The Bar

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Mon Oct 04, 2004 11:18 pm

OKAY!!! Lot's o shots & beer tonight...poetry reading at the local cowboy-punk farmhouse - I'll post some highlights later, but first...anyone who wants to know my hardass side, go check out the "nature of burning man" "kids at burning man" thread...should have a link to the FUCK thread, too.

Thanks for the Jaeger, Cowboy...I *so* need it after today/tonight.

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Mon Oct 04, 2004 11:31 pm

Tisha after reading that I really don't think you need anyone in here to bounce for ya.

How about a round of Snake Nuts for the amount of cajones you have shown.

2 oz. Vodka
2 oz. Amaretto
1 oz. Triple Sec
1 oz. Lime Juice

shake and pour.

Jason

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Mon Oct 04, 2004 11:36 pm

*SNAKE NUTS*!!!!

I have *snake nuts*!!!????

just for being a mama-bear!!?? lol, baby...lo fucking l!!!

tho' that shot sounds like even too much for me tonight,...

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Mon Oct 04, 2004 11:41 pm

tisha2 wrote:*SNAKE NUTS*!!!!

I have *snake nuts*!!!????

just for being a mama-bear!!?? lol, baby...lo fucking l!!!

tho' that shot sounds like even too much for me tonight,...

You stood up tall and voiced yourself and that says many volumes about you. Alot of people are content to only voice themselves when not faced with any oposition. You dive right in and for that you got a pair on ya that outweighs most of the so called men I have met.

Jason

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Tue Oct 05, 2004 12:03 am

Sandwichman wrote:
tisha2 wrote:*SNAKE NUTS*!!!!

I have *snake nuts*!!!????

just for being a mama-bear!!?? lol, baby...lo fucking l!!!

tho' that shot sounds like even too much for me tonight,...
You stood up tall and voiced yourself and that says many volumes about you. Alot of people are content to only voice themselves when not faced with any oposition. You dive right in and for that you got a pair on ya that outweighs most of the so called men I have met.

Jason

aww, baby!! Thank you! I just said what needed sayin'...tho' it's funny that my "maternal" instincts earn me an honorary pair of "cajones"!

'kay - I'm out of smokes, AND beer....only whiskey and pot left...where are all the other regulars...?????

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Tue Oct 05, 2004 12:11 am

tisha2 wrote:'kay - I'm out of smokes, AND beer....only whiskey and pot left...where are all the other regulars...?????

You don't need other regulars I should be enough.

And whiskey is good so I would not worry about the beer situation.

So do I need to entertain you. How about a pic of me in a tux to laugh at?

Jason

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Tue Oct 05, 2004 12:15 am

*PERFECT*, baby!!!

I'll fix a whiskey&ginger while you get changed...

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Tue Oct 05, 2004 12:15 am

Tis scary what a bit of wine and family can do.

Jason

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Tue Oct 05, 2004 12:25 am

I silenced the room. WOW!

So how about we move on to topics of assless furry pants and bad sunburns?

Oh and bartender it is your choice you pick the drink.

Jason

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Tue Oct 05, 2004 12:26 am

is *that* what family and wine can make you do??

well, you look a hell of a lot happier than I would've imagined!! Okay, no one else is here, so how about some shots??? Yer the recipe expert....what'll it be??

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Tue Oct 05, 2004 12:27 am

HAHAHAHA!!! I just asked *you* what to drink...!!!?

bullD · Post by **bullD** » Tue Oct 05, 2004 12:28 am

hmmm, I think a night cap is in order. A double scotch over please.

bullD · Post by **bullD** » Tue Oct 05, 2004 12:30 am

ohhh, have any nice single malt that is say, 20+ years old?

I will be your friend for life if you do.

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Tue Oct 05, 2004 12:30 am

tisha2 wrote:is *that* what family and wine can make you do??

well, you look a hell of a lot happier than I would've imagined!! Okay, no one else is here, so how about some shots??? Yer the recipe expert....what'll it be??

How about a round of bartenders in honor of our virtual one-

1/2 oz. Gin
1/2 oz. Sherry
1/2 oz. Dry Vermouth
1/2 oz. Dubonnet
Dash of Grand Marnier

Shake and pour.

Jason

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Tue Oct 05, 2004 12:31 am

bullD wrote:hmmm, I think a night cap is in order. A double scotch over please.

Well, howdy 'stranger'!! Double scotch over it is!! Howzabout a Glenlivet??

And, nightcap??? The night is young, baby!! Some of us don't have to work until noon tomorrow!! *A round on the house!!!*

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Tue Oct 05, 2004 12:33 am

Sandwichman wrote:
tisha2 wrote:is *that* what family and wine can make you do??

well, you look a hell of a lot happier than I would've imagined!! Okay, no one else is here, so how about some shots??? Yer the recipe expert....what'll it be??
How about a round of bartenders in honor of our virtual one-

1/2 oz. Gin
1/2 oz. Sherry
1/2 oz. Dry Vermouth
1/2 oz. Dubonnet
Dash of Grand Marnier

Shake and pour.

Jason

harsh, but appropriate for your virtual-babe-tender this evening...whew!! (goddamn! wish i had that one for real!!)

