog rushed and ate it."

Doctors said the man, who was brought in by an ambulance bleeding heavily, was now out of danger.

John Wayne Bobbit has a friend! But this other guy was Romanian.......perhaps the dog was a decendant of Vlad the Impaler

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Mon Oct 04, 2004 12:47 pm

(insert favorite colorful swear word here)

Just dropped in for a quickie...

Howabout my usual with a twist...?

And, no, screwing dead chickens is twisted, not a twist...

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Mon Oct 04, 2004 12:47 pm

yo Sandwichman...very good music..thanks...I'll have coffee Tish.....too much Jägermeister last night...must work...pay bills......aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Mon Oct 04, 2004 12:47 pm

tisha2 wrote:i'd better have somethin', too...maybe a cold shower... phew.

You'll need two by the time I am done

I'll take a bottle of Aftershock....

Jason

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Mon Oct 04, 2004 12:51 pm

They busted a guy in San Francisco once for chicken sex. Seems the cop heard this chicken raising holy hell in this guy's lap in a car. Cop comes over and starts looking around. It was the feathers in the Vaseline jar that did him in (I kid you not). I tried looking up the article but it was old and it seems the free archives of the Chronicle only go back a year.

Ah! Here it is:

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.c ... 337D81.DTL

scroll down to "Chicken Little"

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Mon Oct 04, 2004 12:54 pm

Ah, ice-cold Pacifico, or Pee-cifico as they call it.

Anyone from Disney in here?

No?

Good. I gotta complain about a publicity shot for Nemo on Ice that just came in. What a friggin' nightmare. Scare the kiddies, it would. Sensei said Harry Larvey's '05 theme is going to be something "on ice." Bling-bling or ex-collegiate skaters bumbling around in ugly costumes? You decide.

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Mon Oct 04, 2004 12:55 pm

why why why do these things always seem to happen in our fair city?why why why?.......

(don't answer...please)

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Mon Oct 04, 2004 12:59 pm

okay, chicken fucking is way way way outside what I want to consider as being my daytoday reality...so very very wrong.

Any of y'all closer to St. Helen's catch any of this dust???

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/6092368/?GT1=5472

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Mon Oct 04, 2004 1:02 pm

I am waiting for St Helens to go boom in a big way.

I left for a few days and the mountain could not even wait. I woke up on Friday morning to the news in Redding and finding out i missed the first blast. I am glad no magma has made itself present yet. I want to be here for that.

Jason

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Mon Oct 04, 2004 1:03 pm

Here is a Mt. St. Helens "live" webcam that sometimes works.

http://www.fs.fed.us/gpnf/volcanocams/msh/

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Mon Oct 04, 2004 1:03 pm

God I love Volcanos......wish I could be at Helens.....climbed to within a half a mile of Puu'oo's smokin crater a few years ago, saw the skull and cross bones sign and decided I needed to live a bit more...... more coffee please?

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Mon Oct 04, 2004 1:05 pm

Years ago I hiked Mt Lassen and loved it immensly. Now I live in the ring of fire. We party in the Mt Hood wilderness because who knows when it will go.

Jason

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Mon Oct 04, 2004 1:08 pm

I love Lassen too! Climbed Shasta over a dozen times...when Shasta goes that'll be too sad because so many communities are around it...

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Mon Oct 04, 2004 1:12 pm

The mountain gave off another little fart this morning, but nothing spectacular, yet... I'm driving my coworkers nuts, though, by singing the Jimmy Buffett song... some of them have more of a sense of fear than a sense of humor.

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Mon Oct 04, 2004 1:41 pm

Anyone from Disney in here?

<ahem>

sparkletarte · Post by **sparkletarte** » Mon Oct 04, 2004 1:45 pm

Nemo on Ice

That sounds more like a buffet item than a skating deal.

Wah, my day isn't going my way- please pour me a nice yummy drink. I just got dissed by my mortgage broker and in 45 minutes my income tax auditor will be here. Is there some kind of weird planet thing going on right now??

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Mon Oct 04, 2004 2:01 pm

stuart wrote:
Anyone from Disney in here?
<ahem>

Weeeeeeeelllllll, lemmie get you a drink, there buddy.

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Mon Oct 04, 2004 2:46 pm

thanks, but corporate policy denies me the ability to drink either at work, at home, on vacation, or in retirement.

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Mon Oct 04, 2004 2:54 pm

Sandwichman wrote:...And for everyone wondering what song, you should be listening in http://www.shoutcast.com/sbin/shoutcast ... lename.pls

Jason-san, what am I doing wrong? I keep getting an error message that says, "ClassFactory is unable to recognize class" when I try to load the URL. I'm dyin' to hear those tunes of yours...

Oh, and I hope your foot is better. Man, you came in the bar pretty lit up the other night and kicked the crap out of the poor jukebox. You kept mumbling something about it not playing the songs you wanted to hear...

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Oct 04, 2004 2:59 pm

Zulegoona wrote:Wonder why it smells like fish in here.

Crypto your not dried up under a table someplace are you?
( look around, pulling out chairs and looking under tables)

Weekend hibernation.

The Bar

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