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Tue Oct 05, 2004 12:33 am

tisha2 wrote:
bullD wrote:hmmm, I think a night cap is in order. A double scotch over please.
Well, howdy 'stranger'!! Double scotch over it is!! Howzabout a Glenlivet??

And, nightcap??? The night is young, baby!! Some of us don't have to work until noon tomorrow!! *A round on the house!!!*

Noon? Damn it is time for a few rounds. How about next....

Long, Slow, Comfortable Screw Up Against a Cold, Hard Wall with a Kiss

1 oz. Vodka
1 oz. Orange Juice
1 oz. Sloe Gin
1 oz. Southern Comfort
Splash of Galliano
Splash of Amaretto

Mix vodka, orange juice, Sloe Gin, SoCo and pour over ice. Float a splash of Galliano and a splash of Amaretto on top. The vodka and the orange juice are the Screw, Sloe Gin the slow, SoCo the Comfortable, Galliano the Wall, Amaretto the Kiss and ice the Cold Hard.

bullD · Post by **bullD** » Tue Oct 05, 2004 12:34 am

NOON!! Lucky children of mothers... I need to slide outa bed at about 6:am but, hey, another round I was never scared of.

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Tue Oct 05, 2004 12:35 am

* Sensei enters bar all dreamy-eyed *

Do you guys know what a Sensei sandwhich is? That's when Sensei has his left arm around Lydia Love and his right arm around Rian. Then imagine them both biting Sensei's neck...

Let's just say Sensei had a good night at the LL.

Tish, I think you better open a bottle of champagne for me.

bullD · Post by **bullD** » Tue Oct 05, 2004 12:37 am

so sensei, what exactly are we celebrating?

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Tue Oct 05, 2004 12:38 am

Sandwichman wrote:
tisha2 wrote:
bullD wrote:hmmm, I think a night cap is in order. A double scotch over please.
Well, howdy 'stranger'!! Double scotch over it is!! Howzabout a Glenlivet??

And, nightcap??? The night is young, baby!! Some of us don't have to work until noon tomorrow!! *A round on the house!!!*
Noon? Damn it is time for a few rounds. How about next....

Long, Slow, Comfortable Screw Up Against a Cold, Hard Wall with a Kiss

Mix vodka, orange juice, Sloe Gin, SoCo and pour over ice. Float a splash of Galliano and a splash of Amaretto on top. The vodka and the orange juice are the Screw, Sloe Gin the slow, SoCo the Comfortable, Galliano the Wall, Amaretto the Kiss and ice the Cold Hard.

okay - didn't think I needed to quote anything but the name of the drink, but DAMN! - you describe it so well...excuse me for just a minute.........

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Tue Oct 05, 2004 12:40 am

tisha2 wrote:okay - didn't think I needed to quote anything but the name of the drink, but DAMN! - you describe it so well...excuse me for just a minute.........

Need a hand there

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Tue Oct 05, 2004 12:40 am

Oh! Hello, Sensei!! I was off having my own little daydream...you did *what* with Rian and Lydia??? And *what* can I get you to drink???? On the house, of course??!!

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Tue Oct 05, 2004 12:42 am

How about next round

Virgins Kiss

1 oz. Creme de Menthe
1 oz. Kahlua
1 oz. Bacardi White Rum
3 oz. Cream (Fresh)

Shake vigorously over ice until the cream froths, serve over crushed ice.

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Tue Oct 05, 2004 12:47 am

Sandwichman wrote: Need a hand there

Only if yer gonna pull my hair...whoops! did I say that out loud???!!
Nice drink! Virgously, eh?

Sensei!! We need details!!!!!

bullD · Post by **bullD** » Tue Oct 05, 2004 12:48 am

uh ohh, here comes my buddy Will. I know exactly what he's gonna say to me too. Well, I should at least introduce him to you all,,, all this is Will, Will Power,,, Will, this is sensei, sandwichman and tisha.

Night all.....

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Tue Oct 05, 2004 12:50 am

tisha2 wrote:
Sandwichman wrote: Need a hand there
Only if yer gonna pull my hair...whoops! did I say that out loud???!!
Nice drink! Virgously, eh?

Sensei!! We need details!!!!!

I can pull hair but here how about another round to stir your soul.....

Sex At The Lake

2 oz. Midori
1 oz. Vodka
1 oz. Malibu Rum
Cranberry Juice

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Tue Oct 05, 2004 12:51 am

bullD wrote:so sensei, what exactly are we celebrating?

Like I said, it was a good night at the LL. Lydia and Rian were their usual charming and sexy selves, the belly dancers were great, the dj's were strange sounding. It was just a great night.

$1 to the first person who correctly guesses where I bit Lydia.

I'll take the bottle of champagne on ice, please Tish.

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Tue Oct 05, 2004 12:53 am

Sensei wrote:
bullD wrote:$1 to the first person who correctly guesses where I bit Lydia.

I think the stomach will be my first guess.

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Tue Oct 05, 2004 12:58 am

Sensei wrote:
Like I said, it was a good night at the LL. Lydia and Rian were their usual charming and sexy selves, the belly dancers were great, the dj's were strange sounding. It was just a great night.

$1 to the first person who correctly guesses where I bit Lydia.

I'll take the bottle of champagne on ice, please Tish.

oohhh!! Sensei!! sounds *fabulous*!! I'll say:...On her glorious breasts!!!! (She's here, y'know!?)